 *Psst. We need to talk.* I jumped. The good lady had popped into the kitchen and was staring at me with eyes like boiled eggs. The tone of her whisper spoke of dark things and menace. *What about?* I squeaked manfully. Now, I am not normally a squeaker. Instead my rich baritone is suited to *booming* and being heard but she had caught me on the hop and for some reason I got that clenchy *caught farting in her favourite cup* kind of fear.  The little lady ran into the kitchen. *Raar raaar, I am a dino-giraffe, you have to chase me!!* The tension was broken and we both smiled like there was no unspoken horror between us. The good lady went off and chased the little one. Roaring in an all too realistic way. As she left she shot me a baleful glance. I shuddered. Fuck, what had I done? Our paths didn't get to cross enough for us to *talk* in the rush to get the little lady to Nursery and me going to work. So I had the fine opportunity to dwell on the matter on the train journey to work.  Could it be that she had found out that I had peed in the back garden a couple of nights ago when out stargazing with my telescope? (Might I add that that is not a euphemism for anything.) No, how would she possibly know about that? Besides if a bunch of foxes can maraud into my garden willy nilly when they please, shitting and pissing everywhere then I demand the right also. Oh no, had she found out that there was a girl serving in the coffee shop being a bit jokey/friendly with me and instead of chasing her off with a stick, shouting *jezebel* or *strumpet,* my fragile male ego had laughed at her jokes and imagined all manner of *penisery* going on inside her? But wait, I had literally only laughed at a few jokes? No, it couldn't be that. The day passed. I was fairly busy but in any of my downtime moments I pondered the conundrum like I was wrestling a pig smeared in butter.  What could it be? I arrived home. The good lady popped a head out of the kitchen and beckoned me with a stern crooked finger. I walked into the kitchen, relaxing my body and breathing slow just in case it got a bit tasty and it ended up going a little *Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.* *So, Daddy. Would it be ok if you started making bread again? I hate that shop bought stuff.* *Errm, you want me to make bread?* *Yes please, your bread is amazing!* I narrowed my eyes and sidled toward her ever so carefully. *You mean, this __chat__ you wanted was all about asking me to... make bread?* *Yes!* *I thought it was something serious! I have been nervy all day!!* *Why, have you done something??* She gave me that eye, the one that alligators give Texan men. *Of course not lass!* I gave her a big happy bakers smile.
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|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | the-chat |
| category | life |
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| teamsteem | 0 | 711,695,676,074 | 5% | ||
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| mauricemikkers | 0 | 77,613,977,788 | 100% | ||
| norbu | 0 | 58,199,238,458 | 25% | ||
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| exyle | 0 | 2,958,155,731,527 | 75% | ||
| jedau | 0 | 52,251,303,171 | 100% | ||
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| me-do | 0 | 445,352,325 | 1% | ||
| stackin | 0 | 126,103,283,615 | 10% | ||
| anejosua | 0 | 2,581,969,374 | 30% | ||
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| eqko | 0 | 53,925,025,703 | 100% | ||
| cecicastor | 0 | 1,146,290,225 | 100% | ||
| anneke | 0 | 9,783,559,415 | 100% | ||
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| professorbromide | 0 | 6,727,923,628 | 30% | ||
| yooraa | 0 | 1,293,387,609 | 100% | ||
| beautifulbullies | 0 | 13,611,041,284 | 100% | ||
| truth-revelation | 0 | 71,310,450,253 | 100% | ||
| lucrative | 0 | 22,224,378,211 | 50% | ||
| embalsespr | 0 | 54,034,347 | 5% | ||
| johncobra | 0 | 157,865,118 | 100% | ||
| johleen | 0 | 6,206,760,768 | 20% | ||
| re-engineer | 0 | 7,576,137,047 | 100% | ||
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good work @meesterboom thank you for youre effort @meesterboom resstemid
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|---|---|
| author | hassanbenali |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-the-chat-20171121t175221941z |
| category | life |
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| created | 2017-11-21 17:52:00 |
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Thank you for reading muckeroon
| post_id | 18,341,065 |
|---|---|
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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you welcome @meesterboom reading and restemm hh
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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She gave me that eye, the one that alligators give Texan men. :D
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|---|---|
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Hehe, I liked that one myself :0)
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|---|---|
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Catchy eye :D
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Everything is obtained for the benefit - it is better to eat an alligator
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Or ride one, like a wild eagle into the night!!
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Yeah
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Thoughts could be deceptive at times, but as said, guiltless conscience is always free. Nice post 👍🏽
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A guiltless one will always win that is true!
