Is It Possible To Drink Too Much Carrot Juice? by kennethtks

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Is It Possible To Drink Too Much Carrot Juice?
Let me say up front today that there is nothing funny about somebody dying. Unless :
a) You dont know them
b) It was ironic

Today we're gonna talk about some of the most ironic deaths ever, and you know what? We're not making fun of these people. We're celebrating the irony associated with what happened, we're celebrating their life, well not really, their deaths is more suitable i think. So let me introduce you guys to the most ironic deaths of all time.

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Before the Airboard, there was the Segway, and if you still go to a tourist destination, its still the Segway. Jimi Heselden was one of Britain's wealthiest men, which meant "Hey, imma buy the Segway company." It also means, " Cause i'll get one for free." And it also means, "Cause i can take it anywhere i please! Thank you very much. Cup of tea." So he took it off of a clif, into a river, and died.

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Basil Brown was a carrot juice enthusiast, now that is a beginning of a great joke. This guy loved carrot juice so much, in 1974 he chose to drink a gallon a day for 10 straight days. He also started taking some vitamin A tablets. Couldn't get enough of that vitamin A. Somthing was a  little but wrong in the Basil Brown's brain.

The doctors warned him about the dangers of what he was doing, but he had a low opinion of doctors.And then he "died". And by "died"with quotes, i mean he just died, cease to exist, from cirrhosis of the liver. The verdict was death from carrot juice addiction, and he was reportedly bright yellow when he died, cause you know, carrot usually turns you orange, but i guess if you're already Brown, it just turns you yellow. Id ont know, but Basil Brown was yellow when he died from eating orange carrots.

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1985, The New Orleans Recreation Department had an annual pool party. There were 200 guests, and half of  them were life guards. They were celebrating their first year with no drownings. Then at the end of the party comes around, and everybody gets out, except for one fully clothed 31 year old dude. He's dead, in the pool, with half of its guests are life guards, celebrating 1 year no drowning incident, yep.

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Michael Anderson Godwin, You know its bad when it starts with three names. Thats right, ladies and gentleman. When he's at the age of 28, he kills somebody. He was convicted of murder and sentenced to death via electric chair, this was back in the 80's.

However, he had a good lawyer who got his sentence reduced to just life in prison. That's no bad, its just life in prison. But then, when he was in his cell, he was doing his business on the toilet, going number two, while we was watching TV. In the year 89, you couldn't just look at a phone while doing number two, and i dont know if you get phones in prison so this is the equivalent of watching your phone while on a toilet but it was a TV.

But things turn crazy, he hooked up headphones directly to the television. He then was having trouble with his headphones, so he began to bite them, as you do when you're having trouble with them. So you got a metal toilet that was wet, that he was sitting on with a bare butt, biting the headphones, connected to the TV. Yes, ironically, he ended up electrocuting himself. He have himself the electric char. So let that be a lesson for you you prisoners out there that are frustrated with your earbuds.

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Eugene Aserinsky was a pioneer in sleep research. He actually discovered REM (Rapid Eye Movement). He was one of the founders of moderns sleep research. So in July 22, 1998, he died in his sleep. He happened to be driving a car at the time. And he drove it into a tree in San Diego. Died in his sleep, sleep researcher, work with me here.

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John Ainsworth Horrocks. Again, three names. He probably killed somebody. He was in an explorer and camel enthusiast. In the 1800s, he explored Australia via camel, he also was the first person to explore Australia via camel, good for him.

So one day, John was loading his gun that was in the pack on the side of the camel, and then that freaking camel shifted its weight, causing the gun to go off, and it blew off John's hand, and then it blew off some of his teeth. Then he died of complication from  being shot by a camel. But, check this out. Before he died, he ordered the camel to be shot to death.

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Paul G. Thomas. Not three names, just a letter in the middle. He maimed someone, dint kill him. Owner of a wool mill. That is where machines that spin wool into yarn are located.  He fell into the machines, it wrapped approximately 730 meters of yarn around this guy. One of the guy who was there said, "You couldn't even see him at all."

How long do you have to let this go on before it gets to 730 meters? I mean, thats like watching this guy's body go around for quite a long time. So yarning mogul was yarned to death.
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