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<p>What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? They both have the same middle names.
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<p><b>Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa Her: I'm so sorry, are you upset? M: *pulls a salami out of my shorts* let's call it even
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<p>Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist? It had concavities...
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<p><b>A children's museum SOUNDS like a good idea... ...but I would imagine it's hard to breathe inside those little glass cases.
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<p>""No! Don't go into the church! Nooo!"" ""Honey, what movie are you watching?"" ""Our wedding video.""
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