![IMG-PHOTO-ART--2104202342.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmXmF3aXRxZas5Kpki32Hvk22r8jjPJLiwUNRj4BuYt876/IMG-PHOTO-ART--2104202342.jpg) *Please, take my money but don't hurt me!!* A young work colleague *Phlegmy* threw himself down on one knee. He held his hands out beseechingly. *Fuck off, ya daft bastard.* I responded, my brow *frumpling* up at his odd antics. I had just arrived at work through the freezing icy snow storm that had popped up out of nowhere and I was in a grim mood. I started to unzip my big winter coat. *Oh god no, he's got a gun! Please! Please! Don't shoot me with your big gun, mister!?!* *Phlegmy* gargled dramatically. *What the hell are you on about?* I huffed as I slid out of my coat. *I think he's talking about that thing on your face. You know, the Dick Turpin scarf thing?* One of the nearby Business Analysts, a chap called *Wetty* piped up. I threw a poisonous glance at him for opening his filthy *Analist* mouth and toyed with the idea of picking up a chair and smashing him in the head with it. Bloody Business Analysts, no one likes them. *Phlegmy* also made a disgusted face at *Wetty* and got up shaking his head. *Have you come to rob us, oh villainous highwayman?* *Phlegmy* chuckled at his own fine wit. *So, come on man. What the fuck is it you are wearing on your face?* *Phlegmy* dropped his fearful act and looked all sneery at me as if I was his wife ordering steak in a fancy restaurant. *Oh this?* I tugged the thing on my face downward exposing my moist pink lips. *It's a [Wizard's Sleeve.](https://www.bawbags.com/wizard-alligator.html)* *A fucking Wizard's whatsit?!* *Phlegmy* snorted with glee. *A wizard's sleeve.* I pulled it over my head and tucked it in a pocket. *A wizard's sleeve... HA, hahah hhahahahhahah... You do know what a Wizard's sleeve means... Don't you?* *Phlegmy* looked as if he was going to explode with joy. *Yes, I know.* I said, rolling my eyes at the folly of youth. *Bet you don't.* *I do.* *What is it then. Go on, tell us!* *Phlegmy* practically shouted. I paused. Of course, I knew that a Wizard's sleeve was a euphemism for a *loose bahjeen.* After all, I was the King of Euphemisms. *HA! He doesn't know!* *Phlegmy* crowed. *I do, it's the term used to describe your Mum's vagina.* I smirked. *Phlegmy* recoiled slightly. *Hey, that's out of order?!* He squawked. *Aye, your mum's vagina is out of order.* I said smugly. *I don't think that's very funny.* He replied flatly. *I don't think your mum's vagina is very funny either.* I turned away and put my headphones on. Bloody youngsters, no respect for their elders. Or their Wizard's Sleeve's.
post_id | 84,749,211 |
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author | meesterboom |
permlink | a-wizard-s-sleeve |
category | life |
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created | 2020-02-26 17:50:57 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 17:50:57 |
depth | 0 |
children | 21 |
net_rshares | 81,088,872,759,952 |
last_payout | 2020-03-04 17:50:57 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 12.157 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 8.706 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 2,696 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
root_title | "A Wizard's Sleeve" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
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derangedcontests | 0 | 2,917,379,671 | 100% | ||
raj808-ccc | 0 | 1,530,028,745 | 100% | ||
sugarbun | 0 | 1,111,987,182 | 30% | ||
jaykayw | 0 | 24,453,643,522 | 11% | ||
thebilpcointrain | 0 | 0 | 1% | ||
bilpcoin.pay | 0 | 0 | 1% | ||
mamban | 0 | 20,773,756 | 50% | ||
roseofmylife | 0 | 72,201,416,133 | 5% | ||
morningcare | 0 | 6,712,083,879 | 11% | ||
steemlondon | 0 | 1,035,202,846 | 6% | ||
amapiano | 0 | 37,598,128 | 15% | ||
unpopular | 0 | 26,666,508,655 | 40% | ||
khalccc | 0 | 1,529,784,193 | 50% | ||
deranged.coin | 0 | 9,892,143,059 | 25% | ||
kryptoformator | 0 | 641,877,860 | 0.75% | ||
we-together | 0 | 266,193,544,415 | 5% | ||
galenkp.aus | 0 | 15,268,834,955 | 100% | ||
tonystarkalive | 0 | 28,797,109 | 2% | ||
reward.tier2 | 0 | 1,581,085,357 | 100% | ||
spx | 0 | 27,310,618,049 | 100% | ||
gettinghigh | 0 | 526,123,827 | 100% | ||
realhyooman | 0 | 526,121,599 | 100% | ||
burnindoobies | 0 | 517,839,097 | 100% | ||
leftnipplering | 0 | 517,721,124 | 100% | ||
scribbleit | 0 | 2,289,045,089 | 50% | ||
chireerocks.ccc | 0 | 231,936,342 | 100% | ||
aloychidubem | 0 | 470,721,163 | 100% | ||
bicdic | 0 | 526,106,581 | 100% | ||
