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<p>What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube.
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<p><b>Why did the students need a ladder to get into school? It was a high school.
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<p>I bring giant stuffed animals into carnivals so when I walk around people will think that I am good at something.
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<p><b>How are whores and movies alike? You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
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<p>As a mark of respect to Lou Reed I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones. -Daft Limmy
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