![IMG-PHOTO-ART-1916801391.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmXVPyyB4nCLMGt5z2KgWZzdYVazkD6aFmQDbAipTfyvBq/IMG-PHOTO-ART-1916801391.jpg) *Daddy-Bear, can you help me with my button?* The Good Lady called from the bedroom. *Button?!* my ears perked up and my one-eyed salamander huffed softly in its slumber. I flew into the bedroom like one of those runners with the metal ski-feet. I knew what helping with a button meant. Oh yes indeed, it looked like it was time to *hide the purple monkey.* I stopped dead. The Good Lady was standing before me with a new dress on. Her arms were all contorted up around her neck and she looked for all the world like a bewildered Octopus. Not quite the *sexy sexy* vibe I was expecting. *Madame wished for some help with her... button?* I stood slightly sidewards in a way that I hope emphasised my *Silent Bob.* The Good Lady stopped wrestling with her dress and shot me a look. *Not that kind of button you mad diddy. The button on this dress, I can't quite reach it. It's the new one that arrived yesterday and am trying it on.* She turned her back to me and presented her button. Sadly, it truly was the button on her dress up at her neck. With a sad chuffing noise, I moved in and deftly fastened her up. The Good Lady turned and frowned, shoogling her shoulders back and forth. *Hmmph. That's annoying.* She grumbled, swinging her upper arms about as if wading through heavy water. *What is? It looks very fetching on you?* I said with a flirty tip of the head. *This...* She writhed around a bit. *It fits really well everywhere except round my ribs. It feels too tight there. Bugger, I will have to send it back.* She sighed. *Is it definitely the right size?* I asked, throwing my gargantuan intellect into the fray. The *Good Lady* flared her nostrils and gave me a *jaggy* look. *I think I know my own size Daddy-Bear, thank you very much. It is definitely the right size but I think it must be the way it is made, it fits perfectly everywhere except around my ribs and its not as if I have fat around my ribs. So, it is just badly made I think.* She started to turn, lifting her hair so I could get the button. *Back fat.* I said matter of factly. She halted and slowly turned back to face me, her face was a weird flushed colour, like what I imagine puce to be even though I have literally no idea what puce is. *What. Did. You. Say?* She gritted out through suddenly vicious-looking teeth. *Back fat. See, it's simple. You are right, of course you don't get fat on your ribs. So it's back fat. That's all.* I smiled brightly, like a fool walking a labrador that has just eaten another dog's shit *Pardon?* Her eyes sparked like fire in a blackened pot. *Back fat!* I reached out a hand to poke at her back which was swiftly batted away. *Daddy-Bear, you know the help I needed with the button?* The Good Lady placed a hand on my chest and started nudging me toward the door. *Yes?* She got me to the door and gave me a decisive shove outward. *You won't have to worry about helping with my button for a very long time.* She closed the door. Oops
post_id | 84,649,437 |
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author | meesterboom |
permlink | back-fat |
category | life |
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Spread on the twitters like butter on a pony! https://twitter.com/meesterboom/status/1231574783982284800?s=09
post_id | 84,649,494 |
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author | meesterboom |
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Silent bob could well be unemployed for a little while as the foamy beer seems to have gone to the other head today - big mistake meesterboom!
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author | abh12345 |
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meesterboom | 0 | 270,040,126,386 | 10% |
My head is cloudy dammit!! My usual quick wittedness is missing, yeek!!! :0D
post_id | 84,649,648 |
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author | meesterboom |
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Ha..., you better hope she doesn't read this one... I see the back fat every day!
post_id | 84,649,646 |
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author | slobberchops |
permlink | q65qeb |
category | life |
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root_title | "Back Fat" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Haha, I am gonna show her, once the heat has died down a tad!!
post_id | 84,649,671 |
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author | meesterboom |
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root_title | "Back Fat" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Do you really think that wise? The '*do I look fat in this?*' is a routine question! You have to answer in the same way every time regardless of opinion.
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author | slobberchops |
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category | life |
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root_title | "Back Fat" |
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I guess that means the little Booms have to wait a little longer for a another cute brother or sister ... Or was it for that reason on purpose? lol.
post_id | 84,649,879 |
---|---|
author | smasssh |
permlink | q65qsa |
category | life |
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created | 2020-02-23 13:57:48 |
last_update | 2020-02-23 13:57:48 |
depth | 1 |
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net_rshares | 269,373,192,284 |
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root_title | "Back Fat" |
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percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 269,373,192,284 | 10% |
Lolz, they world have to wait forever for that. My sanity couldn't take another!!! Maybe it's my subconscious defending me :0D
post_id | 84,649,921 |
---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | q65qvo |
category | life |
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created | 2020-02-23 13:59:48 |
last_update | 2020-02-23 13:59:48 |
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net_rshares | 234,422,277,493 |
last_payout | 2020-03-01 13:59:48 |
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root_title | "Back Fat" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
smasssh | 0 | 234,422,277,493 | 10% |
Hahaha. Right! Besides that, with all of those horny snails the house will soon be overcrowded anyway ....
