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I wish this post was sat at the top of Trending.  Buy all the votes Boomy and present your comedy to the world!

It's not the same.

Huh!!   And all this time I thought my husband was calling me 'big ears'...I think I should be offended lol

The next time you are in a bulk food shop, look around for Dried Pear Halves.  Once you see a bin of these ... 

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They make a great treat.  Some folks even like to drizzle them with cream before eating.

FIrst, made me laugh too.

Second....oooh how depressed I was when preggers with #4.  My biggest question to myself was "HOw will I keep another child alive?" I mean,  It'll run out in the street when I'm not paying attention!  Oyyyy, the responsibility of it just weighed me DOWN DOWN DOWN.

But THEN!  the moment she was born with her quite chubby cheeks, it made me laugh and all that weight disappeared.

ON the other hand...vasectomy...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Madness. Four kids and all young tell him his life will be ruined. It is alright if you are loaded and all that but I stopped at two. Three kids will cost a fortune, but four he will need gazillions of Steem. Tell him to go get his tube cut and then he is a sports model.

Here in the Philippines,
It was believed that the bigger the ear the longer the life. Its just a funny superstition though. :-)

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Now you have a problem, how are you going to keep the Good Lady away from Daz's boss?
It is surprising what can happen over a cup of tea, or two, when these women meet, they can suggest all sorts of horrible things, and the first you know about it as after it is too late

No no no - he better put his foot down -but some women just do not have a problem with many kids............ step away from the ears.......
O I love some of these replies.  So funny.

Perhaps he should get the old snipety snip in secret. I'm sure it's just a lunchtime procedure these days. Like liposuction and botox and whatnot. 

Wow, this is a good one @meesterboom. Great viewpoint and I'll never look at an ear without this blog running through my brain. I've heard many other comparisons as to what it looks like after multiple kids as well as having multiple partners.  Arby's roast beef sandwich is one of the comparisons used to describe exactly how ones private part looks. And this ain't no compliment either. lmao

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