Right person for the right job by larryphang

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· @larryphang ·
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Right person for the right job
Recruitment Agency: " Sir, we found 5 candidates for your company, now how do you want to assign their position?"

Company boss: "Put 100 blocks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room & close the door, leave them alone and return after a few hours"

1)  If they are counting the bricks, Put them in Accounts deptt.

2)  If they are re-counting the bricks, Put them in Auditing.

3)  If they have messed up the whole room with the bricks, Put them in Engineering.

4)  If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, Put them in Planning.

5)  If they are throwing the bricks at each other, Put them in Operations.

6)  If they are sleeping, Put them in Security.

7)  If they have broken the bricks into pieces, Put them in Information Technology.

8)  If they are sitting idle, Put them in Human Resources.

9)  If they say they have tried different combinations yet not a single brick has been moved, Put them in Sales.

10) If they have already left for the day, Put them in Marketing.

11) If they are staring out of the window, Put them in Strategic Planning.

And.......

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been touched, Congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
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@hridoy23 ·
thank you so much for good post
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@chireerocks ·
Awesome, really funny. Thanks for sharing.

Have a great day.
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@amrumk ·
ha haa funny recruiting.. :)) @larryphang
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@mawit07 ·
talking with coworkers means top management. Wait a minute. I do that everyday. I come in to work turn on computer and go over to coworker and talk sports and movies. Am I qualify for top management? ;)
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@larryphang ·
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Lol. Not exactly talking. Discussion or giving instructions.
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@asteemian ·
That is some dope recruitment skills there 

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@c0ff33a ·
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Funny - and so very true as well!
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