Safety in the U.S. of A by lighteye

funny · @lighteye · Oct 15 '17 (edited)

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Safety in the U.S. of A

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# I don't know who is the author of the original post, could be it is updated several times by several persons, but… it would be nice to buy a beer to the one who started the thread :)
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I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole. Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can’t pat me down. If they say I’m a male wearing a burka, I just say I’m feeling like a woman today.

# Hot Damn… Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America!
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@lighteye · Oct 15 '17

Thanks, @steemitrobot.

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@lighteye · Oct 15 '17

Thanks, @pixresteemer.

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