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Thank you so much for adding my post to your blog!

"*"The essence of good satire is it makes you laugh on the outside and cry on the inside."*

-@Lexiconical"

-Michael Scott

Thank you for your confidence in my work.

They're pretty good at fooling people into thinking that improving their homes will "increase the value".

They just don't bother to mention that's not an increase NET of what you paid for it...

You'll find that Millenials do not save anything for the future/retirement, and they hate equity. They rent everything.

They use the liquidity that frees up to do nothing but drink, travel, and overpay for iphones.

Retirement is going to be a distant memory in a couple of generations.

*"I always look for the old geezer"*

These are the guys giving me the best info when I stop in to either Home Depot or Lowes (which seems to be like the "Whole Foods" of diy stores).

*"the young girl will always direct me to the old geezer (who you know has a little bit of a crush on her)."*

That's a good one, I should keep that in mind!

*"there is something seriously wrong with that generation, "*

I get to say it because I am one!

*" is because they did not get attention when growing up, there mom's and dad's had to work a lot, so the parents overcompensate with toys.......anyway that's just a theory,"*

It would certainly correlate with this horrifying chart, for which the government/elite has "used" a number of political "movements" to achieve (Lately, things like Antifa/Unrestrained Immigration, SJWs, Radical Feminism):

![Single Income Family Has Same Discretionary As Double.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmZzNWSNDrTHCg3pKN1KXmm7ey42hUkiVXFvzvf4kSwQDG/Single%20Income%20Family%20Has%20Same%20Discretionary%20As%20Double.jpg)

*(if too small, right click + view image, or try Ctrl + Mouse Wheel Up)*

Apologies for any ruffled feathers out there but that chart is a genocide against the family and I calls em like I sees em. Twice the people working make less than the wealth one did in 1970.

It was way better for everyone when the economy was FORCED into paying enough so that ONE PARENT could pay for a household and ONE PARENT could handle the deluge of bullshit that still comes along with that. 

I care not which is which.

Thanks Andy!

Could be social suicide, as I'm not sure "that is the style at the time".

How dare you besmirch the army of young contractors who slave away, day in and day out, to manually set the dinner table and a complete place-setting!

*"I swear they are the dimmest generation to have ever existed. So many are all about instant gratification for themselves and nothing else. "*

I blame the technology that grants instant gratification, combined with a culture that encourages the same.

The latter is particularly insidious and operates mostly uncriticized, preaching patent falsehoods like "you can be anything you want to be" and "everyone will love you if you just be yourself." That's how you get generations buying *The Secret* and the inappropriately named *"Law" of Attraction*, which has been scientifically proven to be false. 

We should probably not even touch the social hot potatoes that would made a population incredulous a mere decade or tow ago, such as "fat acceptance."

The common thread in all of these poison pills is that you do not need to put in time, effort, or work into whatever the task at hand is. When the results is objectively lower quality humans, it's really not a surprise - it's exactly what you'd expect.

Combine that with smartphone technology, Instagram filters, and Tinder and you have a reputation for the most entitled, solipsistic and unskilled generation the world may have ever known.

Thanks!