![IMG-PHOTO-ART-1828477664.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmUaBbSTwoXQtgfdZkeSJq525hFeVAWnfLEiNVv4tGbYwB/IMG-PHOTO-ART-1828477664.jpg) I knocked on the door of the meeting room with my customary *three note jig.* It was a jaunty knock. A knock that said *I ain't afraid of you* or *my unfeasibly large 'testicans' are incoming.* *Enter.* A waspish voice sniped from the room beyond the door. I marched in and kicked the door closed behind me with all the grace of a *Night Shinobi.* *Please, sit.* My boss, the ineffable *El Jefe* motioned at the seat before me with a hand. *A pleasure.* ![hfydtasfj_20190806181948082_20190807180449883.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmT3hYQtietFp6rFWVAwjBEnPgxXKSNi4CKXg6tEK7te7N/hfydtasfj_20190806181948082_20190807180449883.jpg) I sat and looked at him expectantly. There was another dude beside him. A sort of blonde, gingery looking thing. I could imagine him eating apples and masturbating at the same time. I frowned in disapproval at the thought. *El Jefe* frowned too as if we were the famous *Frown Clowns* about to start a show. *BoomDawg, you know me, obviously. This is Jan.* ![hfydtasfj_20190806181948082_20190807180745894.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmS3r9xuZVxtCYpRH1L4TNYfGgwpLAfS5AhbtWbgGzX9ms/hfydtasfj_20190806181948082_20190807180745894.jpg) *El Jefe* carried on frowning as he waved to the gingery man beside him. *Jan, is our new Security Analyst.* *Jan* nodded in confirmation. He looked as if he was trying to be friendly, forbidding and stern all at the same time. Which just made him look like a dog eating a bowl of slippery spaghetti. *Jan has been running some reports and I'm afraid you came up in one of them.* *El Jefe* nodded ruefully as if telling me I hadn't added enough yeast to my brown cobbler. *Jan* nodded sadly. *I'm afraid so. Looking here...* He fumbled with a piece of paper in front of him. It looked like a list. A long list. *Um. You have a company BlackBerry, yes?* He didn't wait for my answer. *You don't appear to have switched it on in months. Three months to be precise.* ![hfydtasfj_20190806181948082_20190807181009906.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmXtN74hykgk2JCnm2pyi2FcGrMDVmBwYVEZUowTRMXaAU/hfydtasfj_20190806181948082_20190807181009906.jpg) So pregnant was the pause that followed, I was tempted to give its feet a rub. *Jan* put down his piece of paper and stared at me. *Would you care to explain?* He said. His tone was soft as if he were stroking a cat's ear and wishing it were one of my testicles. I rolled my eyes. *Of course I haven't switched it on. Who uses Blackberries these days!?* I said with an exasperated shake of the head. *Who uses them!? We bloody well use them!* Barked *El Jefe* in an annoyed tone as if his Aunt was wearing red shoes again. *But since we switched to the touchscreen ones none of us can work them. They are shit. That weird OS they have is shit.* I let out a disdainful laugh. *I mean, what is it with all the mad swipes. What was it, swipe up to go back!? Nobody can work them.* *El Jefe* and *Jan* looked at each other as if telepathically kissing. *There have been... Problems.* Admitted *El Jefe* in a pained voice. *Yeah, they are shit. Can I get one of the new iPhones?* *Will you use it?* *El Jefe* retorted. *I promise I will. Honest, boss.* I gave him one of my special smiles and made my eyes dance for him. He grunted in what seemed to be a grudging yes then waved at the door dismissively. I sprung to my feet with a jaunty wink and headed for the door. Will I use the iPhone they give me? Ha, will I fuck.
