![IMG-PHOTO-ART-374627695.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdXF5L641qh1qHCBNNxMykfjdFvq2WocmSdjuhooMuobm/IMG-PHOTO-ART-374627695.jpg) *There's a letter for you.* The Good Lady said as I arrived home from work. *For me? Probably some credit card pish.* I dismissed the idea of an actual letter with something actually worthwhile in it with a chop of the hand as if I were fighting night ninjas again. *It's __not__ some credit card nonsense....* The Good Lady said flatly. The tone of her voice made me look up. She sounded odd. I wondered what could be up with her, had she been scratching her *midnight cowboy* and suddenly remembered what sex was like? *It's from America?* She said with what can only be described as an *if you're having an affair with an American I will cut your balls off* type of look. *America?* I racked my brains. I had heard of the Americas, of course. Who hadn't? But what did America want with me? I went over to the table and gingerly picked up the letter in question. There was no doubt about it. It was from America. Had my Black-Ops days come back to haunt me? Gently I teased it open. There was something hard inside. Something metal? Surely it wasn't a gun, it was too small? The hard something slipped into my hand. *Cock and balls!!* I yodeled in delight. *Daddy-Bear, language!?!* Yodeled the Good Lady in return, cupping her hands over a sensitive Little Boom's ears. *No really, it's a cock and balls neck thing. Look!* I showed her the cock and balls in all its steampunk glory. It's origins hailed from [here](https://steemit.com/life/@meesterboom/pendantic) when I had first described the Good Lady and her friend's penchant for jewelry celebrating the feminine form. Why shouldn't I celebrate the potent symbol of man, I had thought. And then the most splendid @jacobtothe had suggested making me a subtle adornment to celebrate such nonsense. And thus, a few steemies for postage later, it came! I am complete and have worn it ever since. ![IMG-PHOTO-ART-378020470.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmTN1Qy4bia3x7swBJrNKVJwPKz1j8cmf1DDp9sTVBEXsU/IMG-PHOTO-ART-378020470.jpg) Awesomes. I bloody love Steemit! (Yeah, that's right, I said Steemit. Get that up you, *steem* purists!)
post_id | 84,107,644 |
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author | meesterboom |
permlink | steemy-treasures |
category | life |
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created | 2020-02-05 18:30:27 |
last_update | 2020-02-05 18:30:27 |
depth | 0 |
children | 16 |
net_rshares | 81,972,784,457,623 |
last_payout | 2020-02-12 18:30:27 |
cashout_time | 1969-12-31 23:59:59 |
total_payout_value | 13.060 SBD |
curator_payout_value | 9.128 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 2,263 |
author_reputation | 823,295,147,248,484 |
root_title | "Steemy Treasures" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
