And now, a glimpse into our lives as a married couple. The account below is told by my wife Abi. 

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Several times since Lydon and I have been married, he has accidentally used my toothbrush. We have laughed about it every single time, and even had a conversation about how it's only a matter of time until I use his toothbrush. On Thursday we got Lydon a new toothbrush, and I had changed mine about 6 weeks ago. 

Tonight while we were getting ready for bed, I pulled a toothbrush out of the medicine cabinet and started to brush my teeth. Lydon walks in and looks at me and with amusement says "Honey. Honey. Honey." to which my confused and toothpastey reply is "What?" He continues to repeat "Honey" a few more times. I clue in that this is probably a toothbrush confusion, to which I matter-of-factly declare, "This is my toothbrush." He lovingly repeats "Honey" yet a few more times, and I continue to stand firmly on the resolution that I am indeed brushing my teeth with MY toothbrush. This goes for about 30 seconds, and then Lydon remembers that the new toothbrushes we got on Thursday were orange and green, and that I have a red toothbrush in my hand. We then commence laughing hilariously at the fact that for the past 4 days, Lydon has been using my toothbrush thinking it was his. 4 days, folks. What a riot!