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author | meesterboom |
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category | life |
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last_update | 2019-08-07 17:19:42 |
depth | 0 |
children | 14 |
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last_payout | 2019-08-14 17:19:42 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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root_title | Crack |
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voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
teamsteem | 0 | 23,920,644,267 | 25% | ||
nanzo-scoop | 0 | 484,629,527,649 | 10% | ||
lola-carola | 0 | 85,334,418 | 4.5% | ||
mummyimperfect | 0 | 6,566,375,890 | 10% | ||
oaldamster | 0 | 19,294,673,986 | 100% | ||
cryptofunk | 0 | 1,320,165,422 | 50% | ||
beerbloke | 0 | 3,610,670,135 | 4.5% | ||
ak2020 | 0 | 2,630,942,786 | 10% | ||
thecryptofiend | 0 | 28,859,036,830 | 25% | ||
coinbitgold | 0 | 26,856,556,328 | 100% | ||
juanmiguelsalas | 0 | 2,904,445,517 | 20% | ||
peter-parker | 0 | 28,548,742,392 | 15% | ||
kus-knee | 0 | 454,841,434,534 | 15% | ||
mauricemikkers | 0 | 1,763,395,194 | 100% | ||
emily-cook | 0 | 187,995,683 | 10% | ||
fyrstikken | 0 | 1,473,394,524 | 10% | ||
daan | 0 | 223,643,240,628 | 50% | ||
mrwang | 0 | 544,665,058 | 4.5% | ||
gikitiki | 0 | 11,435,077,901 | 25% | ||
meesterboom | 0 | 1,252,709,124,537 | 100% | ||
stomatolog2 | 0 | 40,832,157 | 100% | ||
arcange | 0 | 20,687,610,981 | 2% | ||
blueorgy | 0 | 11,273,757,303 | 4.5% | ||
rules169 | 0 | 192,071,610 | 100% | ||
bola | 0 | 19,742,277,361 | 50% | ||
exyle | 0 | 1,383,681,120,158 | 16% | ||
jedau | 0 | 130,510,613,153 | 100% | ||
raphaelle | 0 | 571,767,409 | 2% | ||
daynewright | 0 | 15,613,057,881 | 45% | ||
ace108 | 0 | 324,884,177,890 | 18% | ||
sazbird | 0 | 2,648,508,647 | 100% | ||
karenb54 | 0 | 62,729,218,476 | 32% | ||
hanshotfirst | 0 | 453,914,715,331 | 9% | ||
kiddarko | 0 | 12,715,340,782 | 10% | ||
wisbeech | 0 | 7,729,774,907 | 100% | ||
netaterra | 0 | 39,163,267,517 | 32% | ||
naquoya | 0 | 258,898,071 | 100% | ||
uwelang | 0 | 115,379,511,784 | 15% | ||
dadview | 0 | 2,519,330,666 | 6% | ||
greatness | 0 | 1,290,321,214 | 20% | ||
getonthetrain | 0 | 152,806,792,761 | 100% | ||
kyusho | 0 | 155,096,350 | 5% | ||
kiwideb | 0 | 5,447,231,092 | 100% | ||
jacobts | 0 | 9,499,947,531 | 20% | ||
snoopdog | 0 | 2,010,893,568 | 50% | ||
tyga | 0 | 3,571,007,361 | 50% | ||
abh12345 | 0 | 231,209,317,705 | 50% | ||
whatsup | 0 | 115,399,129,807 | 25% | ||
t-bot | 0 | 283,929,510,040 | 10% | ||
lellabird60 | 0 | 13,871,052,207 | 25% | ||
michelle.gent | 0 | 36,279,348,923 | 50% | ||
ocrdu | 0 | 5,595,689,125 | 100% | ||
alishi | 0 | 21,096,875,301 | 100% | ||
aksinya | 0 | 45,276,771,727 | 100% | ||
surpassinggoogle | 0 | 6,531,392,487 | 9% | ||
jcedwards | 0 | 6,274,921,442 | 50% | ||
steem-press | 0 | 7,643,294,435 | 100% | ||
belladonna | 0 | 600,387,776 | 100% | ||
danielles | 0 | 11,117,514,466 | 100% | ||
busy.pay | 0 | 2,559,554,444,055 | 12.29% | ||
