Writing Contest: If I Were a Whale by mimismartypants

whaledream · @mimismartypants · Aug 17 '18 (edited)

$1.46

Writing Contest: If I Were a Whale

![whale.jpg](https://ipfs.busy.org/ipfs/QmNQrrLELYvmarfvDaeeLGNQCgNYsZWyA14454jJRywL4v)
***Original Artwork by @mimismartypants***

Hey Steemians, 

@mermaidvampire is running a cool writing competition this week. Describe what would you do if you were a whale?? More about the [competition here.](https://steemit.com/contest/@mermaidvampire/writing-contest-what-would-you-do-if-you-were-a-steemit-whale-39a555aa1c3fbest)

## Dreams About the Whale Life

Of course, as a Redfish I have my fair share of dreams wanted to be a whale. And also just starting out with so little SP makes my time here challenging but frustrating! But alas I carry on and receive small wins each day. 

I would think many people would write essays and posts about how they would change the game. But in the true spirit of my account, I will once again inject humour into the situation. 

I have adapted two verses of Beyonce's song, "If I were a boy" and written my own little version. 

I hope you like it!

---

## If I Was A Whale
***By @mimismartypants (with lots of help from Beyonce)***


If I were a whale 
Even just for a day
I'd roll outta bed in the morning
And login to my steemit account
I'd Upvote some Fish
And teach them to Swim
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And never make Redfish feel unwanted
'Cause they'd always have a place on my team

If I were a whale
I'd try to make the rest understand
How we used to feel to have all your posts fail
I swear I'd be a better whale
I'd find some new Fish
And really Engage
Intro them to the crowd who will try and get them on their feet
'Cause I know how it feels, to pour your heart into content
And feel like it's just thrown out on the street

---

***If you liked it, Give a Fish some comment and vote Love!!!***

***Much Love From Sunny Cape Town, @mimismartypants***

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@mermaidvampire · Aug 17 '18

$0.07

DAMN! I liked that! Hahaha! Thanks for joining, @mismismartypants. Have a nice day. ^_^

👍 happydaddyfr, annyvery1, tomiscurious, maiyude

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@mimismartypants · Aug 17 '18

LOL glad you liked it @mermaidvampire. You can kinda sing along but you also can't - Did you manage to (for interest sake)?

👍 mermaidvampire

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@botefarm · Aug 17 '18

I love the beyonce part, so innovative of you.

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@mimismartypants · Aug 17 '18

Thanks @botefarm!! Did you manage to sing along? 

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@minnowsupport · Aug 17 '18

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@mimismartypants · Aug 17 '18

Thanks for the support @gholsa and @minnowsupport!! Much appreciated!! 

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@daniel-otaniel · Aug 17 '18

Creativity at its best.

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@mimismartypants · Aug 17 '18

Thanks @daniel-otaniel. 
A little bit of creativity + A little bit of plagiarism = a great spin doctor!! 

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@irisalfonzo1 · Aug 17 '18

original your version of the song

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@mimismartypants · Aug 17 '18

Lol thanks for the support @irisalfonzo1. Did you manage to sing along? 

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@otom · Aug 17 '18

that's so nice of you, i like your ***never make Redfish feel unwanted***
cheers!

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@mimismartypants · Aug 17 '18

Thanks dude. Here's looking at you fish! 

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@dreemsteem · Aug 17 '18

hehehehehe  i just saw her contest too and will enter!  (because CONTESTS ARE THE BEST!)  LOL i honestly do not understand why more people don't enter contests?!?!?!  its the most fun, and a real chance to win steem!  Much more steem than a post would make! LOL  

i loved your entry!  super creative hehehe  and i agree... redfish are the foundation to Steemit!  they're the future minnows, dolphins, orcas... and dare we say it??? whales??? hehehehe

I love how your posts brighten my day!  :)   you ALWAYS get a smile out of me hehehehe

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@mimismartypants · Aug 17 '18

Aaaaaaw thanks @dreemsteem!! You always say the nicest things!! A little bit of creativity, a little bit of plagiarism lol

Im starting to get the gang of it yeah! And its lots of fun!! So why not competition when the opportunity arises!! I wanted to tag you but i thought you too much of a bigshot to enter!! I was wrong of course!! Will watch oit for your post!! You will make thee best whale btw!! 

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@mers · Aug 18 '18

I like this poem, it is nicely written .. yeah  keep on steaming dear .. 

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@mimismartypants · Aug 18 '18

Lol thanks, its actually a song i altered so i cant take all the credit!

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@eveningart · Aug 18 '18

Ahahaha! Well you certainly got me singing along (then... mumbling along... trying to remember the tune 😂)- brilliant entry. E x

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@mimismartypants · Aug 18 '18

Thanks lady!! Lol the alteration doesn't always rhyme that well so you lose tge tune!! Its not you its my fault 😂😂

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@fycee · Sep 9 '18

I just read your entry! Congratulations!
You deserved it!

Swept the contest in a creative manner!
I love it!

👍 mimismartypants

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@mimismartypants · Sep 10 '18

Lol thanks so much!! Did you sing along as well?? I honestly didn't expect it yo win! Was just having some fun!! 

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