<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>I've messed up, I'm gonna be arrested for crimes against light... I'm gonna be sent to the state prism! </p> <p><b>2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer </b></p> <p>If life was a video game it would be created by EA Because you have to pay real money inside the game. </p> <p><b>Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean. </b></p> <p>Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
post_id | 64,110,552 |
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author | joykit |
permlink | make-day-funny-9530f |
category | joke |
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created | 2018-10-12 10:25:45 |
last_update | 2018-10-12 10:25:45 |
depth | 0 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 156,105,123,618 |
last_payout | 2018-10-19 10:25:45 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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curator_payout_value | 0.001 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 827 |
author_reputation | 3,920,426,655,270 |
root_title | "Make day funny (9530f)" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
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