msooi | 0 | 47,043,045,077 | 25% | ||
bigbear | 0 | 8,446,531,641 | 25% | ||
wakeupsheeps | 0 | 776,767,575 | 35% | ||
redes | 0 | 988,023,663,266 | 18% | ||
nonameslefttouse | 0 | 950,789,764,173 | 100% | ||
adventureevryday | 0 | 89,382,192,990 | 20% | ||
greg-shackleford | 0 | 1,680,630,666 | 100% | ||
whatageek | 0 | 25,630,318,875 | 25% | ||
ddschteinn | 0 | 74,577,887,257 | 50% | ||
steemprentice | 0 | 2,655,593,156 | 10% | ||
mafeeva | 0 | 8,025,891,399 | 10% | ||
writesteem | 0 | 84,101,992,138 | 100% | ||
vcelier | 0 | 1,810,514,371,268 | 30% | ||
dreemit | 0 | 46,112,805,187 | 100% | ||
steemitwrite | 0 | 79,873,883 | 100% | ||
darth-azrael | 0 | 41,689,013,527 | 33% | ||
playfulfoodie | 0 | 78,673,051,899 | 25% | ||
themadgoat | 0 | 8,498,969,314 | 100% | ||
len.george | 0 | 19,671,320,361 | 49% | ||
paolobeneforti | 0 | 18,176,325,417 | 25% | ||
silviabeneforti | 0 | 51,504,392,994 | 100% | ||
tarazkp | 0 | 116,720,538,869 | 25% | ||
goodvibrations | 0 | 201,170,565,949 | 100% | ||
gomatthew | 0 | 37,277,089,201 | 100% | ||
tiowaldecir | 0 | 1,409,095,289 | 100% | ||
buzzbeergeek | 0 | 526,474,755 | 20% | ||
alexis555 | 0 | 1,725,525,774,810 | 23% | ||
sevinwilson | 0 | 4,961,763,193 | 25% | ||
diebaasman | 0 | 24,446,151,961 | 100% | ||
trafalgar | 0 | 331,531,205,966 | 1% | ||
makersunited | 0 | 4,064,385,982 | 100% | ||
steemitcitizen | 0 | 759,462,117 | 10% | ||
pichat | 0 | 459,443,312 | 2.25% | ||
velimir | 0 | 103,616,579,791 | 100% | ||
choogirl | 0 | 4,910,311,278 | 10% | ||
smasssh | 0 | 232,597,691,248 | 30% | ||
cryptocurator | 0 | 107,611,187,093 | 65% | ||
scottish01 | 0 | 9,758,769,265 | 100% | ||
sneakgeekz | 0 | 11,865,414,755 | 20% | ||
aleister | 0 | 1,703,650,184 | 2.5% | ||
jkkim | 0 | 27,068,039 | 10% | ||
kilianmiguel | 0 | 209,477,526 | 8% | ||
charles1 | 0 | 4,439,047,039 | 20% | ||
isaria | 0 | 77,464,347,020 | 25% | ||
stevelivingston | 0 | 55,786,958,275 | 50% | ||
berlinmoonlight | 0 | 535,215,529 | 100% | ||
anneke | 0 | 22,569,318,196 | 100% | ||
ricko66 | 0 | 38,064,589,022 | 100% | ||
rival | 0 | 2,528,630,211 | 2% | ||
zammie | 0 | 1,188,644,814 | 100% | ||
drorion | 0 | 187,778,894,457 | 10% | ||
beautifulbullies | 0 | 6,880,487,624 | 43% | ||
truth-revelation | 0 | 80,691,062 | 100% | ||
smartdeveloper | 0 | 282,703,484 | 72% | ||
yanes94 | 0 | 12,053,518,255 | 100% | ||
lucrative | 0 | 70,997,110 | 50% | ||
himshweta | 0 | 1,207,292,261 | 50% | ||
shanibeer | 0 | 37,873,475,542 | 10% | ||
commbank | 0 | 284,446,881 | 56% | ||
tookta | 0 | 120,067,116,122 | 100% | ||
bearpaw | 0 | 422,872,650 | 100% | ||
zeugen | 0 | 425,178,926 | 4.5% | ||
accelerator | 0 | 24,809,835,983 | 0.99% | ||
raj808 | 0 | 192,872,120,110 | 100% | ||
zeinmalik | 0 | 3,297,936,107 | 100% | ||
osm0sis | 0 | 7,262,249,366 | 10% | ||
dokter-purnama | 0 | 596,788,671 | 4.5% | ||
espoem | 0 | 11,594,298,752 | 5% | ||
mcfarhat | 0 | 50,833,679,249 | 25% | ||
gvand | 0 | 1,411,387,987 | 70% | ||
tatjanastan | 0 | 936,829,867,030 | 100% | ||
farhanafarha | 0 | 734,443,168 | 100% | ||
cre47iv3 | 0 | 7,826,859,255 | 100% | ||
