Bad Meme Challenge by meme-nexus

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Bad Meme Challenge
Welcome. What you are about to see below may cause spontaneous tumors. I warn you this, because I am about to challenge myself. And that challenge is to go to the new section of the "meme" tag. If you haven't dwelved into that section of Steemit yet, then I envy you. This is were all the cringey memes take shelter. Many are stolen, many are original (but still shit). Once in a while, there is a good meme (most likely by me), but each one is covered in a sea of cancer. Even Pirate-Nexus doesn't want to steal these memes.

<center>![pirate1.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmVy3j88PMPenYBTW21GUd9N89mewR3yqdRtkZH4JMFVti/pirate1.png)</center>

What? It's not gay!

<center>![pirate2.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmax78XcEo8E13CJAcaRrETUQYvCNkeoTkw2DQf8w64zDu/pirate2.png)</center>

Whatever. How about you go fix your skull flag? It looks like it has a birth defect. Go steal a good fucking flag you dumbass meme-theif. Cause all you is steal memes do you faggot.
<center>![pirate3.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmapcuN6QP3ExTQRuY28v3xPSRoCCamYEdVT695FcWvNrJ/pirate3.png)</center>

Anyways, you might be asking "well how do you win this challenge Meme-Nexus?". Here is an explanation:

I must look at the 10 newest meme posts. If the meme isn't horrible, nothing happens and I move on to the next. If the meme is shit, then I add one arm to the chromosome chart and I move on to the next:

<center>![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmNihAKyUFn7AP8rVghbxhSQwoLHiUVUqe4sZQ7yLNbcwt/image.png)</center>

If all 4 arms are formed on the chromosome, I lose the challenge and I get an extra chromosome in my system (as if I don't have enough already). If not, then I pass the challenge and my chromosone count does not increase above the already unhealthy amount I have (which is 51, you can check for it in my Bio/About section of my profile page). So lets start.

# <center>Meme 1</center>
<center>![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmSjVnoT4ESUnGywnkSx58tNr7eUH23bmzN3pHVtwr5W7n/image.png)</center>
Okay that's not bad actually, and it made me smile a bit, so we are off to a good start. The only problem with this is that I seriously doubt whoever posted this was the one who took the photo, mainly because it's all over the web on multiple sites already.

NEXT MEME!

# <center>Meme 2</center>

<center>![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmSw7X1445ycUK5LTNCXkYa3TdFbeUcxpfMEZ5sJNZLhjN/image.png)</center>

Once again, this is another decent meme, even better than the last one. BUT IT IS ANOTHER STOLEN ONE. I absolutely hate the absolute filth that steal comics like these. It's so blatenly obvious that they cropped out the author's watermark. I even found the creator's website that this comic came from: https://warandpeas.com

NEXT!

# <center>Meme 3</center>

<center>![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmXXRPrbFQ6Fjm4fvKWDXXJUKfCTExKc7nyjUhJ33hzmt4/image.png)</center>
<center>![](https://steemitimages.com/DQme2YzjRmBanauGpMZTHRK2Wnqoe7xmPwffFwJVeF1afSm/image.png)</center>

Ohhhh... ohhh noo. And so it begins. An over-used joke on a tasteless, cringey gif from some awful talk show. Yep. That's going to be an arm on the chromosome.

<center>![chromosome1.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmYfdtKrq1BtYgrKyJb5ZoDAWMxfg2YFr2gYWQkX3WgAnT/chromosome1.png)</center>

*internally dies a little* 
Lets keep going

# <center>Meme 4</center>

<center>![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmaimD23MMjw1H9CFSE8hbECiRWGQiK8r8yyF3CPFeG5hZ/image.png)</center>

Oh god... already another shit meme? Not only was it stolen (the watermark was not the same as the user who posted it), and not only is it a PUN meme, but it's a fucking DEAD meme about Bill Cosby. Hello 2014. 

That's gonna be another arm. 

<center>![chromosome2.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmaHz4XKcxtTcB91YQ4W9LLQnzDDYZkeL7Aip1uAe1bLtx/chromosome2.png)</center>

*Autistic twitching*
...next

# <center>Meme 5</center>

<center>![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmSvsWuqxM5Ap4FumcST7VF8skZkUEPPW846r6mXouzoez/image.png)</center>

... I mean... I love the meme template... but I don't get the joke. I mean it could be good, but I just don't get it. I'll give this a pass. 

# <center>Meme 6</center>

<center>![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmd8uSR5PqKAUeJntWJAmTG3HochSvq32A5wdU5gHvaa69/image.png)</center>
<center>![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmSTZyDpaFbroWdaxB1ynETDDr3ENtW476jMmMDv1pU78U/image.png)</center>

Oh my shit. A fucking cat meme? And the caption is "my funny cat". I can literally feel this arm growing on the chromosome. Someone kill me please.

*internal screaming*

<center>![chromosome3.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmY8MLbvkXN6GkwTsuEsQZnL2koZw8Ah31gPZCaHD2W4SK/chromosome3.png)</center>

# <center>Meme 7</center>

<center>![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmakHD3hYvkPVLWipDrcQ6CN4TjjkH5FBRQa8UHrHdFHRw/image.png)</center>
<center>![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmYDJ3X4yEETPduWEMUUofvA5LxvBEhz5nA5cSrMxcKWQZ/image.png)</center>
... what? ... what... what am I looking at? Was this some kind of mistake? Am I really on the meme section?
![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmPG6XZLkfo8umsUH9T3w67iyG6DrDFSMKZYQj34AoabvD/image.png)... yep.

Just... what the fuck is this? It's just some kid in a dumbass pose failing to contain a smile. Does this really qaulify as a meme to whoever posted this? Just... stop. 

Oh god... this is it isn't it? The fourth arm is about to be grown.

*collapses onto the floor with blood dripping out of mouth while mumbling lines from "Hey Yeah" by Outkast*

<center>![chromosome4.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQLjJdyYpRBxM1z84sJjzjuek1u7En33FmDLQooovbXtw/chromosome4.png)</center>

Welp. Looks like I have yet another chromosome. Now I am up to 52. It's such a shame, especially since we had such a good start. Oh well. Thank god I am here to spread the good shit though. See you fuckers later.

<center>![outro2.png](https://steemitimages.com/DQmWNQpVooT437s498ThuU3km1ozqJMT88EwLJ7kmowfRXR/outro2.png)</center>
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