Her Feet by meesterboom

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· @meesterboom ·
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Her Feet
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Like much of Europe the sun has come barreling of of nowhere, shaking it's big golden fists at us all like a big school bully.

Which is normally magic.

But if you have to work, it's shit.

Today, I was working.

In a stuffy office where the air-conditioning could be described as *ropey* at best.


Meanwhile, outside, people frolicked in the golden rays. Drinking beer and fighting with great passion on the Glasgow streets. 

Some folk were chatting about the weather where I sat, one of them, *Travisty* was squawking loudly.

*...and don't you just hate it when it's sunny and everyone thinks is fine to get their feet out!*

He crowed.

The few onlookers looked at him blankly because no, it wasn't funny.

I raised an eyebrow.

*I quite like wearing flip flops in the sun. No bad thing.*

I said with a slightly crooked smile that suggested not only was I handsome and dashing but my feet were too.

*Yeah, but that's fine...*

Said *Travisty* hesitating a little.

*I mean, like all these women, they just get their feet out at the drop of a hat!*

We all looked at him as if he were a penis made of marzipan.

*Well, you know. Maybe it's just you?*

I said gently worried that he might break.

*No it's not just me! Am I right?*

He looked about for support but there didn't seem to be any.

*I mean my wife... She wears sandals all the time.*

He trailed off lamely.

*And that's bad because?...*

I asked.

*Well, I mean... She's got bigger feet than me!!*

He blurted out somewhat manically.

There was an awkward silence which eventually I broke.

*Your wife has bigger feet than you?*

I said, a quiet in my voice as if hoping he would recant.

*Yeah!! Funny isn't it!!*

*Travisty* shrilled.

He looked around desolately.

I shook my head pityingly.

*No mate. That's not funny. That's not funny at all.*
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@cryptoandcoffee ·
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If a women had bigger feet than me then she should join the circus. I think I could chop my toes off and some more and would still have bigger feet. It is not  a competition, but that is abnormal. Maybe he married the Yeti's daughter.
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@meesterboom ·
I think he must have married  some kind of monster, it's not like he has small feet himself!!
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@choogirl ·
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All my shoes are flip flops. Except my crossfit and running shoes.
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@meesterboom ·
Flip flops are great!
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@dreemit ·
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Either she's gargantuan or he's mini...not something to blurt out in any case haha!!
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@meesterboom ·
e has massive feet so she must be mahoosive!!!!
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@len.george ·
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Many many years ago there was a rumour that the size of the foot related to the size of other portions of the Anatomy.
Checking his wife would cause ructions, just check to see whether travesty stands or sits.
You could solve one of the old mysteries
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@meesterboom ·
I have seen this side, I am sure she will have a much larger penis too :0D
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@jlufer ·
@meesterboom Hello dear friend. It is not common for a woman to have her feet bigger than her husband or she is giant or he is a very low person.
I wish you a great day dear friend
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@meesterboom ·
She is quite the giant, he is tiny too!
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@anneke · (edited)
Hmmmmm men with small feet............ shame
![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmZJaukdAHMJmX9eSuWF8ceA1oiMyJYX8KzJMEYcaFzgo3/image.png)
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@meesterboom ·
Lolza!
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@johnjgeddes ·
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hmm...a slice of life, my friend, which is outside the box for you judging by other pieces you've posted but very artistic - a snapshot of life - a moment - a glimpse of the profound in the trivia of the mundane. I really liked this post.
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@meesterboom ·
Why thank you very much, Mr G. That means a lot coming from yourself!
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@janton · (edited)
ha! Travisty should leave humor to the pros! What a retread.
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@meesterboom ·
Some people think they are all that!!
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@janton ·
And I think it's your job to set them straight sir meesterboom! lol.
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