g2wnlove | 0 | 75,294,064 | 25% | ||
acolucky | 0 | 41,599,749,924 | 50% | ||
brandt | 0 | 3,412,086,456 | 100% | ||
citizensmith | 0 | 9,841,230,669 | 100% | ||
howiemac | 0 | 7,318,580,952 | 100% | ||
steembasicincome | 0 | 972,960,717,484 | 86.39% | ||
tomatom | 0 | 114,141,760 | 4.5% | ||
safetony | 0 | 6,060,038,672 | 100% | ||
xplore | 0 | 73,767,659 | 4.5% | ||
fun2learn | 0 | 920,332,529 | 1.8% | ||
zeusss79 | 0 | 99,558,160 | 25% | ||
afiqsejuk | 0 | 137,223,653,662 | 100% | ||
patricklancaster | 0 | 1,668,747,646 | 10% | ||
soyrosa | 0 | 124,492,313,208 | 50% | ||
neneandy | 0 | 151,850,156 | 0.18% | ||
bigskycustoms | 0 | 10,255,941,926 | 100% | ||
edgarf1979 | 0 | 1,486,552,514 | 33% | ||
sweetkathy | 0 | 1,054,673,771 | 100% | ||
turkishcrew | 0 | 74,738,125 | 0.99% | ||
sisygoboom | 0 | 33,909,241,605 | 30% | ||
penderis | 0 | 21,236,795,980 | 100% | ||
starzy | 0 | 192,335,251 | 4.5% | ||
barge | 0 | 79,123,601,401 | 100% | ||
eugenekul | 0 | 3,814,368,428 | 100% | ||
crowbarmama | 0 | 5,586,877,331 | 25% | ||
whack.science | 0 | 90,090,680,523 | 50% | ||
misbitcap | 0 | 2,540,525,935 | 9% | ||
originalmrspice | 0 | 591,355,637 | 4.5% | ||
afrinsultana | 0 | 81,321,484,066 | 20% | ||
teutonium | 0 | 6,708,663,144 | 50% | ||
shahaan | 0 | 206,884,190 | 4.5% | ||
peerzadazeeshan | 0 | 69,646,021 | 4.5% | ||
beni96 | 0 | 111,209,605 | 4.5% | ||
jos3lider | 0 | 151,570,008 | 4.5% | ||
huch | 0 | 203,789,668,027 | 100% | ||
stmdev | 0 | 58,308,069 | 2% | ||
broncofan99 | 0 | 114,152,442,203 | 100% | ||
dchadney | 0 | 272,025,772 | 100% | ||
ginnyannette | 0 | 19,262,306,316 | 50% | ||
tsurmb | 0 | 2,199,954,042 | 10% | ||
loudetteiam | 0 | 75,942,686 | 4.5% | ||
we-are | 0 | 6,026,043,909 | 10.09% | ||
cubby | 0 | 427,045,893 | 4.5% | ||
janton | 0 | 23,625,732,130 | 20% | ||
obest | 0 | 8,590,858,250 | 100% | ||
slobberchops | 0 | 1,254,976,937,810 | 100% | ||
diabonua | 0 | 16,131,823,612 | 100% | ||
goodway | 0 | 182,118,424 | 1% | ||
nigerian-yogagal | 0 | 218,699,008 | 4.5% | ||
arisviyo | 0 | 78,094,086 | 4.5% | ||
rachelleignacio | 0 | 83,957,182 | 4.5% | ||
lucko | 0 | 372,179,751 | 100% | ||
spamfarmer | 0 | 2,106,842,344 | 100% | ||
cryptoandcoffee | 0 | 79,994,428,375 | 50% | ||
shahabudin | 0 | 86,288,923 | 100% | ||
rsmartt777 | 0 | 77,724,644 | 90% | ||
sarez | 0 | 11,098,033,616 | 100% | ||
fitat40 | 0 | 16,177,355,875 | 10% | ||
cryptocopy | 0 | 2,125,526,196 | 10% | ||
steemprotect | 0 | 3,159,256,203 | 3% | ||
shahbaz12 | 0 | 694,448,823 | 100% | ||
bingbabe | 0 | 548,026,806 | 100% | ||
nailyourhome | 0 | 412,231,325 | 3% | ||
k0wsk1 | 0 | 26,844,414,487 | 100% | ||
michelroben | 0 | 215,638,882 | 50% | ||
partiko | 0 | 275,319,132,208 | 3% | ||
ocdb | 0 | 41,296,787,116,276 | 24.27% | ||
call-me-howie | 0 | 1,896,064,433 | 50% | ||
mimismartypants | 0 | 11,861,312,420 | 100% | ||
randomkindness | 0 | 214,689,034 | 4.5% | ||
cryptouno | 0 | 160,589,352 | 3% | ||
bagpuss | 0 | 3,285,340,818 | 100% | ||
chops.support | 0 | 49,181,050,983 | 28% | ||
upvoteshares | 0 | 43,429,618,288 | 24% | ||
