A Wizard's Sleeve by meesterboom

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· @meesterboom ·
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A Wizard's Sleeve
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*Please, take my money but don't hurt me!!*

A young work colleague *Phlegmy* threw himself down on one knee. He held his hands out beseechingly.

*Fuck off, ya daft bastard.*

I responded, my brow *frumpling* up at his odd antics.

I had just arrived at work through the freezing icy snow storm that had popped up out of nowhere and I was in a grim mood.

I started to unzip my big winter coat.

*Oh god no, he's got a gun! Please! Please! Don't shoot me with your big gun, mister!?!*

*Phlegmy* gargled dramatically.

*What the hell are you on about?*

I huffed as I slid out of my coat. 

*I think he's talking about that thing on your face. You know, the Dick Turpin scarf thing?*

One of the nearby Business Analysts, a chap called *Wetty* piped up.

I threw a poisonous glance at him for opening his filthy *Analist* mouth and toyed with the idea of picking up a chair and smashing him in the head with it. Bloody Business Analysts, no one likes them.

*Phlegmy* also made a disgusted face at *Wetty* and got up shaking his head. 

*Have you come to rob us, oh villainous highwayman?*

*Phlegmy* chuckled at his own fine wit.

*So, come on man. What the fuck is it you are wearing on your face?*

*Phlegmy* dropped his fearful act and looked all sneery at me as if I was his wife ordering steak in a fancy restaurant.

*Oh this?*

I tugged the thing on my face downward exposing my moist pink lips.

*It's a [Wizard's Sleeve.](https://www.bawbags.com/wizard-alligator.html)*

*A fucking Wizard's whatsit?!*

*Phlegmy* snorted with glee.

*A wizard's sleeve.*

I pulled it over my head and tucked it in a pocket.

*A wizard's sleeve... HA, hahah hhahahahhahah... You do know what a Wizard's sleeve means... Don't you?*

*Phlegmy* looked as if he was going to explode with joy.

*Yes, I know.*

I said, rolling my eyes at the folly of youth.

*Bet you don't.*

*I do.*

*What is it then. Go on, tell us!*

*Phlegmy* practically shouted.

I paused. Of course, I knew that a Wizard's sleeve was a euphemism for a *loose bahjeen.* After all, I was the King of Euphemisms. 

*HA! He doesn't know!*

*Phlegmy* crowed.

*I do, it's the term used to describe your Mum's vagina.*

I smirked.

*Phlegmy* recoiled slightly.

*Hey, that's out of order?!*

He squawked. 

*Aye, your mum's vagina is out of order.*

I said smugly.

*I don't think that's very funny.*

He replied flatly. 

*I don't think your mum's vagina is very funny either.*

I turned away and put my headphones on. Bloody youngsters, no respect for their elders. Or their Wizard's Sleeve's.
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@acolucky ·
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Taking a shot at a guy's mom is always effective....

And appropriate.

Every time.
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@meesterboom ·
You gotta safe it for the right time but it works every time!!!

Especially when they are young, why is that?
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@acolucky ·
It hits close to home, I suppose, to a youngster.
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@penderis ·
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I had to google bahjeen and fortunately, your Quincy beer post uses it in more direct context. So now I am certain. He did walk right into that one anyway so he only has himself to blame the little mamas boy. 
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@meesterboom ·
He does indeed!! Serve him right! Did my Quincy beer post come up in the search? I must be doing something right if it did :0D

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@penderis ·
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Well duckduckgo, ![image.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/penderis/hVfj0s9h-image.png) but who knows one day you might be on google :) Google is being all self-righteous and trying to correct me. But I said fuck that I know a bahjeen when I see one. 
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@angryman ·
I couldn't come up with an appropriate comment @meesterboom, but just be certain that I read this post in earnest while scratching my head in wonderment...
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@meesterboom ·
Oh of that I am entirely certain! You are a good fellow. It is true what they say!
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@angryman ·
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>You are a good fellow. It is true what they say!

Shhhhhhhhhh...Don't spread that around too much. It'll ruin my reputation on the chain...!!!
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@gikitiki ·
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I thought <em>Phlegmy's </em>mom had a "Bag of Holding".  No matter what you put in, there's always room for more.
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@meesterboom ·
But oddly, there isn't a never ending stream of gold coins. It's awful to be duped like that!
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@gikitiki ·
If you are at the Bag of Holding,  just look a little higher and you’ll find the home of the golden stream.
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