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<p>How did the sloth become President of the tree? He slept his way to the top.
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<p><b>""This is OnStar. How can we assist?"" ""What are you wearing?"" ""Do I need to get a supervisor?"" ""Like a threesome? Is that part of my plan?""
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<p>A long one. /| | | | | | | \___
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<p><b>Owls are like scary Mr. Potato Heads that fly.
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<p>Her: I love that thing you do to make me moan. Me: *makes another plate of nachos*
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