Morning! by meesterboom

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· @meesterboom · (edited)
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Morning!
![IMG-PHOTO-ART--893518025.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmSLUcckqGxFnfKJcxeo9L5oZgoqv9pszHPoMiVkyhMKen/IMG-PHOTO-ART--893518025.jpg)


Despite forcing my way through an almost solid wall of wind and rain, I was fairly cheery upon arriving into the office.

It was nice and early, so I knew I was guaranteed my favourite seat. The one that actually used to be mine before hot-desking became a thing.

I sauntered up to it. Across from me was a snotty Business Analyst, *Wetty.*

He looked up and made a *mew* face of greeting.

***MORNING CUNTO!***

I exclaimed loudly, slamming my bag down on my desk.

*I beg your pardon!?*

Wetty looked outraged as if he were a young beaver noticing that Greta Thunberg did not have a flipper tail.

I sat down with a flourish and craned my neck above my twin screens.

*Morning cunto?*

I said as if having to explain to an old lady that [wolf bagging](https://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/forums/topic/82158-wolfbagging-i-heard-about-this-today/) wasn't like it was when we were young.

*Wetty* made a peculiar coughing noise like a Badger in deep undergrowth.

*I would rather you didn't say that, please.*

He said primly.

*Say what? Good morning? That's not very nice, I'm only being polite.*

I replied in a hurt tone.

*Not that and you bloody well know it. The other thing!?*

*Wetty* looked annoyed. And disgusted. Even a little angry. Like a young shaved gerbil after a bungled insertion.

*Oh, CUNTO!!! Don't be daft man, it's a term of endearment!*

I smiled brightly at him to show that we were all cuntos here.

He winced then pursed his lips in a thin disapproving line.

*I don't like it. I don't want to hear it. You hear?*

He said this masterfully as if we're aboard his schooner and I were but a disobedient boy in the rigging.

*Alright. What about cunty-baws, that any better?*

He made a strange whimpering noise in reply like a Welsh rabbit lost in a fog.

*That's it. I'm done. Your language is disgraceful.*

Huffily, he gathered his things and mumped off to a desk on the other side of the office.

A few minutes later one of my colleagues *Angles* arrived and walked over.

I waved at the seat *Wetty* had only just vacated.

*Morning, lass! I saved your seat for you.*
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@oaldamster ·
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Wow, lotsa hair n a beard, why the masculinity build up...?

[..._reading on_...]

Ow... 😁
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@meesterboom ·
Lol. I think I did too good a job in the face swapping, it doesn't actually look to much like me. It's settled. No beards for me!!
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@oaldamster ·
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Hahaha, saves you from the pain of growing one. 

And damn, why did I even think about looking up what wolfbagging meant!? Now I have to get another vivid movie out of my head. 

Another thing I cannot un-think ever! 🥴😂
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@nonameslefttouse ·
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Today I have a question about the thumbnail.

Did you put all those faces in there or I am just being haunted by demons?
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@meesterboom ·
I put them all in there!!! It's freaky!!! But they could also be demons!!
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@haikubot ·
<em>I put them all in 
There!!! It's freaky!!! But they could 
Also be demons!! 
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@nonameslefttouse ·
I do that all the time with my art.  The freaky part is noticing it's there first, before you add in the subtle highlights.

*Where do they come from?*

*Why are they here?*
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@kus-knee ·
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Still rock'n it here  boomer.  So consistently good!
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@meesterboom ·
It's all we can do now, is to keep on rawkin!! :OD
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@askmihai ·
Awesome article! 
I wonder how many people are aware of the truth about the virus.

![Question.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmfCUH7386Rvy1goKDt43zhNYftp9zE7WqTTZ93v6ZyM1c/Question.jpg)

Basically [the media](https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sociopolitica/sociopol_mediacontrol51.htm) makes people believe there is a virus so people:
-	Remain unaware of the effects of the [5g technology](https://youtu.be/WXWvnn66VWk).
-	Are eager to get [a vaccine]( https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/ciencia/ciencia_influenza32.htm).

What's your opinion?
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@meesterboom ·
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My post was nothing about a virus.

I suspect these are phishing links.

Fuck off
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@slobberchops ·
>Fuck off

Nice and direct!
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@askmihai ·
I suspect you're too fearful.
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@jacobtothe ·
If you think 5G tech causes flu-like symptoms, I question your scientific aptitude.
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@askmihai ·
I just shared the information I found.
Everybody can affirm stuff. The question is: 
- On what are your affirmations based?

In case you think 5G tech doesn't cause flu-like symptoms, 
- What is the base for that belief?
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@slobberchops ·
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Ooohhh.. careful he will be grassing you to Bossman *El Jeffe*..., corporate politics and all that.
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@meesterboom ·
He probably will, but fortunately one thing that El Jefe is remarkably fine with is swearing!
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@jacobtothe ·
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Unmatched tactical genius, if the end was your intent.
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@meesterboom ·
It was!! I didn't think it would work but it did!!
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