Let me tell you a joke 👌 by ladyrednails

funny · @ladyrednails · Aug 17 '17

$1.95

Let me tell you a joke 👌

A young German man is lying on the nude beach in the sun. He is wearing nothing but he did put his hat over his private area . 
An old woman who didn't take good care of herself is passing by and complains "If you were a real gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady when she passes by...!"
He replies relaxed "If you were any sort of lady,my hat would lift itself!"

🐌
The end.
 
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@combofrenzy · Aug 17 '17

$0.04

now thats a real gentleman

👍 ladyrednails, greenbuff

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@greenbuff · Aug 17 '17

He's even in his suit XD

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@danielsaori · Aug 17 '17

$0.03

Nice German joke. 😉

👍 ladyrednails

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@murtazasyedm · Aug 17 '17

$1.93

hahahahah nice one

👍 randowhale, murtazasyedm, randowhaletrail

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@randowhale · Aug 20 '17

This post received a 3.5% upvote from @randowhale thanks to @murtazasyedm!  For more information, [click here](https://steemit.com/steemit/@randowhale/randowhale-is-now-only-1-steem-sbd-per-vote-spread-the-news)!

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@randowhale · Aug 17 '17

This post received a 3.0% upvote from @randowhale thanks to @greenbuff!  For more information, [click here](https://steemit.com/steemit/@randowhale/randowhale-is-now-only-1-steem-sbd-per-vote-spread-the-news)!

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@johnnyray · Aug 17 '17

I enjoyed that  and may have to steal it, as I am a speaker. I followed and upvoted you

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@ladyrednails · Aug 17 '17

lovely :D 
Feel free to steal more of my jokes, I love to know that they made people laugh!

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@ani35 · Aug 17 '17

That was funny 😂

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@andraskalmar-art · Aug 18 '17

$0.03

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C/giphy.gif

👍 ladyrednails

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@azrielmuhammad · Aug 18 '17

Cool

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