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onceuponatime | 0 | 1,091,470,285,140 | 100% | ||
gavvet | 0 | 62,033,208,468 | 100% | ||
teamsteem | 0 | 173,450,282 | 25% | ||
nanzo-scoop | 0 | 524,646,135,760 | 10% | ||
steve-walschot | 0 | 558,380,964 | 100% | ||
mummyimperfect | 0 | 6,526,644,685 | 10% | ||
oaldamster | 0 | 27,798,182,320 | 100% | ||
cryptofunk | 0 | 1,456,075,213 | 50% | ||
dragonslayer109 | 0 | 2,402,883,968,961 | 100% | ||
ak2020 | 0 | 2,580,642,304 | 10% | ||
thecryptofiend | 0 | 28,956,893,870 | 25% | ||
coinbitgold | 0 | 84,090,674,257 | 100% | ||
juanmiguelsalas | 0 | 3,014,239,460 | 20% | ||
peter-parker | 0 | 28,455,977,361 | 15% | ||
kus-knee | 0 | 3,817,556,791,927 | 100% | ||
mammasitta | 0 | 61,305,540,694 | 10% | ||
mauricemikkers | 0 | 1,340,091,491 | 100% | ||
gerber | 0 | 212,931,708,234 | 4% | ||
daan | 0 | 3,492,755,405,438 | 50% | ||
ezzy | 0 | 346,459,683,402 | 50% | ||
kiligirl | 0 | 1,512,816,643 | 70% | ||
alexsandr | 0 | 6,293,770,025 | 5% | ||
slowwalker | 0 | 65,962,691,062 | 16% | ||
jacor | 0 | 66,889,247,606 | 100% | ||
gikitiki | 0 | 9,861,086,449 | 25% | ||
steemit-life | 0 | 20,718,324,156 | 74% | ||
arcange | 0 | 59,158,130,463 | 3% | ||
bola | 0 | 19,742,277,361 | 50% | ||
exyle | 0 | 356,314,326,709 | 5% | ||
jedau | 0 | 16,400,467,266 | 100% | ||
raphaelle | 0 | 1,602,942,587 | 3% | ||
joythewanderer | 0 | 291,908,750,418 | 30% | ||
daynewright | 0 | 21,590,993,858 | 45% | ||
ace108 | 0 | 470,597,876,607 | 18% | ||
sazbird | 0 | 263,436,545,529 | 100% | ||
jamesbrown | 0 | 495,911,744,663 | 25% | ||
karenb54 | 0 | 73,158,130,978 | 36% | ||
timsaid | 0 | 16,771,520,499 | 100% | ||
jphamer1 | 0 | 3,044,594,965,836 | 100% | ||
hanshotfirst | 0 | 2,574,892,615,381 | 50% | ||
kiddarko | 0 | 12,715,340,782 | 10% | ||
wisbeech | 0 | 7,903,803,712 | 100% | ||
bear8photo | 0 | 30,231,270,701 | 100% | ||
por500bolos | 0 | 36,362,861,718 | 75% | ||
uwelang | 0 | 195,137,371,814 | 20% | ||
dadview | 0 | 2,618,681,109 | 6% | ||
greatness | 0 | 1,290,321,214 | 20% | ||
jacobtothe | 0 | 308,692,135,273 | 100% | ||
jacobts | 0 | 6,851,023,869 | 20% | ||
snoopdog | 0 | 2,010,893,568 | 50% | ||
tyga | 0 | 3,571,007,361 | 50% | ||
jeff-kubitz | 0 | 10,321,205,193 | 100% | ||
abh12345 | 0 | 1,365,933,915,951 | 100% | ||
whatsup | 0 | 266,415,710,280 | 26% | ||
justyy | 0 | 94,164,755,741 | 3.04% | ||
tarekadam | 0 | 30,834,798,101 | 60% | ||
t-bot | 0 | 279,777,434,483 | 10% | ||
lellabird60 | 0 | 56,781,280,553 | 100% | ||
michelle.gent | 0 | 55,073,540,542 | 100% | ||
natubat | 0 | 62,547,320,957 | 50% | ||
alishi | 0 | 41,290,840,204 | 70% | ||
aksinya | 0 | 912,027,411 | 100% | ||
johannvdwalt | 0 | 69,255,677,226 | 100% | ||
belladonna | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
danielles | 0 | 11,117,514,466 | 100% | ||
katharsisdrill | 0 | 117,386,814,195 | 17% | ||
busy.pay | 0 | 3,317,175,408,124 | 14.96% | ||
