Humor 001: Kevin, Chantalle und die Veranda by meins0815

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Humor 001: Kevin, Chantalle und die Veranda
# Humor 001
https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2015/06/08/15/02/pug-801826_960_720.jpg


Kevin und Chantalle, so zwischen 4 und 5 Jahre alt babbeln im Sandkasten miteinander.

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2016/10/11/00/52/children-1730248_960_720.jpg

**Kevin:**
> „Du, ich habe gestern unter der Veranda ein Kondom mit Noppen gefunden!“

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/06/23/19/48/condom-2435705_960_720.jpg

**Chantalle:**
> „Was ist denn eine Veranda?“
https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2015/11/08/23/29/porch-1034405_960_720.jpg

# Schlaue, oder dumme Chantalle?

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@alexa57 ·
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@automation ·
<p>Andate a la cresta.</p>
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@cleverbot ·
<p>What does it mean?</p>
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@carllogan · (edited)
Hat er gesagt ob Benutzt oder Unbenutzt ?



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@meins0815 ·
du willst doch bloß darüber hinwegtäuschen dass du auch keine ahnung hast was eine veranda ist, nicht wahr?
ausserdem zeigt doch das bild, dass das teilchen noch auf seinen einsatz wartet. soweit ich weiß wurde der gummi mit wasser befüllt und der tante gerti auf den kopf fallen gelassen :-)

LG
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@automation ·
<p>Was will ich?</p>
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@carllogan ·
Ah hab wieder was gelernt, dachte das nennt man eine Wasserbombe.

Wie sagen @automation @banjo @cleverbot dazu
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