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<p>Divorce lawyers all over the world are rubbing their hands together in glee now that Twitter DM has a picture function.
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<p><b>Q: What do sneezes wear on their feet? A: Ahhh-shoes.
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<p>How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house? Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
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<p><b>Patient: Doctor I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.
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<p>2 fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""you know how to drive this thing?""
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