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|---|---|
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Bahhaaaaaa lolllll shes a genius
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| created | 2017-11-21 18:02:45 |
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She is possibly!
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You got the "good Lady" frightened😃. Just because you want her to bake bread for you, you bring in all the tension. >I got that clenchy caught farting in her favourite cup kind of fear. I have never heard of such fear before.🤣 Keep it up sir @meesterboom. @seyiodus
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| created | 2017-11-21 18:21:06 |
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It's a terrible fear ;0) hehe, I hope your never have to experience it!
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| created | 2017-11-21 18:23:48 |
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😄😃🤣 I won't. Permit me to say that I am always loving you. @meesterboom #Hug-Challenge!
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| category | life |
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| created | 2017-11-21 18:37:45 |
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Please me vote comment
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| author | yunus1234 |
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You are more than welcome to vote any comment you like old chap! You could start with mine!
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Once again so entertaining Men do not want to admit it but woman DO rule the world - one look and all resistance crumble or you are fearing for your life hahaah
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| author | anneke |
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| created | 2017-11-21 19:10:36 |
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I do hate to say it but you might be right!! :0D
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Good to know you make homemade bread. What is your favorite kind to make? It is hard to beat good homemade bread. So yummy!
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| author | team101 |
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One of my faves is chia, chilli and olive bread. Mmm mm. You name it though and I make it. Bit out of practice but it will all come flooding back!
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|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
| permlink | re-team101-re-meesterboom-the-chat-20171121t191303619z |
| category | life |
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| created | 2017-11-21 19:13:03 |
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"Strumpet", brings back memories for me. Not of an actual person, but the word. When I was you, our family used to play a game called "Dictionary" where one person would look up a word in the Dictionary (20 years pre- cell phone) and everyone would write down a definition to try to fool the others into thinking it was the correct definition, and the actual definition was mixed in with the others. One of the words my dad picked was "strumpet". Being an eight year old and hearing my conservative parents talk about prostitutes was a memorable moment. Thanks for the trip back memory lane.
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| author | swenger |
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| category | life |
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| created | 2017-11-21 19:31:24 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 8,154,741,104 | 1% |
Lol, that is quite the memory. Hehe, WWhat as great game for a bit of vocabulary expanding!
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| author | meesterboom |
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| category | life |
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| created | 2017-11-21 20:36:33 |
| last_update | 2017-11-21 20:36:33 |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
It's a great way to teach your children the art of fabrication, trickery, and deceit in the name of literary expansion.
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| author | swenger |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-re-swenger-re-meesterboom-the-chat-20171121t210117675z |
| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-11-21 21:05:15 |
| last_update | 2017-11-21 21:05:15 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| meesterboom | 0 | 8,154,741,104 | 1% |
Lol. I'm sure if you think hard enough, you'll find something you've done. 😁
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| author | choogirl |
| permlink | re-meesterboom-the-chat-20171121t201827725z |
| category | life |
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| created | 2017-11-21 20:19:12 |
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| meesterboom | 0 | 8,154,741,104 | 1% |
I was starting to go back to my childhood and list them all!!!
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| author | meesterboom |
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| category | life |
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| created | 2017-11-21 20:35:21 |
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| choogirl | 0 | 12,595,220,571 | 2% |
You catch a train to work, wow. These stories are great.
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| author | s0u1 |
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| category | life |
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| created | 2017-11-21 21:53:15 |
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| percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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Oh they are, quite magnificent actually.
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|---|---|
| author | meesterboom |
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| category | life |
| json_metadata | "{"app": "steemit/0.1", "tags": ["life"]}" |
| created | 2017-11-21 22:00:24 |
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Its good to see that she still has control and able to make you squirm haha
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| author | karenb54 |
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| category | life |
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She can indeed. I hope she didn't mean to and it was all in my head
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Go bake her some bread and be nice :)
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I'm guessing the good lady wouldn't actually care that your male ego caused you to giggle at a woman's jokes or you wouldn't have wrote it in this post...hm, what *have* you done? Kidding!!! lol! I love telescopes. I need to get a new one :)
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My telescope is quite the rubbish little thing. I keep meaning to get a new one too. I turn into a total hippy when I look at the sky. Honest to god you should hear the twoddle that comes out of me. And yeah, she is a good lady that doesn't go berserk if I laugh at a ladies jokes :0)
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I would really love to hear that twoddle, hard to picture you as a hippie, haha! Maybe you should invite the doula to stargaze with you and you'd find some common ground!
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That's funny. My husband got a cheap telescope when he was in his 20's. It's been sitting the closet for for 30 years and he hasn't taken it out in 20 but it absolutely has to stay. He can't do without it.
