![061550997-picsay.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmV7VCqHZUpU3AEdVqm4msZUHarrfidRNXaJKApPspD1QY/061550997-picsay.jpg) *In these situations. __Let's fix forward.__* The trainer looked at us all expectantly. *Look at me!!* He was mentally screaming at us. *I used a buzzwordy phrase!!* We all sighed at the same time, trapped in a room with a buffoon who was *teaching* us the fundamentals of ***lean*** project delivery. Perhaps he would have been best served teaching us the fundamentals of time dilation. After all, it felt like the training had been going on for some days. Yet sadly, my watch informed me it had only been an hour. I noticed the trainer dude had frozen mid-grin, leaning forward trying to catch all of our eyes. I think he was waiting for a round of applause? It didn't arrive. He decided to carry on. His spiel now moving on to how we could *positively adapt to shifting sands.* Shifting sands, like a desert? I idly wondered how he would positively adapt to a good punch in the neck. ![1501011641-pi.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmT4BYM2C88CgtJgABfbH8wjixFtZie5KSmm2Vt2Dx8tGn/1501011641-pi.jpg) I felt like I was in a time warp. Wasn't this the same course I had attended multiple times in the past? Was I [Truman Burbank?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Truman_Show) and the world was having a merry old giggle at me from the other side of a TV screen? ![1501011641-picsay.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmNcdvA4Ue3GBQYDTNpqYcJyCR6KroDrtaL284SX9iKCWN/1501011641-picsay.jpg) The day marched on at a snails pace. Lunch eventually arrived. It comprised of sandwiches with grey mayonnaise and a dark leathery drink. I think I liked the grey mayonnaise, it might have been tuna. After the grey mayonnaise and the dark leathery drink *(was it actually coffee?)* Before long it was back to the learning. Several times I pinched myself to stay awake. That didn't really work so I tried biting one of my fingers with a little more success. My stomach cramped and gurgled rather loudly eliciting a few titters from those nearby. What the heck was going on, was it something that I ate? I found myself fighting the urge to pass wind fearing that the eruption might cause unfound panic among the class. ![1501011641-picsay_20170725205224066.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmVcTCYbZsXeWbmsjxHf6PK5Dif2AP4n1TmhszvFvy3VJh/1501011641-picsay_20170725205224066.jpg) The trainer dude was reaching the crescendo of his day. Loudly declaring that we now had a *tool kit* and with it we could *enable* others. My stomach cramped again. A silent parp hissed from between my cargo bay doors. No-one noticed. A miasmic death stench percolated up to my nostrils. Oh flip. This was a bad one. It wouldn't take a genius to triangulate the stench if it proved to be a smoggy long laster. I looked about frantically. Its at times like these help is scarce. I readied myself to field the pointed fingers and accusing stares. One of my work colleagues next to me groaned and lifted a bum cheek up. ![150083ycy_20170725175515691.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmVLA3uJSTjzBLu3VMHMvJ51pEraJ1GndCdNWWVpznMtG3/150083ycy_20170725175515691.jpg) WTF? Quick to take advantage I pointed. *Oh Joe mate, that's stinking? Urgh?* As my finest cologne wafted among them others took up the gauntlet and threw a chorus of disgusted sneers and derision at poor old Joe. Someone even suggested that he ![1501011641-picsay_20170725205730343.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmUnLabToitVjJUste9WoG1FjbhBCDQ9D8AfmR6Y79tWAG/1501011641-picsay_20170725205730343.jpg) I think I learned a valuable lesson today. *Don't eat grey mayonnaise.*
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Hahaha interesting, good post, thanks for sharing brother
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Your welcome :0)
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It was fun man i really like your ideas
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You didn't vote for the post. Tsk tsk, spammer.
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Man i didn't vote yes it's an obligation? i follow you i saw your post i liked your story and ideas so why i'm an spammer? could you explain me?. Regards
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Hysterical and unappetizing all at once! I go to yoga, and the poses well... no one has been spared, but what a bonus when you can blame it on someone else with a knowing look!
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Hehe, I have heard many a tale from the yoga mat!! I can quite imagine it!!
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Muhahaha! Poor old joe! Those moments when your stomach is grumbling about is the absolute worst! I pass on all types of mayo!!
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He did take a fair old pounding. Not a one believes his cries of innocence. I think he even thought it was him!! This was particularly bad mayo!
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---|---|
author | meesterboom |
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category | life |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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I am sure he has been on the other end at some point of time! I am sure the mixture of gasses provided a particularly rancid smell.
