Steemy Treasures by meesterboom

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· @meesterboom ·
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Steemy Treasures
![IMG-PHOTO-ART-374627695.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdXF5L641qh1qHCBNNxMykfjdFvq2WocmSdjuhooMuobm/IMG-PHOTO-ART-374627695.jpg)

*There's a letter for you.* 

The Good Lady said as I arrived home from work.

*For me? Probably some credit card pish.*

I dismissed the idea of an actual letter with something actually worthwhile in it with a chop of the hand as if I were fighting night ninjas again.

*It's __not__ some credit card nonsense....*

The Good Lady said flatly.

The tone of her voice made me look up. She sounded odd.

I wondered what could be up with her, had she been scratching her *midnight cowboy* and suddenly remembered what sex was like?

*It's from America?*

She said with what can only be described as an *if you're having an affair with an American I will cut your balls off* type of look.

*America?*

I racked my brains. I had heard of the Americas, of course. Who hadn't? 

But what did America want with me?

I went over to the table and gingerly picked up the letter in question. There was no doubt about it. It was from America.

Had my Black-Ops days come back to haunt me?

Gently I teased it open. There was something hard inside. Something metal? Surely it wasn't a gun, it was too small?

The hard something slipped into my hand.

*Cock and balls!!*

I yodeled in delight.

*Daddy-Bear, language!?!*

Yodeled the Good Lady in return, cupping her hands over a sensitive Little Boom's ears.

*No really, it's a cock and balls neck thing. Look!*

I showed her the cock and balls in all its steampunk glory. It's origins hailed from [here](https://steemit.com/life/@meesterboom/pendantic) when I had first described the Good Lady and her friend's penchant for jewelry celebrating the feminine form.

Why shouldn't I celebrate the potent symbol of man, I had thought. 

And then the most splendid @jacobtothe had suggested making me a subtle adornment to celebrate such nonsense.

And thus, a few steemies for postage later, it came!

I am complete and have worn it ever since. 

![IMG-PHOTO-ART-378020470.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmTN1Qy4bia3x7swBJrNKVJwPKz1j8cmf1DDp9sTVBEXsU/IMG-PHOTO-ART-378020470.jpg)

Awesomes. I bloody love Steemit! (Yeah, that's right, I said Steemit. Get that up you, *steem* purists!)
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@jamilderoj ·
Life is love
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@meesterboom ·
The farm is empty without the cows..
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@darth-azrael ·
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For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest?
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@richq11 ·
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A great Stemian that @jacobtothe... wear your cock and balls proudly I always say!
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@meesterboom ·
I agree, on both counts!!
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@sgt-dan · (edited)
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I can always get a laugh when I visit your blog! That is why I keep coming back! Went to the first part of the story that you linked. 

Not only was that post funny as well, your comment section had me laughing so hard, I almost fell out of my chair!
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@meesterboom ·
The comment section on that linked post wasa riot!! I have never seen such horror in my entire life!! And cheers man!!
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@por500bolos ·
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> *Cock and balls!! Huh meester?*

> I showed her the cock and balls in all its steampunk glory.

https://www.animatedimages.org/data/media/499/animated-fun-image-0392.gif

> No really, it's a cock and balls neck thing. Look!

*Said the **boom** proudly showing his awesome mental animated skillz.*

> I am complete and have worn it ever since.

**ยกCase closed!** claimed triumphantly the good old @meesterboom to the The Good Lady. *"I have my fans around the world who appreciate my steem art since long time ago and they let me know that IRL from time to time"*
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@meesterboom ·
The case was well and truly closed!! 

It's a fine thing, one of the nicest things I have received in the post!
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@meesterboom ·
Yeehaw!
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