Make day funny (5379j) by joykit

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Make day funny (5379j)
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<p>What do soy products and a vibrator have in common? The both substitute meat
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<p><b>I like how my autocorrect changes ""hun"" to ""Hun,"" like I'm playfully referring to my girlfriends as barbarous 4th-century European nomads.
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<p>Funny how arguing works. We're all ""You clearly disagree with me, so I will now repeat my point with steadily increasing levels of volume""
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<p><b>It's going to be a cold day today in Motown...... Three Degrees, Four Tops.
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<p>Lady beavers call their vaginas, ""people""
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