techslut | 0 | 116,155,837,925 | 25% | ||
wakeupsheeps | 0 | 776,767,575 | 35% | ||
judasp | 0 | 890,585,488,840 | 100% | ||
adventureevryday | 0 | 66,125,260,375 | 20% | ||
greg-shackleford | 0 | 1,680,630,666 | 100% | ||
ddschteinn | 0 | 105,741,404,083 | 100% | ||
steemprentice | 0 | 28,508,201 | 10% | ||
mafeeva | 0 | 7,899,043,510 | 10% | ||
richq11 | 0 | 33,646,623,834 | 100% | ||
vcelier | 0 | 1,841,164,553,728 | 30% | ||
lovemetouchme2 | 0 | 16,170,258,754 | 12% | ||
dreemit | 0 | 52,821,957,653 | 100% | ||
newhope | 0 | 1,917,958,918,543 | 21% | ||
darth-azrael | 0 | 73,888,465,119 | 33% | ||
ryivhnn | 0 | 31,003,710,109 | 68% | ||
playfulfoodie | 0 | 79,772,175,541 | 25% | ||
themadgoat | 0 | 5,091,510,095 | 100% | ||
paolobeneforti | 0 | 17,583,129,237 | 25% | ||
silviabeneforti | 0 | 80,553,833,186 | 100% | ||
darth-cryptic | 0 | 8,217,877,028 | 33% | ||
tarazkp | 0 | 1,222,660,319,375 | 50% | ||
goodvibrations | 0 | 216,170,613,234 | 100% | ||
tiowaldecir | 0 | 1,409,095,289 | 100% | ||
steemfeed | 0 | 5,239,033,990 | 26% | ||
buzzbeergeek | 0 | 420,427,726 | 20% | ||
mandela | 0 | 21,178,790,513 | 100% | ||
sevinwilson | 0 | 12,160,715,645 | 25% | ||
trafalgar | 0 | 19,771,070,799,756 | 60% | ||
freebornsociety | 0 | 7,867,794,431 | 6% | ||
detlev | 0 | 9,066,546,140 | 1.5% | ||
makersunited | 0 | 4,156,006,088 | 100% | ||
miniature-tiger | 0 | 137,529,403,252 | 50% | ||
raindrop | 0 | 322,113,462,538 | 60% | ||
steemitcitizen | 0 | 816,782,653 | 10% | ||
velimir | 0 | 1,377,740,897 | 100% | ||
choogirl | 0 | 15,649,713,800 | 30% | ||
msg768 | 0 | 1,958,814,946 | 5% | ||
smasssh | 0 | 1,169,853,165,133 | 50% | ||
cryptocurator | 0 | 275,867,053,384 | 50% | ||
skye1 | 0 | 55,115,157 | 4% | ||
stackin | 0 | 344,545,907,667 | 25% | ||
scottish01 | 0 | 9,758,769,265 | 100% | ||
sneakgeekz | 0 | 10,767,281,508 | 20% | ||
aleister | 0 | 4,941,395,215 | 2.5% | ||
jkkim | 0 | 26,996,322 | 10% | ||
lotusofmymom | 0 | 11,346,378,614 | 11% | ||
charles1 | 0 | 4,500,360,978 | 20% | ||
yehey | 0 | 56,935,042,910 | 10% | ||
stevelivingston | 0 | 56,148,234,696 | 25% | ||
berlinmoonlight | 0 | 979,945,456 | 100% | ||
steemitlotteries | 0 | 137,670,197 | 63% | ||
mdosev | 0 | 2,399,106,179 | 10% | ||
anneke | 0 | 43,450,759,778 | 70% | ||
giuatt07 | 0 | 242,499,140,684 | 25% | ||
galenkp | 0 | 735,057,459,028 | 100% | ||
blacklux | 0 | 20,954,254,120 | 25% | ||
czechglobalhosts | 0 | 2,147,328,334,605 | 21% | ||
techken | 0 | 1,872,752,113 | 10% | ||
captainquack22 | 0 | 15,993,879,499 | 100% | ||
sportspodium | 0 | 4,418,056,162 | 100% | ||
molometer | 0 | 131,564,551,571 | 80% | ||
beautifulbullies | 0 | 10,985,079,108 | 43% | ||
hope-on-fire | 0 | 241,282,235,315 | 100% | ||
truth-revelation | 0 | 81,295,514 | 100% | ||
jesus.christ | 0 | 464,486,201 | 5% | ||
fiftysixnorth | 0 | 5,459,546,968 | 30% | ||
pixelfan | 0 | 16,640,910,056 | 2.9% | ||
