A carrot is hosting a party. ![a.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQkQtzKtnYqiGnpWjjhyprHRj3x9jWWo7HrL4QCz6GWoq/a.jpg) The first to arrive is Carrot's friend Apple, but accompanying him is somebody Carrot does not know. They look just like Apple, but green instead, and so, carrots says, "Hello Apple, who might your friend be?". The new fellow replies, "Hello, I am also Apple, nice to meet you." And so, after introductions, the pair entered into the house. Next to arrive was Carrot's neighbor, onion, but walking next to him was someone Carrot does not know. They look identical to Onion, but have a deep purple-red hue. When they get to the door, Carrot greets them and says, "Good evening Onion, could you introduce me to your friend here?". The red vegetable replies, "I'll introduce myself. Nice to meet you, Carrot. People refer to me as Onion." And so, the two Oinons entered the house. A third pair arrives, and this time it's Carrot's good friend Potato. Next to Potato is another stranger with the same appearence, but this time red in color. As they approach, Carrot says, "It's nice to see you, Potato.", and recalling what had just happened twice, says, "Ah, and you must also be called Potato, correct?". The stranger looks at Carrot and replies, "I Yam."
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