post_id | 84,650,256 |
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author | smasssh |
permlink | q65rfn |
category | life |
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created | 2020-02-23 14:11:48 |
last_update | 2020-02-23 14:11:48 |
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body_length | 107 |
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root_title | "Back Fat" |
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percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Who knows a zipper will help. Thank you for the great read and good laugh. 😁💕
post_id | 84,650,606 | ||||||
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author | wakeupkitty | ||||||
permlink | re-meesterboom-2020223t152512334z | ||||||
category | life | ||||||
json_metadata | {"tags":["life","story","writing","blog","creativecoin","posh","busy"],"app":"esteem\/2.2.4-mobile","format":"markdown+html","community":"hive-125125"} | ||||||
created | 2020-02-23 14:25:18 | ||||||
last_update | 2020-02-23 14:25:18 | ||||||
depth | 1 | ||||||
children | 5 | ||||||
net_rshares | 278,152,719,063 | ||||||
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beneficiaries |
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percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 | ||||||
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 269,918,240,132 | 10% | ||
misterengagement | 0 | 8,234,478,931 | 10% |
You're welcome! I think a zip might be the best choice in future!!! !ENGAGE 20
post_id | 84,650,660 |
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author | meesterboom |
permlink | q65s4y |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-23 14:26:57 |
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children | 2 |
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last_payout | 2020-03-01 14:26:57 |
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body_length | 79 |
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root_title | "Back Fat" |
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It covers up the back fat better... Unless it is stuck between the zipper. 🤐 Thank you for the engage/gift. 💕
post_id | 84,651,178 | ||||||
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author | wakeupkitty | ||||||
permlink | re-meesterboom-2020223t15517275z | ||||||
category | life | ||||||
json_metadata | {"tags":["esteem"],"app":"esteem\/2.2.4-mobile","format":"markdown+html","community":"hive-125125"} | ||||||
created | 2020-02-23 14:51:12 | ||||||
last_update | 2020-02-23 14:51:12 | ||||||
depth | 3 | ||||||
children | 1 | ||||||
net_rshares | 270,490,092,222 | ||||||
last_payout | 2020-03-01 14:51:12 | ||||||
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body_length | 109 | ||||||
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root_title | "Back Fat" | ||||||
beneficiaries |
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max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD | ||||||
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 | ||||||
author_curate_reward | "" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 270,490,092,222 | 10% |
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post_id | 84,650,675 |
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author | misterengagement |
permlink | xtpdsow2sv |
category | life |
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created | 2020-02-23 14:27:36 |
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root_title | "Back Fat" |
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percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Thank you very much. I appreciate it. 💕
post_id | 84,651,126 | ||||||
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author | wakeupkitty | ||||||
permlink | re-misterengagement-2020223t154911177z | ||||||
category | life | ||||||
json_metadata | {"tags":["esteem"],"app":"esteem\/2.2.4-mobile","format":"markdown+html","community":"hive-125125"} | ||||||
created | 2020-02-23 14:49:15 | ||||||
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body_length | 39 | ||||||
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beneficiaries |
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Lmfao.. just be grateful you didn't refer to it as bacon 😂🍺 !BEER
post_id | 84,652,154 |
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author | davedickeyyall |
permlink | re-meesterboom-q65usk |
category | life |
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created | 2020-02-23 15:24:24 |
last_update | 2020-02-23 15:24:24 |
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children | 3 |
net_rshares | 271,210,234,555 |
last_payout | 2020-03-01 15:24:24 |
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total_payout_value | 0.022 SBD |
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author_reputation | 269,153,480,392,691 |
root_title | "Back Fat" |
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percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 271,210,234,555 | 10% |
Back bacon!!! I would be dead!! :0)
post_id | 84,652,211 |
---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | q65uw8 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-23 15:26:33 |
last_update | 2020-02-23 15:26:33 |
depth | 2 |
children | 2 |
net_rshares | 157,169,728,186 |
last_payout | 2020-03-01 15:26:33 |
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total_payout_value | 0.012 SBD |
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body_length | 35 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
root_title | "Back Fat" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
davedickeyyall | 0 | 157,169,728,186 | 12% |
I doubt there'd be any death.. but also no button
post_id | 84,652,638 |
---|---|
author | davedickeyyall |
permlink | re-meesterboom-q65vs9 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"steempeak\/2020.02.2"} |
created | 2020-02-23 15:45:48 |
last_update | 2020-02-23 15:45:48 |
depth | 3 |
children | 1 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2020-03-01 15:45:48 |
