<div class="pull-left"> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmXqU5iQRTFeg7XBCcjpvoToQthun5PAQLVimZ1UFBTRdi/horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" alt="horse-1844792_960_720.jpg" /> </div> <p>How much free space does Europe have ? 1 GB. </p> <p><b>The doctor told me I should stop masturbating today. So I look him straight in the eye and asked him ""why?"". And then he said something about not being able to work in these conditions. </b></p> <p>What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg? ""Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"" </p> <p><b>""Excuse the mess; we had guests,"" I graciously explain, leaving out the ""five months ago"" part. </b></p> <p>What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist! </p> <img src="https://steemitimages.com/DQmdgSevz5XgTER5Pn6cTpxpLotbLC4BXX8LxYrjR8P981h/cfufooter.jpg" alt="cfufooter.jpg" />
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author | joykit |
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cameronray | 0 | 165,916,022 | 100% | ||
anthonyshippey | 0 | 190,067,968 | 100% | ||
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