Taylor Swift Owes Jay-Z a Songwriting Credit For "Ready For It" - Why Not? She Ripped Her Last "Sick Beat(tm)" Off From "I'm Too Sexy" by lexiconical

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· @lexiconical · (edited)
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Taylor Swift Owes Jay-Z a Songwriting Credit For "Ready For It" - Why Not? She Ripped Her Last "Sick Beat(tm)" Off From "I'm Too Sexy"
<center>![Taylor1.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmbNh1wBsnGJ7RVfYo1YBPg58pLi9DY5kqxeMQWTcFaonS/Taylor1.png)</center>

<center>*Seemed like the most recent shot that would express her attitude on this topic.*</center>

It wouldn't be nearly as fun to rag on Taylor if she didn't get so offended at the slightest claim she's not an authentic, original musician.

Also, she is trying to trademark "this sick beat", which is just adorable.

<center>![Taylor2.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmapxQ2skkUZURuovTzPjxgUgfgfcEj879KnTP3xrQzRGD/Taylor2.png)</center>

<center>*She also sued fans on Etsy for daring to put "1989" on...well, anything.*</center>

So, rather than initially attempt to pot this into words, I'm going to simply ask everyone to listen to the first 30 seconds of this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T62maKYX9tU

<center>*A video's got to be worth, at least, like, 50 words.*</center>

Then listen to the first 30 seconds of this video:

https://vimeo.com/29885705

<center>*Jay-Z is a YouTube protester, in case you were wondering.*</center>

Let's be honest...that's more similar than a LOT of songs that have won plagiarism cases in court. I actually think Taylor might have sat around practicing her best Jay-Z impression (she's pretty darn good actually, for what it is.)

Given how similar the beats are, I think she should employ former music luminary Vanilla Ice for PR purposes, stat.

<center>__Don't skip this video, it's hilarious:__</center>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-1_9-z9rbY

<center>*Whoever is behind the camera is a god/dess among interviewers.*</center>

Honestly, I was surprised when I found that Taylor did NOT credit Jay-Z on this track. To her credit, lately she has been getting out in front of artists she has ~~ripped off~~ sampled by crediting them on the tracks directly. I wasn't just making this article's title up:

<center>![Taylor3.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQ1GxBJ6Vi2WgbVSuTNbkQm7BX7GthT2nQv77dqLkV8Kw/Taylor3.png)</center>

<center>*Not Jack Antonoff's finest musical moment. He should stick to Bleachers.*</center>

I can't get away from this post without linking what everybody is waiting for...and what Taylor Swift thought was good enough to turn into "the most viewed music video ever" in 24 hours:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ

<center>*Did you know precious few people realized this whole song was intended as satire?*</center>

__*If you have any additions or errata for this post, please let me know! I will see that they are voted to the top of the comments, and will make the appropriate edits (if possible).*__

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@bitcoinflood ·
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So much ripping off happens anymore and there have been a number of cases vs Taylor already.  It seems like now more then ever we see the real truths about people with social networks etc. and honestly its ugly! I liked it better when their was no social media and you didn't even hear about all this crap lol
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@lexiconical ·
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*" I liked it better when their was no social media and you didn't even hear about all this crap lol"*

Uh-oh, I guess that makes me part of the problem!

You've got to admit though...that Vanilla Ice clip is just *priceless*.
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@tahsin ·
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supper brother...it should be a best topic....because your all things very good..
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@maxout7 ·
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Taylor Swift A Fraud
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@choogirl ·
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Poor Tay-Tay. So rich and pretty. It must be really hard for her!

Lol. That vanilla ice clip is hilarious. He's one of my favourite one hit wonders.
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@lexiconical ·
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I think that is one of the most legendary clips in all of music.

At first, you are just laughing at Vanilla incredulously. I call this "the 90's stage".

Now in 2017, post "worst rip-off ever" Nicki Minaj Anaconda....

he's starting to look downright prescient, isn't he?

Pains me to say it.
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@choogirl ·
I had to google the Nicki Minaj/ Anaconda thing. I'm not really up on that and I'm not sure my quality of life has improved now that I have this knowledge.

But yes, you make a good point about Vanilla Ice. Clearly ahead of his time. I'm surprised he wasn't more successful. &#128513;
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@nikez452 ·
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i lold so hard at this i watched it twice
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@theblindsquirl ·
I guess we can add Taylor not-so-Swift to the list of celebrities consumed by their own celebrity.

Right up there with <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/celebrity/lee-im-spike-spike-tv">Spike Lee</a>.

I hope Taylor doesn't decide to go after <a href="https://cars.suzuki.co.uk/new-cars/new-swift/">Suzuki</a> for ripping off her name, way back in 2001.
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