Trophy Wife by meesterboom

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· @meesterboom · (edited)
$20.39
Trophy Wife
![IMG-PHT--244958852-picsay.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmSoacDYXSSh9bwUf8DUnaFn1wQf4u7ms4igtmHMU1VE5r/IMG-PHT--244958852-picsay.jpg)

*Hey honey, I'm home.*

I closed the door behind me and smiled winsomely at the *Good Lady.*

*Oh hey, guy. Why you smiling like that? Did you win the lottery or something?*

My smile grew broader until it enveloped my entire head. Somewhere, the opening notes of *Beat It* started thumping.

https://youtu.be/A_MWs1icw-k

I tilted my head backward and looked down my slender yet well proportioned noise at her and started jinking my shoulders back and forth.

The Good Lady's eyes narrowed and she started to breathe deep like a horse on the wrong side of a river.

Sinuously, I slung my hips from side to side, sashaying my way over to her.

She dropped the Little Boom, *wah'ing* to the floor and stood to meet me. Her nostrils flaring and her lips a-whinny at my majesty.

*Better than the lottery, baby.*

I murmured as I swayed in time to the music which only existed in my head.

*What? What is it?*

The Good Lady gasped, captivated by the awesome musk that was exuding from my pores. 

*I won an award today.*

I said, acting casual as if I were a dog sitting on a shredded cushion and my owner has just arrived home.

![yxryd_hf711-picsay_20200123172742175_20200128154527343_20200129130917694.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmRx7hH59UwwwL2MZHbWmaHxJgJMRLMrERZs6Ug9Hemmj2/yxryd_hf711-picsay_20200123172742175_20200128154527343_20200129130917694.jpg)

*An award!! Oh my god, that's amazing!! You're amazing!!*

She stepped in close and kissed me, hard.

*Yup. Pretty amazing, that's me.*

I pulled back from the kiss and flicked imaginary fluff from my shoulder.

*What was the award for?*

She clasped her hands together and gazed at me adoringly.

*Shucks, it was nothing really.*

I shrugged as if I weren't immensely proud of yet another award bestowed upon my mighty shoulders.

*Tell me! Tell me!*

The Good Lady jumped up and down excitedly.

*It was a [SCUM-BAG-AWARD for STEEM-POWER-ABUSE.](https://steemit.com/scum-bag/@pocket-change/i-m-not-going-away-any-time-soon-14)*

I said proudly.

The Good Lady gasped and took a step back in awe. Her eyes roved wantonly over my body.

*Looks like I got myself a trophy wife!*

She exclaimed as she started to paw at me dementedly.

*You're amazing. I'm so bloody proud.*

Pausing, she chewed her bottom lip in that way that anyone who had watched any teen movie would recognise.

Her hands grabbed my lapels fiercely.

*Let's make __MORE__ babies. Now. Let's fill the world with award winning little Booms!!*

Her eyes shone like steem silver rounds.

In return, I grinned like an award winning man about to get his marshmallows toasted. 

*Yes. Let's do it!!*

*Somewhere far away, a saxophonist stubbed out his cigarette, reached out for his instrument and started to play.*
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@slobberchops ·
I got one of those as well, should we form a club..., er.. not a baby one though.
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@meesterboom ·
Good lord sir.. are you suggesting we for a club and gang bang my wife!?! Outrageous! :0D

Hehe, yeah, I saw that quite a few got one. The mad prick!
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@insaneworks ·
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I can't think of anything else to say than: :D :D :D :D.
Oh wait, that's not saying, that's laughing.
I am so proud of you!
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@meesterboom · (edited)
Thank you!! I have agreed a congratulatory tear myself for my own greatness!! I simply must buy a cigar!!

!ENGAGE 20 !!
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@insaneworks ·
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There should be a cigar token to give...
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@misterengagement ·
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@tts ·
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@eii ·
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@rynow ·
$0.04
Nice post and piece of writing.
What happened, looks like I am the only one that does not know about the scum bag award??
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@meesterboom ·
It seems to be a very special award for extreme service!!! I am so honoured!!! :0D
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@richq11 ·
$0.02
https://youtu.be/_bMT37ZlSwE
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@meesterboom · (edited)
Hehe, that's the one I had in mind!!!

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@richq11 ·
It popped into my head as soon as I read saxophone but I couldn't remember the name so I had to start going through "Sax intros" and "Sax solos."
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@leader1 ·
The story is wonderful, I liked it

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@meesterboom ·
Thank you very much!
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@leader1 ·
It is alright I am happy

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@breeyohstlz ·
Lovely

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@meesterboom ·
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@davidamsterdam ·
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almost pissed my pants laughing on this one creative as always... :D maybe a story that will take place in Amsterdam soon? should be a great playing field for you. Have a great night @meesterboom cheers
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@meesterboom ·
Lol. A playing field I would love to romp on again! Cheers mate!
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@angryman ·
$0.03
I must say @meesterboom … I *am* somewhat appalled by your behavior as well as your boastfulness...!!!

Have you *no* shame**!**
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@meesterboom ·
None, and what little I have, I wear like a badge!! ;0)
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@angryman ·
Yer a blimey *barbarian* of the highest order...!!!
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@ryivhnn ·
$0.03
I...don't know if I want to know XD Um congratulations I think? :D Have fun making more Boomlets anyway, though I don't think you need an excuse or a celebration or an excuse for a celebration or a celebratory excuse for that.

<div class="pull-right">https://technonaturalist.net/sites/default/files/styles/sensible_display/public/art/2019/09/heartfyn_0.png?itok=QHDoN0HE</div>
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@meesterboom ·
You are right! There is no need for an excuse! The warhead is always seemed and moments from action in the seas of the night!!

Ahem, yes...
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@deranged.coin ·
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@meesterboom ·
Hurrah for deranged!!
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@deranged.coin ·
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@old-guy-photos ·
As I can say is I always thought Eddie crushed the solo on that tune.
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@meesterboom ·
I think you are right!!
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@anneke ·
$0.03
Soooo funny - and now will you write a follow up with her true reaction hahahaha.  But isn't it just fun getting a 'bad' reward some times??
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@meesterboom ·
Hehe, a follow up with her true reaction world be awfully dull! It was kinda like, went did they say that? I don't get it?

Lol!!
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@alishi ·
$0.03
You go scum bag LOL - jeez now I am sorry I did not read his posts that you downvoted
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@meesterboom ·
I'm an award winner!! I'm so proud!!! :0D
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