laissez-faire | 0 | 9,174,674 | 100% | ||
steemituplife | 0 | 280,501,546 | 15.9% | ||
angoujkalis | 0 | 70,411,296 | 4.5% | ||
delegate4upvot | 0 | 119,239,755 | 2% | ||
loveprevails | 0 | 2,079,890,491 | 25% | ||
postah | 0 | 538,735,362 | 100% | ||
hyperbole | 0 | 4,443,281,488 | 100% | ||
priyanarc | 0 | 193,691,267 | 0.27% | ||
highlanders | 0 | 145,062,519 | 100% | ||
alom8 | 0 | 152,078,414 | 4.5% | ||
themightysquid | 0 | 1,137,458,498 | 100% | ||
smokingfit | 0 | 1,393,019,674 | 95% | ||
dismayedworld | 0 | 546,412,241 | 100% | ||
self-track | 0 | 29,166,597,100 | 60% | ||
wherein | 0 | 1,872,580,686,104 | 31% | ||
brucutu | 0 | 20,776,495,446 | 100% | ||
tigerrkg | 0 | 20,969,284,833 | 100% | ||
brucutu1 | 0 | 4,239,212,872 | 100% | ||
brucutu2 | 0 | 4,223,672,358 | 100% | ||
ascorphat | 0 | 0 | 2.5% | ||
noekie | 0 | 8,190,642,097 | 65% | ||
tubiska | 0 | 4,238,496,684 | 100% | ||
pocoto | 0 | 3,979,110,211 | 100% | ||
shiktou | 0 | 5,956,851,100 | 5% | ||
kitty-kitty | 0 | 4,013,932,792 | 100% | ||
jussara | 0 | 4,674,558,451 | 100% | ||
cyrillo | 0 | 4,659,093,791 | 100% | ||
scoopstakes | 0 | 16,709,412,942 | 10% | ||
nanzo-snaps | 0 | 30,802,844,930 | 10% | ||
goodcontentbot | 0 | 60,675,908 | 50% | ||
blockbeard | 0 | 347,103,382 | 100% | ||
realgoodcontent | 0 | 128,902,701 | 25.9% | ||
shithousery | 0 | 944,975,622 | 100% | ||
carioca | 0 | 3,982,979,816 | 100% | ||
imaloser | 0 | 46,261,118 | 50% | ||
banvie | 0 | 28,451,107,770 | 100% | ||
ylania | 0 | 4,894,471,328 | 25% | ||
wanker | 0 | 17,982,103,168 | 100% | ||
spectra-ventures | 0 | 78,368,551 | 4.5% | ||
wikita | 0 | 545,437,228 | 100% | ||
reitsportdokus | 0 | 264,198,391 | 4.5% | ||
we-are-palcoin | 0 | 68,283,273 | 10% | ||
luv.token | 0 | 82,752,418 | 4.5% | ||
kgswallet | 0 | 1,134,139,011 | 20% | ||
kgcoin | 0 | 237,533,469 | 1% | ||
abh12345.pal | 0 | 497,999,348 | 62.5% | ||
ikrahch.pal | 0 | 183,947,601 | 41% | ||
onealfa.pal | 0 | 0 | 9.03% | ||
ombeye | 0 | 202,421,594 | 40% | ||
zix | 0 | 0 | 2% | ||
adsup | 0 | 2,119,764,028,831 | 54% | ||
amico.neoxian | 0 | 236,617,500 | 100% | ||
babytarazkp | 0 | 499,936,653 | 100% | ||
abh12345.marlian | 0 | 1,890,104,980 | 100% | ||
abh12345.neox | 0 | 1,579,122,809 | 100% | ||
abh12345.ccoin | 0 | 1,726,818,574 | 100% | ||
marlians.ccc | 0 | 1,751,731,991 | 100% | ||
midlet-creates | 0 | 1,342,503,296 | 50% | ||
cccup | 0 | 34,480,807 | 38% | ||
brainhacks | 0 | 235,452,963 | 20% | ||
slobberchops.tri | 0 | 884,071,068 | 100% | ||
murg | 0 | 225,941,335 | 50% | ||
sbi-tokens | 0 | 1,046,458,773 | 28.1% | ||
wenjiewu | 0 | 143,243,201 | 77% |
I've not seen a Blackberry for a while - last one i saw had 500 keys spread over the area the size of a postage stamp. Shite!
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author | abh12345 |
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Oh man, you should see the touchscreen ones, there are no keys and the OS is something they cobbled together themselves. It's awful!!! I am an Android man but I will take an iPhone over the BlackBerry any day!