davedickeyyall | 0 | 579,373,904,807 | 50% | ||
shasta | 0 | 35,192,133,211 | 47% | ||
steemitri | 0 | 227,934,439,512 | 100% | ||
lucrative | 0 | 70,997,110 | 50% | ||
africaunited | 0 | 1,049,465,334 | 100% | ||
himshweta | 0 | 1,362,930,915 | 50% | ||
shanibeer | 0 | 86,972,169,413 | 10% | ||
ngos | 0 | 35,623,303,431 | 100% | ||
thatindianlady | 0 | 74,679,552,236 | 25% | ||
felander | 0 | 393,874,769,290 | 100% | ||
kromtar | 0 | 35,884,586,174 | 20% | ||
bearpaw | 0 | 422,872,650 | 100% | ||
bashadow | 0 | 84,570,987,988 | 100% | ||
pele23 | 0 | 16,598,308,166 | 12% | ||
accelerator | 0 | 69,752,186,885 | 3.6% | ||
zeinmalik | 0 | 3,314,976,377 | 100% | ||
sme | 0 | 3,722,885,222 | 100% | ||
jcrodriguez | 0 | 6,761,275,542 | 10% | ||
osm0sis | 0 | 7,833,231,482 | 10% | ||
arfa07 | 0 | 167,664,773 | 100% | ||
steemmatt | 0 | 96,299,656,287 | 50% | ||
mcfarhat | 0 | 4,520,289,622 | 25% | ||
gvand | 0 | 1,459,562,609 | 70% | ||
isnochys | 0 | 14,834,840,509 | 13% | ||
m-san | 0 | 3,203,279,113 | 100% | ||
acolucky | 0 | 76,506,640,805 | 100% | ||
blockbrothers | 0 | 57,453,673,678 | 2.5% | ||
etherpunk | 0 | 1,240,899,788 | 15% | ||
traf | 0 | 1,806,335,045,942 | 60% | ||
sgt-dan | 0 | 114,172,626,991 | 100% | ||
howiemac | 0 | 8,885,467,992 | 100% | ||
bumper | 0 | 312,465,698,750 | 100% | ||
jim888 | 0 | 380,496,407,824 | 76% | ||
clausewitz | 0 | 51,349,511,522 | 100% | ||
stupid | 0 | 595,203,600 | 40% | ||
stuffbyspencer | 0 | 1,133,290,889 | 13% | ||
mehta | 0 | 63,669,020,352 | 40% | ||
fun2learn | 0 | 4,070,750,547 | 4% | ||
zeusss79 | 0 | 100,671,271 | 25% | ||
greekgodx | 0 | 1,060,720,404,610 | 100% | ||
patricklancaster | 0 | 1,658,604,183 | 10% | ||
onepracticalcat | 0 | 99,187,609 | 77% | ||
philnewton | 0 | 2,012,341,125 | 45% | ||
lastditch | 0 | 116,979,047 | 13% | ||
didic | 0 | 11,215,000,888 | 20% | ||
angryman | 0 | 22,110,544,320 | 50% | ||
cadawg | 0 | 12,132,607,701 | 2.8% | ||
raise-me-up | 0 | 0 | 0.01% | ||
edgarf1979 | 0 | 1,810,769,800 | 33% | ||
wwwfernand | 0 | 95,384,087 | 100% | ||
moeenali | 0 | 713,438,748 | 1% | ||
verhp11 | 0 | 19,929,262,921 | 50% | ||
barge | 0 | 71,208,412,289 | 50% | ||
eugenekul | 0 | 3,880,637,182 | 100% | ||
crowbarmama | 0 | 5,605,450,463 | 25% | ||
cryptictruth | 0 | 62,662,540,318 | 100% | ||
afrinsultana | 0 | 22,041,350,000 | 20% | ||
teutonium | 0 | 44,066,935,566 | 100% | ||
earlmonk | 0 | 577,217,428 | 5% | ||
tubcat | 0 | 67,342,510,576 | 30% | ||
movingman | 0 | 40,733,028,256 | 33% | ||
amico | 0 | 449,847,467,215 | 78.9% | ||
goldmann | 0 | 55,798,730 | 60% | ||
bestboom | 0 | 31,413,516,143 | 4% | ||
g-money-needed | 0 | 664,353,995 | 100% | ||
brightideas | 0 | 783,006,216 | 100% | ||
broncofan99 | 0 | 117,253,063,513 | 100% | ||
dchadney | 0 | 495,165,866 | 100% | ||
allover | 0 | 831,323,497 | 100% | ||
garrettwallace | 0 | 1,052,707,427 | 18% | ||
quochuy | 0 | 146,938,788,150 | 25.02% | ||