lildix | 0 | 525,758,375 | 100% | ||
aitetho | 0 | 526,174,073 | 100% | ||
th3 | 0 | 517,529,350 | 100% | ||
illbok | 0 | 525,851,095 | 100% | ||
lyinghonestly | 0 | 525,808,378 | 100% | ||
justswell | 0 | 525,758,294 | 100% | ||
truerussian | 0 | 525,758,268 | 100% | ||
toni.ccc | 0 | 327,967,536 | 5.34% | ||
oo7harv | 0 | 1,346,803,061 | 100% | ||
bilpcoinpower | 0 | 6,574,824 | 2% | ||
earthworld | 0 | 1,690,428,825 | 25% | ||
hectorhugo | 0 | 515,149,616 | 100% |
Taking a shot at a guy's mom is always effective.... And appropriate. Every time.
post_id | 84,749,401 |
---|---|
author | acolucky |
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category | life |
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created | 2020-02-26 17:57:36 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 17:57:36 |
depth | 1 |
children | 3 |
net_rshares | 177,008,629,803 |
last_payout | 2020-03-04 17:57:36 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.014 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.013 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 83 |
author_reputation | 26,641,308,743,055 |
root_title | "A Wizard's Sleeve" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 174,933,360,342 | 7% | ||
theabsolute | 0 | 2,075,269,461 | 100% |
You gotta safe it for the right time but it works every time!!! Especially when they are young, why is that?
post_id | 84,749,585 |
---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | q6bm5a |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-26 18:03:09 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 18:03:09 |
depth | 2 |
children | 2 |
net_rshares | 0 |
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pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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body_length | 109 |
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It hits close to home, I suppose, to a youngster.
post_id | 84,752,060 |
---|---|
author | acolucky |
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category | life |
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created | 2020-02-26 19:41:42 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 19:41:42 |
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children | 1 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2020-03-04 19:41:42 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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body_length | 49 |
author_reputation | 26,641,308,743,055 |
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I had to google bahjeen and fortunately, your Quincy beer post uses it in more direct context. So now I am certain. He did walk right into that one anyway so he only has himself to blame the little mamas boy.
post_id | 84,751,366 |
---|---|
author | penderis |
permlink | re-meesterboom-q6bpaj |
category | life |
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created | 2020-02-26 19:11:09 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 19:11:09 |
depth | 1 |
children | 4 |
net_rshares | 294,532,489,350 |
last_payout | 2020-03-04 19:11:09 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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body_length | 209 |
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root_title | "A Wizard's Sleeve" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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author_curate_reward | "" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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angryman | 0 | 36,466,827,368 | 100% | ||
misterengagement | 0 | 12,139,259,039 | 15% |
He does indeed!! Serve him right! Did my Quincy beer post come up in the search? I must be doing something right if it did :0D !ENGAGE 30
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---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | q6bpqj |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-26 19:20:45 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 19:20:45 |
depth | 2 |
children | 2 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2020-03-04 19:20:45 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 138 |
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beneficiaries | [] |
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Well duckduckgo, ![image.png](https://files.steempeak.com/file/steempeak/penderis/hVfj0s9h-image.png) but who knows one day you might be on google :) Google is being all self-righteous and trying to correct me. But I said fuck that I know a bahjeen when I see one.
