![IMG-PHOTO-ART-543363585.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbNbV8ET95w89vi79MmAEbhbNjcqD5QugLmMMV6MrWGMg/IMG-PHOTO-ART-543363585.jpg) *Ey up lad. You look a bit glum?* The *Bear-Man* looked at me inquisitively as if I had little nubby horns sticking out of my head. *Who me? Nah, I'm fucking magic.* I lied with debonair abandon. I was not *fucking magic.* I was fucking rough. I had been to the pub for a leaving do for one of my colleagues last night and it had all gotten a bit *out of hand.* As such, I was literally like one of the living dead today. I was amazed I had even managed to find the beer shop. *You don't look fuckin magic. You look like a badger's arse.* Said the *Bear-Man* with a frown. I opened my mouth so as not to impede the witty retort that was no doubt about to leap out but nothing came, leaving me gaping like a fish that had gotten jammed up a mermaid's arse. *Look at that face...* The *Bear-Man* chortled, rubbing his belly as if I were a hot curry just served up to him. *I know what you need, oh yes I do.* I swayed slightly. I think at this point I normally fretted that the *Bear-Man* would start clubbing me with his pork truncheon. Oh well, I didn't have the strength to fight him off. I closed my eyes and hoped it would be quick. *Erectile Dysfunction! That's what you need!* The *Bear-Man* crowed excitedly. I opened my eyes and gazed at him as if he had truly and utterly gone bonkers mental. *I beg your pardon?* I said *stiffly.* *Erectile Dysfunction, I'm telling you. That would sort you right out.* I shook my head. How the fuck would being cursed with a limp penis help me out? I couldn't think of anything that would help me less. *I don't think it's something that you can pass on.* I said primly, mentally gathering up my skirts and preparing to flounce out of the shop. *Ah beg to differ.* The *Bear-Man* grinned and rubbed his hands together as if rolling out clay into a soft penis shape. What the fuck was going on. Was he going to *curse* me? Maybe I had been watching to much Witcher. Maybe I was still drunk from the night before? I glanced nervously at the door. It wasn't so far. Maybe I should make a run for it before I was cursed with flaccid penisery? Shit, the Good Lady would go nuts if I came into the bedroom swinging my lad about like an old wet skipping rope. I tensed my legs, ready to run. *And ere you have it! Reptile Dysfunction. It's got chillies in it. I told you, it would sort you right out.* The *Bear-Man* passed over a gaudily painted can of beer. I turned it over in my hands. Reptile Dysfunction. Ha, *tres amusing.* I felt vaguely relieved that I wouldn't have to return home with a beanbag for a penis as it was actually a beer not a curse that was being thrown my way. *Aye go on. I'll take it.*
post_id | 84,168,752 |
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author | meesterboom |
permlink | a-hard-life |
category | life |
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created | 2020-02-07 17:00:06 |
last_update | 2020-02-07 17:00:06 |
depth | 0 |
children | 21 |
net_rshares | 76,572,153,153,933 |
last_payout | 2020-02-14 17:00:06 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 13.586 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 9.885 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 2,825 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
root_title | "A Hard Life" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
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illbok | 0 | 519,221,219 | 100% | ||
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Reptile Dysfunction... beer for humans.. but you should see what happens when you let the iguana drink it !tip
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Heh heh, I will be seeing shortly!!
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🎁 Hi @meesterboom! You have received 0.1 STEEM tip from @davedickeyyall!<br><p><strong>@davedickeyyall wrote lately about: <a href=https://www.steempeak.com/@davedickeyyall/problems-upon-problems rel="noopener"> Problems Upon Problems..</a></strong> Feel free to follow @davedickeyyall if you like it :)</p><p><a href="https://steempeak.com/steemit/@tipu/tipu-tips-guide" rel="noopener">Sending tips with @tipU - how to guide.</a></p>
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To listen to the audio version of this article click on the play image. [![](https://s18.postimg.org/51o0kpijd/play200x46.png)](http://ec2-52-72-169-104.compute-1.amazonaws.com/meesterboom__a-hard-life.mp3) Brought to you by [@tts](https://steemit.com/tts/@tts/introduction). If you find it useful please consider upvoting this reply.
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'*Made from real snake juice*'..., tomorrow's review is gonna be fun!
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Real snake juice, lol. It does sound a bit nuts!!
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Wonder if it tastes like this stuff? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLGKB4h-48Q
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created | 2020-02-07 18:32:12 |
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hmm, Not sure about drinking the snake juice Boomy..... sounds like the sort of thing you would do as a student for a cheese toasty and clean socks.
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I am the eternal student despite thiae days being so long ago. That idea just makes me keener!!
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Hey even if it tastes like piss, its better than a limp biscuit! lol
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<em>Hey even if it Tastes like piss, its better than A limp biscuit! lol </em> <sup>- old-guy-photos</sup> --- <sup><sup><em>I'm a bot. I detect haiku.</em></sup></sup>
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I can wholeheartedly agree with that!! So here's hoping it tastes magic and has no side effects!! Lol
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On the one hand you really should know when he's talking like that, there's a weird beer coming. I mean I only know him purely from your comedic point of view and I know this XD But never mind it's much funnier this way XD And > mentally gathering up my skirts and preparing to flounce out of the shop. my diaphragm hurts so much right now XD <div class="pull-right">https://technonaturalist.net/sites/default/files/styles/sensible_display/public/art/2019/09/heartfyn_0.png?itok=QHDoN0HE</div>
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author | ryivhnn |
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meesterboom | 0 | 260,194,000,424 | 10% |
I do like a good flounce!!! He does like to come or with the whackiest beers, I like it but always pretend to be startled and subsequently ham it up here! :0D
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Oh, Boom!! I don't know what to say, but trouncing would have been a delightful show. I'm sure I speak for the Good Lady when I say, all is best when it doesnt lose its zest. Cheers! !tip
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author | dswigle |
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meesterboom | 0 | 258,654,660,159 | 10% |
The zest must be maintained! The proof of pudding will be tonight. The hour approaches!!
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You know, we'll be all waiting to hear! We live for this stuff!
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🎁 Hi @meesterboom! You have received 0.1 STEEM tip from @dswigle!<br><p><strong>@dswigle wrote lately about: <a href=https://www.steempeak.com/@dswigle/market-friday-dives-into-bonaire rel="noopener"> Market Friday Dives Into Bonaire</a></strong> Feel free to follow @dswigle if you like it :)</p><p><a href="https://steempeak.com/steemit/@tipu/tipu-tips-guide" rel="noopener">Sending tips with @tipU - how to guide.</a></p>
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