<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>So, I heard a celebrity was stabbed the other day... It was Reece something... Reece... Witherspoon? No, with a knife! </p> <p><b>Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF! </b></p> <p>I always party like it's 1999. Standing in a corner talking to nerds about The Matrix. :( </p> <p><b>What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graiins! </b></p> <p>This joke is brought to you by Arnold Schwarzeneggers one-sided chess set. ""I'll be black"" </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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<p>This post has received a 14.29 % upvote from @curation-bidbot thanks to: @joykit.</p>
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