Hola, ¿Por qué estás tan... by kingfunny

spanish · @kingfunny · Nov 24 '17

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Hola, ¿Por qué estás tan...

Hola, ¿Por qué estás tan feliz?
– Porque hoy me enseñaron la lógica.
+A ver, enséñame. 
– Ok, ¿Tienes pecera?
+Sí.
– Y si tienes pecera te gustan los peces.
+Sí, claro.
– Y si te gustan los peces te gusta el agua.
+Si si. 
– Y si te gusta el agua te gusta el mar.
+Claro.
– Y si te gusta el mar te gusta la arena.
+Ajá. 
– Y si te gusta la arena te gusta la playa.
+Uhms, sí. 
– Y si te gusta la playa te gustan las chamas.
+Pues obvio. 
– Y si te gustan las chamas entonces no eres marico.
+Awww, pues claro, gracias por enseñarme. 

*Se va caminando y se encuentra con un amigo*

+Hola, ¿Por qué tan contento? 
– Es que me acaban de enseñar la lógica.
+En serio? enséñame. 
– ¿Tienes pecera?
+No.
– Ah, entonces eres marico, ay vale te gustan los tipos.

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@dineroconopcion · Nov 24 '17

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