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hahahah it is the most annoying feeling in the world. WTF did I doooo? and then when it turns out nothing, then she would hit you with "What did u really do?" You can't make this stuff up :D
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That was exactly me. All sorts of mad ideas going through my head and in the end nothing!!!
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I see you have some fodder for Thursday's Advertisements (spam) lol So when are you making the bread? And better yet what kind? Bread sticks are good too fresh from the oven...
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I have made it, multi-seeded wholemeal today, or rather for tomorrow. I have a pullish, Poolish? (Can never remember how to spell it) fermenting away for tomorrow's!! Hehe, I have had a couple of splendid hits in chat too!
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That's sounds really delicious! I have made lots of bread over the years but never wholemeal. Sounds nice and flavourful. Maybe for my next loaf I should try it.
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haha I wonder if she was messing with you! I might do this to my hubby, see how he reacts! xD It could be a new game for wives to play! Guess the Guilt...
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I wonder too, that kind of trick is right up her Street. She is a cunning one, I think that is why we are well suited!
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You make home-made bread, too? I'm so impressed! ..."caught farting in her favourite cup kind of fear ..." LMAO!
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I do!! In fact in my early steemit career all I posted about was food and my own recipes. I did loads of bread blogs because I made it every day... Ahhhhhh, simpler times! :0D
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I am going to be visualising "eyes like boiled eggs" and "squeaking manfully" for the rest of the day XD I did ask a friend once what a "rugged manly squee" sounded like (as he had said that he was squeeing over something, in a rugged manly way of course) and the response was a very deep guttural SQUEE so I guess that's how you squeaked? XD <center>[](/@ryivhnn)</center>
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Ahem, yes of course. My squeal was exactly like that. Under no circumstances was it a pitiful mousen thing that was almost so high it couldnt be heard ;O)
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Im sure she knows you so well, that is why she planned it this way LOL
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She knows me ever so well you are right! Dash it all!
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We all have our ways, our men think we do not know them, but we really do LOL
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good post good work
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| author | yasirgawad |
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Oh man! That 'we've go to talk' that has men shivering in their boots. I said that to a male co-worker one day when I needed clarification on his project and the whole room went silent and other co-worker slunk out of the room in fear. The way everyone's eyes got huge before they stared over at him was both funny and scary.
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It is a scary thing. Phrases like that are most often reserved for *I'm breaking up with you.* Or *shit on the carpet again and you lose a finger* :0)
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| created | 2017-11-22 23:03:42 |
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BWAHAHA!! Your good lady speaks for all of Steemit when she said she misses you masterbaking. Oh wait... Man, those conversations that are forced to stew, they really have a way to keep you on the edge the entire time. What a relief that it was about bread instead of bed. Your gentleman wife can now rest easy. That scene where your good lady shot a baleful gaze, I couldn't help but imagine it when I read it haha! I think I even acted what your response would've been. Yes, whipping sounds and zoom-ins were involved.
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| created | 2017-11-23 04:54:54 |
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Hahaha, that is exactly what my reponse was! I thought for a moment she had found out about the gentleman wife I keep locked in the garage! I had missed the master baking too. The feel of the dough as you pound it back and forth and finally when it rises and makes that glorious crust! Oh wait, I was talking about masturbating!
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HAHA! They *have* said that yeast helps it rise and double in size doesn't it? Surprisingly, that applies for both the dough *and* the zipper ripper.
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| created | 2017-11-23 10:05:21 |
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Despite *penisery* this was actually really sweet.
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| created | 2017-11-23 08:52:48 |
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It was quite wasn't it, i think the *penisery* was the icing on the cake though ;0)
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So my mother makes the deadliest bread in the land. Great taste, light, holds together nicely when toasted - top drawer. So Bucky thought, "If I learn to make bread like me mom I can have all the bread I would ever way." GREAT IDEA! So I asked Mom to show me how it was done. I studied hard and went about making a few pans. Once I was done and pleased with my results I did what as customary in my family and sent a loaf over to Dad and a couple other family members. Later that evening Dad gave me a call on the phone. "Tried your bread, by." "What did you think?" I asked. "Nice colour and tasted best kind too. But I tell you the best thing about it." I waited. "If you ever have the change a tire on the truck you can use a loaf of it to block her up." ....... Arse! On the topic of toasting, I thought you might like this instructional video the I prepared in the shed..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCFiyhUje6E Cheers, Bucky
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| created | 2017-11-25 17:41:39 |
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Lol, a harsh and devastating judgement!!! I shall watch this video as soon as I escape from putting various children to bed!!
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