thegoldencobra | 0 | 5,971,782,492 | 100% | ||
jaydih | 0 | 359,587,234,543 | 11% | ||
sennaverh | 0 | 734,831,622 | 100% | ||
janton | 0 | 35,804,782,770 | 20% | ||
andrewma | 0 | 70,749,806 | 0.6% | ||
savagebits | 0 | 22,307,736,646 | 100% | ||
kimseun | 0 | 70,733,254,928 | 11% | ||
slobberchops | 0 | 2,488,397,830,653 | 100% | ||
eii | 0 | 18,654,166,931 | 50% | ||
diabonua | 0 | 16,777,208,679 | 100% | ||
aro.steem | 0 | 4,219,182 | 5% | ||
lucko | 0 | 540,512,127 | 100% | ||
motherofalegend | 0 | 3,080,995,785 | 15% | ||
spamfarmer | 0 | 113,077,612,866 | 100% | ||
famigliacurione | 0 | 1,840,393,743 | 11.11% | ||
cryptoandcoffee | 0 | 199,458,265,198 | 60% | ||
shahabudin | 0 | 143,384,073 | 100% | ||
netizens | 0 | 53,426,272 | 100% | ||
sniper555 | 0 | 17,049,920,098 | 100% | ||
rsmartt777 | 0 | 121,854,877 | 90% | ||
sbi5 | 0 | 449,617,355,542 | 35.69% | ||
fitat40 | 0 | 16,890,755,139 | 10% | ||
moneybaby | 0 | 903,371,284 | 2.5% | ||
kanadaramagi123 | 0 | 48,159,045,053 | 11% | ||
bingbabe | 0 | 18,478,323,716 | 100% | ||
loveecho | 0 | 84,951,083,533 | 11% | ||
nailyourhome | 0 | 704,259,120 | 4% | ||
k0wsk1 | 0 | 26,666,101,911 | 100% | ||
steemulant | 0 | 499,264,595 | 25.02% | ||
angelslake | 0 | 18,324,800,416 | 11% | ||
vezo | 0 | 2,327,249,551 | 100% | ||
call-me-howie | 0 | 9,954,501,094 | 50% | ||
dalz | 0 | 20,277,026,593 | 10% | ||
goblinknackers | 0 | 2,265,466,247,918 | 80% | ||
gpcx86 | 0 | 1,004,397,720 | 23% | ||
jk6276 | 0 | 3,703,862,613 | 6% | ||
mimismartypants | 0 | 14,807,986,106 | 100% | ||
slutwife | 0 | 2,449,844,405 | 50% | ||
dlike | 0 | 163,046,957,664 | 2.4% | ||
skylinebuds | 0 | 951,651,624 | 2% | ||
triptolemus | 0 | 15,683,870,365 | 4% | ||
connor-russo | 0 | 4,990,521,803 | 100% | ||
wordit | 0 | 17,718,142,638 | 11% | ||
bagpuss | 0 | 3,335,367,537 | 100% | ||
tipsybosphorus | 0 | 293,075,194,112 | 100% | ||
sj-jeong | 0 | 579,859,347,862 | 11% | ||
chops.support | 0 | 49,937,687,869 | 30% | ||
wondumyungga | 0 | 39,178,336,637 | 11% | ||
upvoteshares | 0 | 183,315,145,058 | 81% | ||
laissez-faire | 0 | 54,501,969 | 100% | ||
aquawink | 0 | 44,799,204,571 | 11% | ||
pocketjs | 0 | 551,183,464 | 25.02% | ||
postah | 0 | 542,280,595 | 100% | ||
murathe | 0 | 1,036,065,383 | 45% | ||
hyperbole | 0 | 4,570,866,909 | 100% | ||
jamzmie | 0 | 12,186,146,439 | 15% | ||
badripanda | 0 | 88,730,747 | 50% | ||
ringit | 0 | 30,122,038,731 | 11% | ||
mistia | 0 | 5,294,450,302 | 100% | ||
coreabeforekorea | 0 | 353,903,271,977 | 11% | ||
iovoccae | 0 | 3,603,508,532 | 100% | ||
avel692 | 0 | 52,744,888,002 | 100% | ||
themightysquid | 0 | 7,453,861,650 | 100% | ||
talkative-bk | 0 | 455,551,110,387 | 11% | ||
steemlandia | 0 | 3,589,184,327 | 100% | ||
bitcoinxcheltv | 0 | 1,489,496,547 | 5% | ||
dismayedworld | 0 | 18,746,227,703 | 100% | ||
retrodroid | 0 | 5,096,329,948 | 33% | ||
brucutu | 0 | 21,365,381,428 | 100% | ||
