Magic.Comedy Open Mic - Round 34. Part 1. by magnata

comedyopenmic · @magnata · Oct 14 '18

$1.66

Magic.Comedy Open Mic - Round 34. Part 1.

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http://www.bbgif.com/p/80452.html

When you do not understand what is happening

I appoint the @carlgnash and the @aleks433 to participate in this round.

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Thanks for the support in my messages.@magnata

👍 trafalgar, comedyopenmic, rynow, amirtheawesome1, disguarpe, idikuci, belemo, profanereviews, bitfiend, com-judge, pakhar

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@comedyschool · Oct 14 '18

$2.36

Hi magnata, 
 
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

#### Judges:
- @dollarsandsense
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👍 comedyopenmic, bondy007

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@belemo · Oct 14 '18

This reminds me of college

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@magnata · Oct 16 '18

$0.02

haha me too

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@serkagan · Oct 14 '18

$0.04

Lol, this is training for the future, haha

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@magnata · Oct 15 '18

$0.03

down to infinity, haha

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@profanereviews · Oct 14 '18

I'm sure there's a racist esthetician joke here but I won't be the one to say it.

👍 magnata

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@magnata · Oct 15 '18

$0.03

this is not racism, we just were all like these in childhood, haha

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@dollarsandsense · Oct 17 '18

Poor little girl is stuck in this cycle forever now.

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