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---|---|
author | sevinwilson |
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category | life |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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The *linguistic legends* of **meesterboom** never fail to enthral and amuse. Keep them coming my fellow Brit!
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---|---|
author | all-of-us |
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category | life |
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root_title | "Grey Mayo" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 16,672,905,475 | 3% |
HEhe, cheers mate! I will try my very best!!
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---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | re-all-of-us-re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-20170725t202511950z |
category | life |
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created | 2017-07-25 20:25:12 |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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wahahahahah I also wore such cologne but after eating garlicked stuff and sprayed it on my friend too but I guess am forgiven .. well.. at least you just let them smell it - worse part if you showered them with the gray mayo - churned in yer .. I'd rather not finish this sentence :D hahah
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---|---|
author | englishtchrivy |
permlink | re-meesterboom-re-all-of-us-re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-20170725t205841427z |
category | life |
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created | 2017-07-25 20:58:21 |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 4,168,226,368 | 1% |
Whenever my teacher was about to fart, he will say loudly attention the class so his fart will not be heard but we all knew his cheating.
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---|---|
author | rocksg |
permlink | re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-20170725t202949686z |
category | life |
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created | 2017-07-25 20:29:51 |
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root_title | "Grey Mayo" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 8,336,452,737 | 1% | ||
rocksg | 0 | 62,845,537,434 | 100% |
Ha, that is clever teaching!! I mean cheating! Maybe a bit of both!!
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---|---|
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permlink | re-rocksg-re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-20170725t203426957z |
category | life |
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yup very clever he was. Dear check my some cool dramatic art.
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---|---|
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permlink | re-meesterboom-re-rocksg-re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-20170725t204701196z |
category | life |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
rocksg | 0 | 58,938,042,878 | 100% |
Lmao that mountain hiss! ahahahaha. Okay, from now on grey mayonnaise is a huge no-no in my menu.
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---|---|
author | yaan |
permlink | re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-20170725t203030668z |
category | life |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 8,336,452,737 | 1% |
Yeah, steer well clear of it!!
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---|---|
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category | life |
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@meesterboom always glad to read your interesting post. Keep steeming buddy.
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author | charles1 | ||||||
permlink | re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-2017725t223714253z | ||||||
category | life | ||||||
json_metadata | "{"tags": [], "format": "markdown+html", "app": "chainbb/0.3"}" | ||||||
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beneficiaries |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
jesta | 0 | 7,810,209,279 | 0.1% | ||
meesterboom | 0 | 8,336,452,737 | 1% |
Cheers mate and the same to you!
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---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | re-charles1-re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-2017725t223714253z-20170725t204501690z |
category | life |
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welcome, keep up the good posts. Cheers.
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author | charles1 | ||||||
permlink | re-meesterboom-re-charles1-re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-2017725t223714253z-20170725t204501690z-2017726t61821824z | ||||||
category | life | ||||||
json_metadata | "{"tags": [], "format": "markdown+html", "app": "chainbb/0.3"}" | ||||||
created | 2017-07-26 04:18:27 | ||||||
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beneficiaries |
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doubleLOL. I saw this scene as it was played by a BennyHill+MisterBean genius :D
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author | paolobeneforti |
permlink | re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-20170725t211813170z |
category | life |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 4,168,226,368 | 1% |
Hehe, it was quite like that! :O)
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---|---|
author | meesterboom |
permlink | re-paolobeneforti-re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-20170725t212638428z |
category | life |
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I'm glad you learned something. You are lucky you didn't shart your pants and ruin them.
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author | brianphobos |
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category | life |
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root_title | "Grey Mayo" |
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meesterboom | 0 | 4,168,226,368 | 1% |
Or gain more wear out of them by adding more material!! Yech, I will stop now
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author | meesterboom |
permlink | re-brianphobos-re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-20170725t213030374z |
category | life |
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Don't eat grey mayonnaise if you don’t want your cargo bay doors letting out some brown mayonnaise... Oops, I’m being gross, aren’t I.
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author | arekwolf |
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category | life |
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root_title | "Grey Mayo" |
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meesterboom | 0 | 4,168,226,368 | 1% |
Thats alright, the fear was there!! :O)
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author | meesterboom |
permlink | re-arekwolf-re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-20170725t213058738z |
category | life |
json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
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root_title | "Grey Mayo" |
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But when the fear materializes, or rather liquefies... lol.
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author | arekwolf |
permlink | re-meesterboom-re-arekwolf-re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-20170725t215030589z |
category | life |
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root_title | "Grey Mayo" |
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meesterboom | 0 | 4,168,226,368 | 1% |
Long time no hear from you funny man
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author | mammasitta |
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category | life |
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Wayhay chica! Likewise!! I hope you are rawkin!! :O)
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Not really Rawking, more like haaanging
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This Post was Added to the Steemit Social Media Queue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Kep7t5OSY
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Blooming heck! That's awesome! Cheers @hilarski!
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At least when you have the kids with you you can blame them, well at least that's what I do! Still waiting to see your book published with all these stories. They are so funny and well written.
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Hehe, it would have to have the pictures too I think for the maximum impact lol. One day a publisher will come and sweep me off my feet!
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Lolz.
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:0)
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There are just too many excellent parts to this post. God the agony of training courses, the incredible smugness and hyper cleverness of the trainer. Then the crappy lunch where you are forced to make small talk with the smug trainer and relative strangers from other departments who don't want to be there also. And I must say I am loving your images smattered throughout the post. And finally the wise words and lesson at the end...I for one will never eat grey mayo again 😉 As always Thanks for brightening a dull Tuesday evening!
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Hehe, yep. I find lunchtime the worst point. I am never one for small talk at the best of times. I find it quite wearing to be polite and talk about the weather! If we couldn't put images in I don't think I would post. It's my favourite bit :0D
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HAHAHA! Those lean principle guys do get a bit snooty sometimes. In their quest to preach efficiency, they end up going on about it for hours. It's a cult I tell you! A cult!! Grey mayo sounds ... interesting actually haha! I'm glad you were able to pass blame as stealthily as you passed gas. Survival of the fittest, as Darwin would put it. Poor Joe. Always at the bottom of the food chain. Get it together, Joe!
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There is always a Joe I have found. In any group look for the Joe, if you don't see him then you are the Joe!! Lean, following on so soon from Agile. I am awash with finding out different ways to do things which claim to be more effective. Then seeing the results much later down the line. Aaahh. Training courses where you don't actually learn anything are murder. That's what this one was, a checkbox so that someone could say, yep, they've all had their*lean* training.
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'>.< I have been the JOe quite a few times that I developed a preemptive sense to force assign a Joe whenever I find myself as that one haha! I remember some training courses from a while back where a friend and I turn out to be more knowledgeable than the instructor. In the end, *we* ended up teaching the instructor and our training mates hahaha! So, he ended up getting paid for our hard work. I think that was far worse.
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Heeheee, I wish I could learn the fine art of writing this type of humor, but I will settle for being vastly entertained by it insead. Hm, I wonder if boom might have been born from a thing like this? Oh the hee's and the ha's I get from this page, or as he would say-the lolz! Oh, speaking of lolz, this should [elicit a good tee heeing](https://steemit.com/failure/@son-of-satire/five-minute-freestyle)
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Haha in truth, I spend more effort in the comments section than I do my own posts. Boom is **definitely** made for this platform. All his posts are a source of genuine hilarity :D I've replied to @son-of-satire's post [here](https://steemit.com/failure/@son-of-satire/five-minute-freestyle#@jedau/re-son-of-satire-five-minute-freestyle-20170727t094004333z) :D
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Another wonderful work dear friend @ meesterboom, congratulations on the subject addressed, how nice that he has left a teaching, thank you for another great job have a wonderful day
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Thank you for stopping by @jlufer. Always a pleasure! I am glad it's over, at least for another day :0)
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And the golden rule - you smelt it you dealt it. Always throw this at the accuser should they come knocking, whilst putting on your most innocent face.
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That is indeed the golden rule. There is nothing quite like throwing that back at someone! :0)
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Oh my, poor Joe. Didn't anybody else eat the grey mayonnaise?
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They did, perhaps they had sterner constitutions though!
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interesting post @meesterboom
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It's official. You and I are well and truly bonded in having the sense of humor of twelve year old boys. At least you are actually the boy part of the equation, I being a lady I should not have tears squeezing out of my eyes over a fart post. See a vet, Goddd, lol.
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The way *see a vet* was said was with such dripping malevolent contempt that I was in envy of the way they did it! hehe It amused me no end. I am glad I am not alone!!
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permlink | re-dreemit-re-meesterboom-grey-mayo-20170726t163752817z |
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Training days are the worst. Especially when it's forced training. Urgh! Funny story though. And your top comment captures pretty much everything I think.
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*It wouldn't take a genius to triangulate the stench if it proved to be a smoggy long laster.* I believe I will have to print that out and put it on my fridge. My wife will laugh for days. We are kindred spirits of the bowel when it comes to eating grey mayo and leathery drinks. **PAAAARRP**
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meesterboom | 0 | 8,378,320,202 | 1% |
Paaaarrrp!! Well met fellow voyager!!
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