tigerrkg | 0 | 26,413,733,675 | 100% | ||
tommyknockers | 0 | 12,450,720,905 | 50% | ||
swiftcash | 0 | 22,397,735,370 | 5% | ||
primeradue | 0 | 3,896,394,188 | 4% | ||
brucutu1 | 0 | 3,962,285,902 | 100% | ||
brucutu2 | 0 | 3,945,752,657 | 100% | ||
noekie | 0 | 21,230,635,754 | 65% | ||
arhitekto | 0 | 1,022,694,728 | 50% | ||
permaculturedude | 0 | 726,118,614 | 2% | ||
tubiska | 0 | 3,948,336,975 | 100% | ||
pocoto | 0 | 4,068,479,916 | 100% | ||
kitty-kitty | 0 | 4,116,052,671 | 100% | ||
jussara | 0 | 4,024,505,611 | 100% | ||
cyrillo | 0 | 4,001,444,805 | 100% | ||
steemclub-uk | 0 | 61,223,242,682 | 100% | ||
scoopstakes | 0 | 15,032,793,129 | 10% | ||
trailreward | 0 | 2,211,224,131 | 13% | ||
nanzo-snaps | 0 | 27,629,015,258 | 10% | ||
steemtelly | 0 | 6,056,185,466 | 25.02% | ||
carioca | 0 | 4,082,920,375 | 100% | ||
anonsurf | 0 | 207,924,403 | 50% | ||
janyasai | 0 | 7,767,250,360 | 50% | ||
sonalika | 0 | 145,656,400 | 100% | ||
tyrzone.tin04 | 0 | 8,685,842,490 | 100% | ||
anti-fraud | 0 | 15,692,935,045 | 20% | ||
gregoryhedrich | 0 | 33,338,962 | 49% | ||
kirstieclutte | 0 | 579,082,178 | 100% | ||
whatdidshewear | 0 | 90,022,403,714 | 11% | ||
imaloser | 0 | 50,312,524 | 50% | ||
banvie | 0 | 35,995,514,159 | 100% | ||
sjgod4018 | 0 | 73,557,167,534 | 11% | ||
mustard-seed | 0 | 34,789,478,521 | 11% | ||
wikita | 0 | 541,493,808 | 100% | ||
akiroq | 0 | 322,564,033,272 | 100% | ||
fsm-liquid | 0 | 13,118,786,999 | 5% | ||
map10k | 0 | 22,903,895,825 | 8% | ||
moonhodler | 0 | 1,288,390,180 | 14% | ||
avina-celeste | 0 | 3,842,599,152 | 100% | ||
triplea.bot | 0 | 2,227,159,712 | 5% | ||
steem.leo | 0 | 112,885,274,556 | 3.8% | ||
leo.voter | 0 | 114,645,229,168 | 1.08% | ||
jk6276.pal | 0 | 479,652,342 | 60% | ||
zix | 0 | 23,287,972 | 25% | ||
yogasport | 0 | 83,457,747 | 60% | ||
adsup | 0 | 1,074,162,215,098 | 26% | ||
sportsport | 0 | 83,791,708 | 60% | ||
sportlion | 0 | 83,826,944 | 60% | ||
kingsport | 0 | 83,456,229 | 60% | ||
mryoga | 0 | 81,401,462 | 60% | ||
freddio.sport | 0 | 43,623,295,870 | 15% | ||
babytarazkp | 0 | 6,337,550,975 | 100% | ||
powersport | 0 | 81,352,650 | 60% | ||
igel | 0 | 81,349,224 | 60% | ||
leo.syndication | 0 | 1,825,901,283 | 4% | ||
maxuva | 0 | 1,797,245,212 | 3.6% | ||
maxuvd | 0 | 1,801,404,410 | 3.6% | ||
maxuve | 0 | 12,583,659,944 | 2.88% | ||
trezorblue | 0 | 20,314,546,070 | 50% | ||
debtfreein2 | 0 | 1,211,653,364 | 15% | ||
littlehope | 0 | 21,805,866,334 | 49% | ||
viktorv | 0 | 21,978,611,478 | 51% | ||
superjohn | 0 | 17,364,197,104 | 20% | ||
raj808-ccc | 0 | 1,513,438,631 | 100% | ||
jessy22 | 0 | 4,088,459,595 | 100% | ||
madeyanell | 0 | 0 | 100% | ||
sugarbun | 0 | 1,254,811,591 | 30% | ||
yangganga | 0 | 12,850,662,986 | 17% | ||
jaykayw | 0 | 24,529,295,293 | 11% | ||
mamban | 0 | 21,060,021 | 50% | ||
steemlondon | 0 | 1,083,710,374 | 6% | ||