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
oaldamster | 0 | 18,908,761,073 | 100% |
You should have asked for the Pixel. They're ace. I hate Apple, but I would hate a Blackberry more.
post_id | 78,816,113 |
---|---|
author | choogirl |
permlink | re-meesterboom-pvvpm9 |
category | life |
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created | 2019-08-07 18:20:39 |
last_update | 2019-08-07 18:20:39 |
depth | 1 |
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root_title | Crack |
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author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
oaldamster | 0 | 18,159,922,582 | 100% | ||
meesterboom | 0 | 85,748,396,059 | 7% |
My swoosh world never get one of them. They are awfully staid!! I would have loved it though!
post_id | 78,816,791 |
---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | pvvqo3 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2019-08-07 18:43:15 |
last_update | 2019-08-07 18:43:15 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 17,796,050,986 |
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cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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body_length | 93 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
root_title | Crack |
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author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
oaldamster | 0 | 17,796,050,986 | 100% |
I think even Mama Dreemit would use the new iphone if someone gave it to her!
post_id | 78,818,562 |
---|---|
author | dreemit |
permlink | pvvu33 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2019-08-07 19:57:03 |
last_update | 2019-08-07 19:57:03 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
net_rshares | 86,161,501,360 |
last_payout | 2019-08-14 19:57:03 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.021 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.007 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 77 |
author_reputation | 165,111,672,942,758 |
root_title | Crack |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 86,161,501,360 | 7% |
HEhe, a lot of people would. I will just stare at it sniffily and huff :OD
post_id | 78,819,899 |
---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | pvvwem |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2019-08-07 20:47:09 |
last_update | 2019-08-07 20:47:09 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2019-08-14 20:47:09 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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body_length | 74 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
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> He looked as if he was trying to be friendly, forbidding and stern all at the same time. Which just made him look like a dog eating a bowl of slippery spaghetti. Your similes are just absolutely delightful. > So pregnant was the pause that followed, I was tempted to give its feet a rub. You have gained a fan. These lines are pure gold. And screw the Iphone.
