One more joke for you... filthy edition (9) | Einen hab ich noch... Versaute Edition (9) by mfblack

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One more joke for you... filthy edition (9) | Einen hab ich noch... Versaute Edition (9)
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Hello, Steemians,
One thing at the outset: No person should feel offended by the jokes posted by me. I have a little black humor and like bizarre and borderline jokes. Nevertheless, I respect every person in their essence, as long as they respect the boundaries of others as well.
If there should be a joke that´s "over", write it to me ;-)

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What is the most perverted profession in the world?
Postman - he runs from slot to slot until his sack is empty.
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Couples after sex in bed: 
Woman: "What are you thinking?"
Man: "You don´t know her..."
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A child goes to his parents' bedroom at night, opens the door, looks in, immediately turns around again and grumbles: "And they want to send me to a psychologist because I suck my thumb! 

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A new butcher's shop is opened. As a gift, the butcher gives each customer an extra sausage. 
The next day, a woman asks him: "Yesterday you accidentally packed one sausage in my bag!
"No, that was free of charge for the introduction!"
"Oh God, and I ate it!"

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My ex-girlfriend tried to expose me to her friends by telling them I had a small penis. 
No one gave her right.
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2 sperm meet:
One of them says: "I'm going to be a boy".  
The other one says: "...and I'll be a beautiful girl!"
Suddenly a breadcrumb screams: "You're not going to become anything, you're in the esophagus!"
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Two friends solve a crossword puzzle:
" Female sex organ?"
"Vertical or horizontal?"
"Horizontally."
"Then it must be the mouth."

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Hallo Steemians,
eine Sache vorweg: Durch die geposteten Witze meinerseits, soll sich keine Personen beleidigt fühlen. Ich habe einen etwas schwarzen Humor und mag skurrile und grenzwertige Witze. Nichtsdestotrotz respektiere ich jede Person in ihrem Wesen, insofern Sie die Grenzen anderer ebenso respektiert.
Falls ein Witz "drüber" sein sollte, schreibt es mir ;-)
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Was ist der perverseste Berufe der Welt?
Postbote - er rennt von Schlitz zu Schlitz, bis sein Sack leer ist
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Pärchen nach dem Sex im Bett: 
Frau: "Woran denkst Du?"
Mann: "Kennst Du nicht..."
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Geht ein Kind nachts zum Schlafzimmer seiner Eltern, öffnet die Tür, schaut rein, dreht sich gleich wieder um und grummelt: " Und mich wollen die zum Psychologen schicken, weil ich am Daumen lutsche!" 

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Eine neue Metzgerei wird eröffnet. Als Geschenk packt der Metzger jedem Kunden ein Würstchen ein. 
Am anderen Tag kommt eine Kundin in fragt ihn: "Sie haben mir gestern aus Versehen ein Würstchen zuviel eingepackt!"
"Nein, das gabs kostenlos zur Einführung!"
"Oh Gott, und ich habs gegessen!"

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Meine Ex-Freundin versuchte mich bei ihren Freundinnen bloßzustellen, indem sie erzählte, ich habe einen kleinen Penis. 
Keine gab ihr Recht...

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Treffen sich 2 Spermien:
Sagt das eine: "Ich werde ein Junge!"  
Darauf das andere: "... und ich werde ein wunderhübsches Mädchen!"
Plötzlich schreit ein Brötchenkrümel: Ihr werdet gar nix, ihr seid in der Speiseröhre!"

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Lösen zwei Freunde ein Kreuzworträtsel:
" Weibliches Geschlechtsorgan?"
"Senkrecht oder waagerecht?"
"Waagerecht."
"Dann muss es der Mund sein."
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