RE: Celebrating the successful hardfork, tell me a joke and get a small upvote by meesterboom

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comment · @meesterboom · Jun 20 '17

$46.48

What do you get when you cross a triceratops with a kangaroo...

A Tricerahops!!

👍 sneak, acidyo, emanuell, kouloumos, skapaneas, sflaherty, projectnewbie, playfulfoodie, drsatan01, lenatramper, shanzaylizay, samether, cryptochannel, simontheravager, doqstrader, numpypython

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@davidnx · Jun 20 '17 (edited)

$3.75

(This is not the joke I am submitting - that one is somewhere else in the replies)

Is that better, or worse, than the old,

"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a knitted pullover?"

Answer, "A woolly jumper!"

(For Americans, "woolly" is the British spelling of "wooly".)

👍 acidyo, meesterboom, skapaneas, spins, projectnewbie, lenatramper, cryptochannel, numpypython

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@meesterboom · Jun 20 '17

Ha, I know that one, its awesomes!

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@shanzaylizay · Jun 20 '17

upvoted you and its great to read all your posts because it adds a great skills and knowledge in myself, already followed you and inspired from your posts, hope that you also follow me back so that it will be a great pleasure for me and a big contribution from ur side for me , thanks kindly follow me and resteem my post  aswell  
@shanzaylizay

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@meesterboom · Jun 20 '17

I thank  you for your upvote.

Resteeming and following is something I do organically and not when prompted though I am afraid. I will look at your latest post and give it a read :O)

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@shanzaylizay · Jun 20 '17

thanks man it your greatness and courtesy thanks alot

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@sandaraclark · Jun 21 '17

$0.11

@meesterboom nice to meet you :=) here...see you around

👍 meesterboom

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@stokjockey · Jun 20 '17

Has anyone ever seen Dinosaurs having SEX ???

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@meesterboom · Jun 20 '17

Yeek no!

👍 stokjockey

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@playfulfoodie · Jun 21 '17

You're funny in your posts *and* your comments huh?

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