post_id | 78,820,305 |
---|---|
author | riverflows |
permlink | re-meesterboom-pvvx4r |
category | life |
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created | 2019-08-07 21:02:54 |
last_update | 2019-08-07 21:02:54 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
net_rshares | 132,470,356,086 |
last_payout | 2019-08-14 21:02:54 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.033 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.011 SBD |
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body_length | 367 |
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root_title | Crack |
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author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 132,470,356,086 | 11% |
HAha, I feel the same way about the iphone and cheers!!! :OD
post_id | 78,821,745 |
---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | pvvzk8 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2019-08-07 21:55:21 |
last_update | 2019-08-07 21:55:21 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2019-08-14 21:55:21 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 60 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
root_title | Crack |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Thank you so much for participating in the Partiko Delegation Plan Round 1! We really appreciate your support! As part of the delegation benefits, we just gave you a 3.00% upvote! Together, letβs change the world!
post_id | 78,825,232 |
---|---|
author | partiko |
permlink | re-669srm-crack-20190808t003054 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"partiko"} |
created | 2019-08-08 00:30:57 |
last_update | 2019-08-08 00:30:57 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2019-08-15 00:30:57 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 213 |
author_reputation | 39,204,266,552,701 |
root_title | Crack |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Oh and remember when BB just came out? I said I will never stop using it and use a silly touch screen phone.... look at us now
post_id | 78,833,801 |
---|---|
author | alishi |
permlink | pvwmw3 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2019-08-08 06:19:21 |
last_update | 2019-08-08 06:19:21 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
net_rshares | 87,903,955,582 |
last_payout | 2019-08-15 06:19:21 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.022 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.007 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 127 |
author_reputation | 80,044,838,613,589 |
root_title | Crack |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 87,903,955,582 | 7% |
I remember it well, the BBM IDs were flying about and everybody said blackberry messenger was king!!!
post_id | 78,834,301 |
---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | pvwnuz |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2019-08-08 06:40:12 |
last_update | 2019-08-08 06:40:12 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 24,873,430,623 |
last_payout | 2019-08-15 06:40:12 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 101 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
root_title | Crack |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
alishi | 0 | 24,873,430,623 | 100% |
made my eyes dance- that's a compliment!!
post_id | 78,834,019 |
---|---|
author | sarez |
permlink | pvwnb1 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2019-08-08 06:28:15 |
last_update | 2019-08-08 06:28:15 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
net_rshares | 75,416,550,471 |
last_payout | 2019-08-15 06:28:15 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.019 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.004 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 41 |
author_reputation | 27,053,422,946,409 |
root_title | Crack |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 0 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 75,416,550,471 | 6% |
It's a trick to get my evil way! ;09
post_id | 78,834,267 |
---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | pvwnt6 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2019-08-08 06:39:09 |
last_update | 2019-08-08 06:39:09 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2019-08-15 06:39:09 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 36 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
root_title | Crack |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
You got a 24.27% upvote from @ocdb courtesy of @meesterboom! :) @ocdb is a non-profit bidbot for whitelisted Steemians, current max bid is 20 SBD and the equivalent amount in STEEM. Check our website https://thegoodwhales.io/ for the whitelist, queue and delegation info. Join our [Discord channel for more information.](https://discord.gg/k2Hu77b) If you like what @ocd does, consider voting for [ocd-witness through SteemConnect](steemconnect.com/sign/account-witness-vote?witness=ocd-witness&approve=1) or on the [Steemit Witnesses page.](https://steemit.com/~witnesses) :)
post_id | 78,937,601 |
---|---|
author | ocdb |
permlink | re-meesterboom-669srm-crack-20190811t080047963z |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"ocdb\/1.9.3"} |
created | 2019-08-11 08:00:57 |
last_update | 2019-08-11 08:00:57 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2019-08-18 08:00:57 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 580 |
author_reputation | 3,405,824,162,324 |
root_title | Crack |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |