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<p>My wife is so sweet Every time she goes to a bar alone she gives me her wedding ring so I can think about her all night long.
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<p><b>Me: Your generation sits around with their noses in their phones Niece: Your generation made the guys who wrote the Macarena rich Me: ...
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<p>Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!
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<p><b>I was going to post a joke on reddot But then I git high
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<p>[nearing end of first date] Me: I'll give you a call later, OK? Her: *throws phone in river* I lost my phone.
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