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<p>apparently some people have been using wind to take the leaves from my frontyard and put them other places. they are still mine regardles
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<p><b>Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess? It's the only chance they have to mate.
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<p>I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective
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<p><b>They say you should test your fire alarm once a month... But it's costing me a fortune in houses!
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<p>A drunk man walks up to an Englishman pissing on a tree... And says, ""Yurr ahh.... European!""
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