post_id | 84,751,667 |
---|---|
author | penderis |
permlink | re-meesterboom-q6bpx4 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"steempeak\/2020.02.4"} |
created | 2020-02-26 19:24:42 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 19:24:42 |
depth | 3 |
children | 1 |
net_rshares | 325,164,448,496 |
last_payout | 2020-03-04 19:24:42 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.026 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.026 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 265 |
author_reputation | 19,850,789,211,926 |
root_title | "A Wizard's Sleeve" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 245,544,751,413 | 10% | ||
jacobtothe | 0 | 79,619,697,083 | 25% |
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post_id | 84,751,589 |
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author | misterengagement |
permlink | dwslp6jg6f |
category | life |
json_metadata | {} |
created | 2020-02-26 19:20:57 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 19:20:57 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2020-03-04 19:20:57 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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body_length | 489 |
author_reputation | 2,576,980,374,514 |
root_title | "A Wizard's Sleeve" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
I couldn't come up with an appropriate comment @meesterboom, but just be certain that I read this post in earnest while scratching my head in wonderment...
post_id | 84,752,881 |
---|---|
author | angryman |
permlink | q6bsmd |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"users":["meesterboom"],"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-26 20:23:21 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 20:23:21 |
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children | 4 |
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cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 155 |
author_reputation | 48,355,340,351,999 |
root_title | "A Wizard's Sleeve" |
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Oh of that I am entirely certain! You are a good fellow. It is true what they say!
post_id | 84,753,147 |
---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | q6bt7h |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-26 20:35:39 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 20:35:39 |
depth | 2 |
children | 3 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2020-03-04 20:35:39 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 82 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
root_title | "A Wizard's Sleeve" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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>You are a good fellow. It is true what they say! Shhhhhhhhhh...Don't spread that around too much. It'll ruin my reputation on the chain...!!!
post_id | 84,754,099 |
---|---|
author | angryman |
permlink | q6bvfy |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-26 21:24:06 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 21:24:06 |
depth | 3 |
children | 2 |
net_rshares | 246,685,081,244 |
last_payout | 2020-03-04 21:24:06 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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curator_payout_value | 0.019 SBD |
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body_length | 143 |
author_reputation | 48,355,340,351,999 |
root_title | "A Wizard's Sleeve" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 246,685,081,244 | 10% |
I thought <em>Phlegmy's </em>mom had a "Bag of Holding". No matter what you put in, there's always room for more.
post_id | 84,755,237 |
---|---|
author | gikitiki |
permlink | q6by32 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-26 22:21:03 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 22:21:03 |
depth | 1 |
children | 5 |
net_rshares | 247,495,062,847 |
last_payout | 2020-03-04 22:21:03 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.019 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.005 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 114 |
author_reputation | 8,799,225,435,691 |
root_title | "A Wizard's Sleeve" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 247,495,062,847 | 10% |
But oddly, there isn't a never ending stream of gold coins. It's awful to be duped like that!
post_id | 84,755,259 |
---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | q6by5f |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-26 22:22:27 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 22:22:27 |
depth | 2 |
children | 4 |
net_rshares | 4,392,230,244 |
last_payout | 2020-03-04 22:22:27 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 93 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
root_title | "A Wizard's Sleeve" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
gikitiki | 0 | 4,392,230,244 | 11% |
If you are at the Bag of Holding, just look a little higher and you’ll find the home of the golden stream.
post_id | 84,755,294 |
---|---|
author | gikitiki |
permlink | q6by9s |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-26 22:25:03 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 22:25:03 |
depth | 3 |
children | 3 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2020-03-04 22:25:03 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 107 |
author_reputation | 8,799,225,435,691 |
root_title | "A Wizard's Sleeve" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |