Hello friends I want to share my real life incident . It was around 14 years ago when I was a kid. Me and my friend went to a garden that was around 3 km away from our home. After spending 1 to 2 hrs . Now we were ready came to back. On the road we saw a tractor which was going through our home. So we want to lift but he didn't stop. We decided to hang on backside of that tractor -trolly and we did it. The driver saw us. He speed up the tractor so we couldn't manage on that tractor and fall down. My friend was absolutely right but I got little injury on lips. So my lips was swelling around my mouth. I didn't want to show off my self in this condition. So I was hide in a place. Every one started to searching for me. At the end I was found, my father said me to came with him. I agreed and my bad time was started. Everyone laughed every-time when they saw my lips, I was irritating that time but I didn't know what will happened with me. After some time my father came into my room and they kick me 5 to 6 times and said that tractor driver was my friend and he told me what you did. My sisters and brothers again started laughing ... I was its ok and this was my bad time so suddenly I started laughing too ... I want to nominate @thevillain and @dj123
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Well shit, that's some traumatic experience though. Don't let PTSD slow you down, jumping on moving tractors will soon be an Olympic sport
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That's what we call a "fat lip." Funny story though taking a big risk like that. Sorry you got kicked by your dad though, not nice!
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Well now you know better.
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Aww, sorry to hear you got injured, but I’m sure you’ll find more fun adventures to tell us about!
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