The Absolute Best Advice From The Most Questionable People by mrwang

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philosophy · @mrwang · (edited)
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The Absolute Best Advice From The Most Questionable People
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<p>It's funny how we over think the most simple things in life trying to understand the complexity of an obstacle we face. Our initial response tends to be a bit extreme until we step aside, take a breather and assess the situation.</p>
<p>I've noticed a ton of users accepting this idea that luck is the key factor in achieving success in this community. For me, this is an excuse and a very toxic mentality destroying the very root of creativity. With that being said... I now present</p>
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<h1>The Absolute Best Advice From The Most Questionable People</h1>
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<h3>How Hungry Are You?</h3>
<p>At one point, this was my go to question, challenging myself to excel past my goals. It seemed like a pretty cool question to get the motivation flowing and I was convinced of it's power.. until I realized the question itself is a load of crap.</p>
<h3>Think about it...</h3>
<p>Whenever you're hungry... you eat, no questions asked because the solution is that simple.</p>
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<h2>Before @MrWang</h2>
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<h3>GROWLING BELLY=EAT FOOD=SATISFIED BELLY</h3>
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<p>The recipe of a successful post stem from ones ability to cook for themselves rather then appease the fellow steemer. Feed yourself to a near comatose point of mental gluttony, push the "POST" button and revel in your fabulous concoction while the community digs in for the leftovers.</p>
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<h2>After @MrWang</h2>
<h4>Express yourself in every which way, shape or form</h4>
<p>http://i.imgur.com/PnWZLgn.jpg?1</p>
<h4>never hold back nor shy away from what you believe or have to say.</h4>
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<h2>Make Bold Moves &amp; Never Be Afraid To Risk It All</h2>
<p>Stretch the boundaries of what is acceptable in your community.. test the limits, push buttons and challenge others to do the same. What is considered offensive really depends on your target audience... and if your intention is to draw in a bigger audience, OFFEND THE FUCK OUTTA THEM. Risk it all.. then risk it all again and again, FUCK IT.. One more time for shits and giggles until there's nothing left to risk.. just don't risk the same idea twice because</p>
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<h2>Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right</h2>
<p>http://s.newsweek.com/sites/www.newsweek.com/files/styles/full/public/2016/04/12/0412trumpclintonmissouri.jpg</p>
<p>and you might end up in a 4 year Wang Bang</p>
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<p>Regressing from your style to accommodate the community is no bueno and a good indication of your confidence losing steem. In other words, you're not being true to thyself and if you're not being true tho thyself... you my friend, need to go back to facebook cause you're not BAT SHIT CRAZY enough</p>

<h2>The Value Of Luck</h2>
<p>When I see steemers give up, stop trying and start using the "LUCK" excuse.. my stomach growls in disappointment. I know it sounds a bit concerning and probably something I should go get checked out.. I would say I'm already ahead of you on that but I later realized that I was coincidentally sitting on the toilet, every time this happened.</p>

<p>Even though my belly growls from taking mean ass dumps.. There still is a message to be translated which is... Using "luck" to excuse the failure of post is bullshit and a cop out. If you're not convinced that "luck" is merely an obstacle then here's a good example. 

This isn't a lottery, powerball or a God damn racetrack, This is your opinion, creation or a God damn contribution to anarchism and I guarantee you luck isn't part of that strategy.</p>
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in other words...
<h1>LUCK CAN SUCK ON MY HAIRY BALLS</h1>
it's about
<h2>BEING AMBITIOUS and BAT SHIT CRAZY</h2>
Still don't believe me... Let these fellow steemers teach you a lesson... it's about being BAT SHIT CRAZY and putting in the work to lead the revolution of BAT SHIT CRAZINESS.
<h2>Successful Bat Shit Crazy Steemers, You Should Be Following</h2>
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<p>@dollarvigilante has to be one of the most interesting people on steemit. Despite some questionable reputation and history..  this hombre has a massive following and his podcast offer some serious knowledge to consider. Let's not forget about his most recent announcement on becoming an official citizen in the Dominican Republic... From the looks of it.. a few more sessions in that tan bed and he'll even look Dominican </p>
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<p>https://steemit.com/@dollarvigilante</p>
<p>@barrycooper I was already a fan before the dude came to steemit.. a little down that he might not be as active any more. This former Narc turned super cool and informative pothead provides some great information for anybody in the dope game. I do have to say that this new appearance he sports takes bat shit crazy to another level... FUCK IT, I'd do it too if I wasn't playing a Mexican Drug Cartel General on tv</p>
https://img1.steemit.com/0x0/https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/08/24/crazy2dd03.jpg
<p>https://steemit.com/@barrycooper<p>
<p>@fyrstikken This dude is a pretty cool performer, has some funny material and is BAT SHIT CRAY CRAY, I guess that's most of us entertainers tho... Let's just say he has some moments of ranting and raving that go a bit far beyond of what someone might consider normal. Other then that, this crazy sumabitch offers a variety of content that you will find amusing.</p>
https://img1.steemit.com/0x0/https://stakepool.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/1453467_10153409238845304_1573128016_n.jpg
<p>https://steemit.com/@fyrstikken</p>

<h2>Successful Bat Shit Crazies Who Should Have a Steemit Account</h2>
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<p><h3>MisUnderestimated</h3><img src="http://i.imgur.com/2514QZz.jpg?1" width="620" height="412"/><h3>Little Man Syndrome</h3> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/1MR3XlC.jpg" width="586" height="365"/> <h3>And Most Recently...</h3><img src="http://i.imgur.com/5GEVwys.jpg?1" width="1200" height="630"/><h3>Responsible For Note7</h3>
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<p>As you can see, it doesn't take luck, brains or even good ole fashion common sense to achieve your goals.. You just have to be ambitious, determined and extremely gifted in manipulating the masses into believing your agenda makes perfect sense.</p>

I hope you enjoyed this satire piece which kinda holds some truth... 

<p>Till Next Time... Adios Amigos</p>
<a href=https://steemit.com/@mrwang><IMG src=https://i.sli.mg/IEh81Z.png></a>
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@lordvader ·
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I have some advice for one person.

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@mrwang · 
lmfao... now that's the ultimate level of Bat Shit Crazy... Characteristics from above + The force... Ultimate Bat Shit Crazy
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@renzoarg · 
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if your intention is to draw in a bigger audience, OFFEND THE FUCK OUTTA THEM
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Pure gold.
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@mrwang · 
My philosophy has got me pretty far in my career lol.. just saying
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