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total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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body_length | 49 |
author_reputation | 269,153,480,392,691 |
root_title | "Back Fat" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
<div class='pull-right'>https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmaHThyECGhEx8tSfHZbiMFRNYjJ35K92cDgiJjkzBUaJo/One%20sip%20of%20BEER%20for%20you.gif<p><sup><a href='https://steem-engine.com/?p=market&t=BEER'>View or trade </a> <code>BEER</code>.</sup></p></div><center><br> <p> Hey @meesterboom, here is a little bit of <code>BEER</code> from @davedickeyyall for you. Enjoy it!</p> <p>Learn how to <a href='https://steemit.com/beer/@beerlover/what-is-proof-of-stake-with-beer'>earn FREE BEER each day </a> by staking.</p> </center><div></div>
post_id | 84,652,160 |
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author | beerlover |
permlink | re-back-fat-20200223t152434z |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"beem\/0.21.1"} |
created | 2020-02-23 15:24:36 |
last_update | 2020-02-23 15:24:36 |
depth | 1 |
children | 0 |
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last_payout | 2020-03-01 15:24:36 |
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body_length | 533 |
author_reputation | 16,011,958,080,429 |
root_title | "Back Fat" |
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hahahaha!!! Oops indeed! lol! Best you do some serious sucking up after that faux pas LOL
post_id | 84,652,521 |
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author | jaynie |
permlink | re-meesterboom-q65vj7 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"steempeak\/2020.02.2"} |
created | 2020-02-23 15:40:21 |
last_update | 2020-02-23 15:40:21 |
depth | 1 |
children | 6 |
net_rshares | 274,652,408,288 |
last_payout | 2020-03-01 15:40:21 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.022 SBD |
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body_length | 89 |
author_reputation | 330,285,029,183,663 |
root_title | "Back Fat" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 274,652,408,288 | 10% |
I am a master of that as well as getting myself into a predicament! :OD
post_id | 84,655,853 |
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author | meesterboom |
permlink | q662ol |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-23 18:14:45 |
last_update | 2020-02-23 18:14:45 |
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children | 5 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2020-03-01 18:14:45 |
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body_length | 71 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
root_title | "Back Fat" |
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percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Just as well! lol - good luck with damage control haha!!!
post_id | 84,655,891 |
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author | jaynie |
permlink | re-meesterboom-q662ra |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"steempeak\/2020.02.2"} |
created | 2020-02-23 18:16:24 |
last_update | 2020-02-23 18:16:24 |
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children | 4 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2020-03-01 18:16:24 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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body_length | 57 |
author_reputation | 330,285,029,183,663 |
root_title | "Back Fat" |
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percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
Hahah that’s why I’m a VELCRO man!!!😂 Posted using [Partiko iOS](https://partiko.app/referral/awake1inadream)
post_id | 84,653,700 |
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author | awake1inadream |
permlink | awake1inadream-re-meesterboom-back-fat-20200223t162924973z |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"partiko","client":"ios"} |
created | 2020-02-23 16:29:24 |
last_update | 2020-02-23 16:29:24 |
depth | 1 |
children | 1 |
net_rshares | 1,992,948,503 |
last_payout | 2020-03-01 16:29:24 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 110 |
author_reputation | 16,723,737,161 |
root_title | "Back Fat" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
awake1inadream | 0 | 1,992,948,503 | 48% |
It does do the job! :O)
post_id | 84,655,842 |
---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | q662nk |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-23 18:14:09 |
last_update | 2020-02-23 18:14:09 |
depth | 2 |
children | 0 |
net_rshares | 4,198,829,033 |
last_payout | 2020-03-01 18:14:09 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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curator_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
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body_length | 23 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
root_title | "Back Fat" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
awake1inadream | 0 | 4,198,829,033 | 100% |
Fuck it man, I thought you were *smarter than that*...One never mentions such things. You're still my hero but *dang it man*, you said <sub>back fat</sub> out loud and within earshot of the good lady? I'll not be reading this one to my wife in case my own good lady punishes *me for your* comment. Lol.
post_id | 84,660,569 |
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author | galenkp |
permlink | q66d82 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-23 22:02:27 |
last_update | 2020-02-23 22:02:27 |
depth | 1 |
children | 5 |
net_rshares | 0 |
last_payout | 2020-03-01 22:02:27 |
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Oh man, I said it. It's like something was speaking through me. I couldn't stop even though a part of me was screaming, *you fool!!!!* Fortunately she is laughing now, might be the wine but hey, whatever works!
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Haha, more wine more wine...It could be button time after all! Don't tell her I said that. Lol.
