haha Chairman Miaow and the Baroness Beaver meet for lunch at Doggy Woggy's house...*You.  Watch yourself.*  LOL

Ah yes, Chairman Miaow.

I do have to wonder if every family has a toy by that name, though the joke seems to be getting a bit old by this point. I do hope _you_ at least know what it's referencing.

>I wondered if she had gotten hold of some cider again?

Again? Now I'm wondering about this woman's history.

>She thrust a big wet hand against my mouth.

Why is it wet?

And I'm not really sure why you're so glad not to have mentioned _Chairman Miaow,_ that could have been quite a bit of fun.

Good golliwogs, you can't say anything these days. Is there a list of *allowed words* in that E&D handbook?

Was everyone else still listening at this point? What did they say, or did they zone out when the baby talk started?

Everytime I read one of your content I learned something new, for example the funny "a chicken eating ham face", but I admit I have some doubts about the Doggy Woggy :P

Boomdawg lol. You should have offered her some Robertsons Gollywog Blackcurrant jam. Ridicolous how this shit has got out of hand. 
Remember at a council meeting someone objected to calling it black coffee and felt offended. Talk about milking it,lucky I wasn't there because I would've tossed the bastard out and asked him if he would like to follow me for a pie.

You'll have to watch yourself, Boomy. She will next be handing out a printed sheet from HR of what is ***permissible language*** to use in the office! LOL By the way,  just where had that wet hand been before she thrust it against your mouth?

No surprise you went over the top again.. when will you learn... its all getting over the top, we can't stay anything without upsetting someone...Watch yer mouth in future..as if that's going to happen haha

The steemit doggy woggy 😂🤣

Woggy is a bad word? A chauvinistic one?? What the F's? I actually scooted back in the post when you wrote the part she hissed to see what I missed...I was just as bewildered as you LOL!!

Many moons ago we got a report about my stepson, he got in trouble for saying Fafa, then ended up in detention because when he wasn't allowed to say it anymore he wrote it on his pants. We were like FAFA??? WTH?? Apparently, since they weren't allowed to say fag or gay or any of the associated words they began saying Fafa and it got put on the list. Still makes me laugh to this day.  Maybe you should have Woggy printed on your shirt!

hehehehe and why is there so much fuss over a name?
When children are small, one becomes silly and says weird words where they come from? I dont know! heheh one becomes a composer of silly words to make them laugh.
She is a bit paronoical, the Woggy would be a nice gift, I like your face in the photo

I will admit boomdawg, I had no idea what woggy was...until I looked it up in the urban dictionary...LOL. Skeletor haha, I was totally thinking about He-Man the whole time. Skeletor is the bad guy. lol Hilarious as always my good man! Oh by the way, I forgot to tell you, we had a talent show on Monday, and I was one of the Judges. "Gilbert's Got Talent", haha we were in the town of Gilbert. Anyways, my talent as a judge was speaking in a British, sometimes, Irish, maybe a bit Scottish accent. hehe the accent was a bit dodgy but some people thought I did well with it. hahaha

@meesterboom, people who do not have children at home can not understand that these words exist in the mouth of a child and has nothing to do with the real meaning and after all so much fuss over a little word
I wish you a happy rest dear friend

I also don't understand what is the matter with her. Had she taken her medicine early in the morning before coming to work or the stress of managing finance is getting to here? Either way, Doggy Woggy is a perfectly fine phrase. Upvoted!

I'm all for political correctness until people like the aforementioned happen and then I'm not so sure XD

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Hello stranger! :D I see nothing has changes since I have been MIA... you are still upsetting the work folk haha

God she sounds as thick as two planks of wood. oh dear. 
maybe you should sack her when you get your pay rise, and get your self a little piece for the office, she doesn't have to do anything apart from turn up to work and she would probably get the job done better :D

Pffft these snowflakes, eh Boom?  Could use a swat or two from the old cane if you know what I mean ;)

hahaha! Skeletor. lol. "She hissed. Her chins were jubbling now." sir meesterboom! The best descriptions of people ever! 
another excellent post sir.

I didn't even know it was a derogatory term! Goodness me, if the PC era would continue, pretty soon we would run out of words to use, considering every other word has been used as a slang for something else!