Why steal a Rolls Royce if you can make one yourself?! by mokluc

jokes · @mokluc · Sep 20 '17

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Why steal a Rolls Royce if you can make one yourself?!

A follow up on my post ealier [Only in South Africa a dumbest criminal will go steal a Rolls Royce](https://steemit.com/jokes/@mokluc/only-in-south-africa-a-dumbest-criminal-will-go-steal-a-rolls-royce)
# Step 1
![21686212_10155051092984205_7093983004519030947_n.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmakQnP4YirUwn6DuGNJniJLrn6b22hyTXBCDknk4AmoBg/21686212_10155051092984205_7093983004519030947_n.jpg)

# Step 2
![21687716_10155051093414205_9127567862360482492_n.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmbKoX7MXuHNYAoU7ywid9nTFuP2h71XKbCGMrMP7oMzRG/21687716_10155051093414205_9127567862360482492_n.jpg)

# Step 3
![21616456_10155051093619205_6370285193856988791_n.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmcpe1p3PFc8UvSJWmb1NkXRgJorbGPgVcRHARMUDMdAC1/21616456_10155051093619205_6370285193856988791_n.jpg)

# Step 4
![21686070_10155051094294205_8774257372972341755_n.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmSSQUgXnr5C6mdTZYggpHX1j5epbkQiGSKTYs1qhTyMr6/21686070_10155051094294205_8774257372972341755_n.jpg)

# Step 5
![21761884_10155051094824205_2068064888086434593_n.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/DQmRzx7MNz6NggtcKDFs21DTKN4osRwF7w2i7hKpU11wmEy/21761884_10155051094824205_2068064888086434593_n.jpg)

# Easy as 1,2,3,4 & 5

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