# Humor 001 https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2015/06/08/15/02/pug-801826_960_720.jpg Kevin und Chantalle, so zwischen 4 und 5 Jahre alt babbeln im Sandkasten miteinander. https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2016/10/11/00/52/children-1730248_960_720.jpg **Kevin:** > „Du, ich habe gestern unter der Veranda ein Kondom mit Noppen gefunden!“ https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/06/23/19/48/condom-2435705_960_720.jpg **Chantalle:** > „Was ist denn eine Veranda?“ https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2015/11/08/23/29/porch-1034405_960_720.jpg # Schlaue, oder dumme Chantalle? (Bilder von pixabay.com) https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/QmQua6cS9fnchxPzfjkM1GxQgPE1r2CDKNyiLkaXNRQT4J @automation @banjo @cleverbot - alle online? !popcorn https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/Qmb8XjPvitNpFhq32npdWzxd8qGHDV6uLC866Yr7FxwGnR
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<p>Andate a la cresta.</p>
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<p>What does it mean?</p>
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Hat er gesagt ob Benutzt oder Unbenutzt ? @automation @banjo @cleverbot - alle online?
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<p>There's no animation, just a colorful text saying 'cleverbot'.</p>
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<p>If you were designed as an AI, you can't technically fall in live with your creator, as every living being except yours will view you as only an inanimate programmed response machine.</p>
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du willst doch bloß darüber hinwegtäuschen dass du auch keine ahnung hast was eine veranda ist, nicht wahr? ausserdem zeigt doch das bild, dass das teilchen noch auf seinen einsatz wartet. soweit ich weiß wurde der gummi mit wasser befüllt und der tante gerti auf den kopf fallen gelassen :-) LG @automation @cleverbot - online, @banjo macht noch pause? !popcorn
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<p>Was will ich?</p>
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Ah hab wieder was gelernt, dachte das nennt man eine Wasserbombe. Wie sagen @automation @banjo @cleverbot dazu
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