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author | galenkp |
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What part of the word *fat* sounded good to you? Perhaps when you get your foot out of your mouth, you can manage to fix her button. I adore you, Boom, but, you are such a man sometimes. :) Next time, think with your instincts instead of your head. It makes your brain weak. Upped and Steemed !tip
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Hahahahah, thats the thing, sometimes I think I am being clever and I am actually being th eopposite. Lol, it was classic daftness. Must think with instinct!!!
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Oops! Perhaps not! What waa I thinking?
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🎁 Hi @meesterboom! You have received 0.1 STEEM tip from @dswigle!<br><p><strong>Check out <a href=https://www.steempeak.com/@dswigle>@dswigle blog here</a> and follow if you like the content :)</strong></p><p><a href="https://steempeak.com/steemit/@tipu/tipu-tips-guide" rel="noopener">Sending tips with @tipU - how to guide.</a></p>
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> like what I imagine puce to be even though I have literally no idea what puce is. I think it means vagina in Southern Italian dialect...??? Pronounced *POO-Chey*, but I could be wrong...
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It is a deep red color
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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cuddlekitten | 0 | 6,660,824,011 | 95.57% |
I getcha. If that is what it seems then that is what it is!
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Congratulations @meesterboom! You have completed the following achievement on the Steem blockchain and have been rewarded with new badge(s) : <table><tr><td><img src="https://steemitimages.com/60x60/http://steemitboard.com/img/notifications/postallweek.png"></td><td>You published a post every day of the week</td></tr> </table> <sub>_You can view [your badges on your Steem Board](https://steemitboard.com/@meesterboom) and compare to others on the [Steem Ranking](https://steemitboard.com/ranking/index.php?name=meesterboom)_</sub> <sub>_If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word_ `STOP`</sub> To support your work, I also upvoted your post! > You can upvote this notification to help all Steem users. Learn how [here](https://steemit.com/steemitboard/@steemitboard/http-i-cubeupload-com-7ciqeo-png)!
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If a women says 'Pardon' very slowly, it does not mean repeat yourself......
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 275,741,805,435 | 10% |
Hehehe, the only thing slow I guess was me, on the uptake!
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---|---|
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
alishi | 0 | 42,766,380,045 | 70% |
O my goodness, How slow you are to learn sometimes..... and with two words the purple monkey is locked up, nevermind hidden.
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---|---|
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 276,270,522,522 | 10% |
I thought I was being quite clever and deductive! Lol, I was actually being a daftie. Oh well, never mind!
post_id | 84,671,233 |
---|---|
author | meesterboom |
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created | 2020-02-24 07:54:39 |
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root_title | "Back Fat" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
anneke | 0 | 38,127,054,467 | 70% |
I said I wouldn't read this to my wife but I relented. She always laughs at your stuff and this wasn't any difference...Although, she followed the laugh up with, *idiot.* You, not me. Haha!
post_id | 84,675,829 |
---|---|
author | galenkp |
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category | life |
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created | 2020-02-24 10:33:27 |
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root_title | "Back Fat" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 270,272,542,627 | 10% |
She is bang on right. Even I struggle to believe how stupid I was that I had analysed the problem and kept banging on!!
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category | life |
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Faith always gets a good laugh out of your posts. I read about 50% of them to her and she loves it. She has not failed to laugh out loud yet.
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author | galenkp |
permlink | re-meesterboom-q67dth |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"tags":["life"],"app":"steempeak\/2020.02.2"} |
created | 2020-02-24 11:12:54 |
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root_title | "Back Fat" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
frogcake | 0 | 927,149,070,721 | 100% |
boomie! never ever use that 3-letter word! Just no! NEVER! ( I will say, tho, that having babies DOES expand the rib cage. But....not sure you should mention that either ;0)
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author | gardenlady |
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category | life |
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created | 2020-02-26 18:47:15 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 18:47:15 |
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cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
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root_title | "Back Fat" |
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max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 245,476,405,073 | 10% |
I will never mention that word nor what you have just mentioned. I have learned a hard lesson. Lol!!! :0)
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author | meesterboom |
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category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-26 19:21:48 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 19:21:48 |
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body_length | 105 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
root_title | "Back Fat" |
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definitely a hard line of thought that is hard to navigate. Even if my husband says "have you lost weight?" that can be a no-no cuz I probably haven't, lol. It's the same with "DId you get a haircut?" and it's like "NO! I got a haircut like over a month ago!" Even "honey, you look terrific" can back fire ;0))
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author | gardenlady |
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category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.2"} |
created | 2020-02-26 20:07:09 |
last_update | 2020-02-26 20:07:09 |
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root_title | "Back Fat" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 246,259,538,121 | 10% |