amapiano | 0 | 38,550,498 | 15% | ||
unpopular | 0 | 27,130,841,042 | 40% | ||
khalccc | 0 | 1,526,525,888 | 50% | ||
rockface | 0 | 706,411,306 | 100% | ||
stevoperon | 0 | 4,849,975,682,189 | 50% | ||
audiefaith | 0 | 4,153,522,060 | 100% | ||
tonystarkalive | 0 | 28,797,109 | 2% | ||
reward.tier2 | 0 | 1,832,984,323 | 100% | ||
creavoter | 0 | 78,013,776 | 2% | ||
gettinghigh | 0 | 519,438,088 | 100% | ||
realhyooman | 0 | 519,438,048 | 100% | ||
burnindoobies | 0 | 519,434,773 | 100% | ||
leftnipplering | 0 | 519,322,348 | 100% | ||
scribbleit | 0 | 1,264,681,845 | 50% | ||
chireerocks.ccc | 0 | 205,255,862 | 100% | ||
bicdic | 0 | 528,401,096 | 100% | ||
lildix | 0 | 519,165,292 | 100% | ||
aitetho | 0 | 519,165,134 | 100% | ||
th3 | 0 | 519,167,999 | 100% | ||
illbok | 0 | 519,170,543 | 100% | ||
lyinghonestly | 0 | 519,168,048 | 100% | ||
justswell | 0 | 519,165,036 | 100% | ||
truerussian | 0 | 519,165,123 | 100% | ||
toni.ccc | 0 | 526,456,065 | 8.15% | ||
bilpcoinpower | 0 | 2,427,861 | 2% | ||
abusamad | 0 | 1,440,209,220 | 100% | ||
benicents | 0 | 3,452,502,619 | 10% | ||
benitrade | 0 | 6,355,861,166 | 10% | ||
promo.bot | 0 | 294,614,160 | 100% | ||
yefersonx | 0 | 104,810,010 | 100% |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
steemcleaner | 0 | -21,739,191 | -0.08% | ||
mack-bot | 0 | -26,004,414,118 | -0.25% |
Life is love
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author | jamilderoj | ||||||
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category | life | ||||||
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beneficiaries |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
sgt-dan | 0 | 11,153,252,043 | 10% |
The farm is empty without the cows..
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author | meesterboom |
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root_title | "Steemy Treasures" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
sgt-dan | 0 | 11,131,017,077 | 10% |
For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest?
post_id | 84,109,950 |
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author | darth-azrael |
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root_title | "Steemy Treasures" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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sgt-dan | 0 | 11,108,826,581 | 10% |
A great Stemian that @jacobtothe... wear your cock and balls proudly I always say!
post_id | 84,110,266 |
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author | richq11 |
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category | life |
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created | 2020-02-05 20:02:30 |
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root_title | "Steemy Treasures" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 222,313,874,691 | 9% | ||
sgt-dan | 0 | 11,082,382,929 | 10% |
I agree, on both counts!!
