Thank you for those free pics tips. Keep steeming :)

 @meesterboom

Nice group pictures. @meesterboom

Nice

People focus on the minor things in life and stress out over everything.  Win the " wars",  give up  the " battles. "

Thinking of you on the catwalk modeling rumpled linen made me think of a million zoolander jokes.

Ow no, the linen monster strikes again...

That scrambled egg lol :D
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Did you have to get inside the dryer to take that pic :D
*I'll go google linen now*

Thank you for posting @meesterboom.

So very humourous......the story/images/pictures are hilarious.

Now you must have a linen shirt......linen is perfect in summer......

Well, you are at the very least bringing Steemians knowledge that they need most.  How to bust through silliness with charm.  ^_^

Wishing you and yours all the best.  Cheers.

Good that you didn't have to beat him with your stapler.

Haha! OMG that confidence when you said "It's linen" :D 
Impressed by the way you have adopted to deal with him. Thumbs up!
And yes linen is my favourite its a graceful kind of fabric and really good for summer.

Ah, once you got him off balance and less sure of himself, he was yours for the picking! I use it all the time. I usually preface some utter BS with, "Well Einstein thought..." That sends them scampering for the hills!

You never know what is in there!  LOL

I thought the scots only wore wool rompers at the office.  Linen??  You must have gone shopping on vacation.

Cringing at thought of being beaten with a stapler - it's really painful when you accidentally staple yourself!

I love all of your posts, but I love the Glasgow banter posts the most, living in Ireland for nearly twenty years where the craic and banter is indeed mighty, but ye cannae the Glasgow banter!

Excellent work dear friend @ meesterboom, I must admit that I caught with the title, but I did not expect an equal story, very funny, thank you very much for sharing it.
Have a great day.

hahah fun post!
you rock @meesterboom
My gf always calls me mester or mister 
Your name caught my attention :)

Damnit! You made me google "what is linen" as well! HAHAHA! I *never* iron my shirts, and I'm often ridiculed for it as well. It's going to be crumpled anyway, so I might as well speed the process along. So, don't ever think that you are the lone rumpled man <sub>(Ha! You thought nobody would be able to read it huh?)</sub> I am with you there, brother!

I always thought linen was an old fashioned term for clothing...hahaha, such is my ignorance. Cotton, silk, and denim, I think that's the extent of my fabric knowledge :)

Thank you for reminding me why I'm not fit to work in an office.  So much pent up hostility at work.  I'd just make monkey noises at anyone who talked to me.  You'd be fun to work with though.

I love your stories @meesterboom! YOu are so quick to answer people.....how do you come up with this stuff? 

When using the dryer, take it out quickly...and no need to iron either! Voila!  :)

Arsehole...dealt with! Boof, the furious fist of verbal punishment came out to play!

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I cannot even remember how many years ago I last used an iron, lol.