<p><center>https://steemitimages.com/DQmTQNzxKQaa3vYjQxm44Z1bEeyR9ecvXuRQE8sxtr89Nxr/Family%20Funny.jpg<center></p> <p><center><h1>Yep, I'm a nerd.</h1></center></p> <p><center><h4>A grammar nerd, to be exact.</h4></center></p> <p><center>But wait! Before you go rolling your eyes and clicking out of this post, I'm not a meanie when it comes to grammar. <br><br> I just like it. I have a degree in it. <br><br> And as weird as it sounds, I think it's fun.</center></p> <p><center><h3>See, I told you I was a nerd. </h3></center></p> <p><center>Anyway, my "nerdy-senses" (see what I did there?) never turn off. So I end up with a lot of fun photos revealing the errors in marketing and print that I come across. <br><br> (Not all of them though. I once saw an ad in the paper for a "Used Ford Exploder" which had me rolling, but was before the days of cell phones so... yea, no picture.) <br> <sub>I'm not incredibly old, I've just literally been this way since I was young.</sub></center></p> <p><center><h4>And then there are just lots of things that make me chuckle, <br> so naturally I take pictures of those, too.</h4></center></p> <p><center><h2>Hopefully some fellow nerds will get a kick out of at least a few of these.</h2></center></p> <br> <p><center><a href="https://imgur.com/7VtDzpq"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/7VtDzpq.png" title="source: imgur.com" /></a></center></p> <br> <p><center>https://steemitimages.com/DQmQK8TrdCoi8d9aMfCtqWN2Epaae8oJEj49U4mj8Lzk9ht/Visitors-Restroom.png <br> <em>This was at a nursing home, btw.</em> </center></p> <br> <p><center>https://steemitimages.com/DQmVD6wAUWVG5ctaDeyWe8MvYpHacGsw7HDhGgnwmMWLUfF/Eye-Wash-Station.png <br> <em>Same nursing home. That place was strange.</em> </center></p> <br> <p><center>https://steemitimages.com/DQmSLheMiNJa1J2LEXM6jtFme2dqsTuxWGRtaL28gAEdeKV/Game.png <br> <em>That boy's looking at the necklace like, "man, u so pimpin'." </center></p> <br><br> <p><center>https://steemitimages.com/DQmPPkXfXMHzmXVn3uQdSdJb4epP37i6fHY6jxopDeERgtK/Luggage.png <br> <em>I honestly see <strong>"fart face."</strong> Can anyone tell me what this actually says??</em> </center></p> <br> <p><center>https://steemitimages.com/DQmVSHDUfM1Uje9yrsjzv9WzfoyAQq6NxQRwUAj6mqSpT4p/culvers.png</center></p> <br> <p><center>https://steemitimages.com/DQmSX3HePSYzkUSQxnY926uWUmoByvDDwiTj8B2T8NGN9LV/Sninny-Jeans.png <br> <em>Hehe, sninny.</em> </center></p> <br> <p><center>https://steemitimages.com/DQmNu5SgctXkPLnb971CiA6dzrTuYd1Gsq3nAJpqQiqg7tp/Treat-them-good.png <br> <em>smh.</em> </center></p> <br> <p><center>https://steemitimages.com/DQmVeURNVn7XUNWCLVoXU2qt987BZuppMTCryTEA2wXrMAP/Spelling-Success.png</center></p> <p><center><h4>And finally,</h4> (This is a hard one.)</center></p> <p><center>https://steemitimages.com/DQmNX7yhaX9vgat5PpseWRgqWekfUJqpkah46A3xixf4RDe/Sign.png <br> <em>Hint: it's in the top </em><strong>area</strong> </center></p> <p><center><sup>Ooof, that one was hard, wasn't it?</sup></center></p> <br> <p><center><a href="https://imgur.com/7VtDzpq"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/7VtDzpq.png" title="source: imgur.com" /></a></center></p> <p><center><h1>Hope you enjoyed these!</h1></center></p> <p><center><h3>At least some of them.</h3></center></p> <br> <p><center><h4>Maybe?</h4></center></p> <br> <p><center><sup>Pfff.</sup></center></p> <br><br> <p><center><a href="https://imgur.com/VNgzorV"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/VNgzorV.gif" title="source: imgur.com" /></a> <a href="https://imgur.com/VzcViMH"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/VzcViMH.png" title="source: imgur.com" /></a></center></p> <p><center><a href="https://imgur.com/4qI3Ud5"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4qI3Ud5.png" title="source: imgur.com" /></a></center></p>
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good work
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hahaha I love this kind of thing too!! ...looks like Bart Lace to me hehe.
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Haha, yes, it could be that.
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Wow I had to read that last one like 5 times, makes me wonder what else my brain just exectuively decides I donβt need to notice
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That type of thing consistently gets people, no matter how much they (myself included!) pay attention. It's cool. Our brains don't actually read every word that's written - or even every letter of every word. Our eyeballs gather it all in, but our brain only translates the important bits. Or else we'd never get anything done. So repeated words, especially small words like "and," "the," "or," etc., are super easy to miss.
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It's true, have you ever seen that thing where your brain can read words no matter how they're scrambled as long as the first and last letter are correct? I don't mean to complain about efficiency but DAMN!
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