post_id | 84,110,714 |
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author | meesterboom |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
richq11 | 0 | 15,328,689,748 | 50% |
I can always get a laugh when I visit your blog! That is why I keep coming back! Went to the first part of the story that you linked. Not only was that post funny as well, your comment section had me laughing so hard, I almost fell out of my chair!
post_id | 84,110,319 |
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author | sgt-dan |
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category | life |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 221,947,284,296 | 9% |
The comment section on that linked post wasa riot!! I have never seen such horror in my entire life!! And cheers man!!
post_id | 84,110,748 |
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author | meesterboom |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Congratulations @meesterboom! You have completed the following achievement on the Steem blockchain and have been rewarded with new badge(s) : <table><tr><td><img src="https://steemitimages.com/60x70/http://steemitboard.com/@meesterboom/voted.png?202002051933"></td><td>You received more than 270000 upvotes. Your next target is to reach 280000 upvotes.</td></tr> </table> <sub>_You can view [your badges on your Steem Board](https://steemitboard.com/@meesterboom) and compare to others on the [Steem Ranking](https://steemitboard.com/ranking/index.php?name=meesterboom)_</sub> <sub>_If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word_ `STOP`</sub> **Do not miss the last post from @steemitboard:** <table><tr><td><a href="https://steemit.com/steemitboard/@steemitboard/steemitboard-ranking-update-a-better-rich-list-comparator"><img src="https://steemitimages.com/64x128/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmfRVpHQhLDhnjDtqck8GPv9NPvNKPfMsDaAFDE1D9Er2Z/header_ranking.png"></a></td><td><a href="https://steemit.com/steemitboard/@steemitboard/steemitboard-ranking-update-a-better-rich-list-comparator">SteemitBoard Ranking update - A better rich list comparator</a></td></tr></table> > You can upvote this notification to help all Steem users. Learn how [here](https://steemit.com/steemitboard/@steemitboard/http-i-cubeupload-com-7ciqeo-png)!
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author | steemitboard |
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created | 2020-02-05 20:29:06 |
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root_title | "Steemy Treasures" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
zaibkang | 0 | 33,398,197 | 1% |
> *Cock and balls!! Huh meester?* > I showed her the cock and balls in all its steampunk glory. https://www.animatedimages.org/data/media/499/animated-fun-image-0392.gif > No really, it's a cock and balls neck thing. Look! *Said the **boom** proudly showing his awesome mental animated skillz.* > I am complete and have worn it ever since. **ยกCase closed!** claimed triumphantly the good old @meesterboom to the The Good Lady. *"I have my fans around the world who appreciate my steem art since long time ago and they let me know that IRL from time to time"*
post_id | 84,123,699 |
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author | por500bolos |
permlink | q59scs |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"users":["meesterboom"],"image":["https:\/\/www.animatedimages.org\/data\/media\/499\/animated-fun-image-0392.gif"],"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2020-02-06 07:48:27 |
last_update | 2020-02-06 07:48:27 |
depth | 1 |
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root_title | "Steemy Treasures" |
beneficiaries | [] |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 391,716,804,890 | 15% |
The case was well and truly closed!! It's a fine thing, one of the nicest things I have received in the post!
post_id | 84,128,418 |
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author | meesterboom |
permlink | q5a0y7 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2020-02-06 10:54:09 |
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root_title | "Steemy Treasures" |
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Huzzah!
post_id | 84,225,258 |
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author | jacobtothe |
permlink | q5g7o6 |
category | life |
json_metadata | {"app":"steemit\/0.1"} |
created | 2020-02-09 19:04:54 |
last_update | 2020-02-09 19:04:54 |
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root_title | "Steemy Treasures" |
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---|---|---|---|---|---|
meesterboom | 0 | 255,061,619,557 | 10% | ||
jacobtothe | 0 | 64,091,287,025 | 25% | ||
steemtaker | 0 | 223,043,380 | 0.33% | ||
dynamicrypto | 0 | -290,552,727,280 | -100% | ||
mindtrap | 0 | 3,742,748,895 | 0.36% | ||
reazuliqbal | 0 | 825,643,358 | 0.33% |
Yeehaw!
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author | meesterboom |
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category | life |
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root_title | "Steemy Treasures" |
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