*This post is the* ***FINAL*** *continuation of a much longer email chain. To get up to speed please see <a href="https://steemit.com/scam/@mynameisbrian/can-you-imagine-an-usd8-000-000-steem-market-buy-a-conversation-with-an-email-scammer">Part 1</a>, <a href="https://steemit.com/scam/@mynameisbrian/can-you-imagine-an-8-000-000-steem-market-buy-a-conversation-with-an-email-scammer-part-2">Part 2</a>, and <a href="https://steemit.com/scam/@mynameisbrian/can-you-imagine-an-8-000-000-steem-market-buy-a-conversation-with-an-email-scammer-part-3-aka-omg-she-keeps-writing-back">Part 3</a>.*
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<h2>A recap of where we left off</h2>
I am waiting for an email from *'The Bank'* containing further instructions; my back is injured from moving a safe to store the money; and I don't have a phone.
<h2>Let's continue</h2>
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Juliet is not joking around.
> Dear Mr Brain,
>
> they will certainly be reaching you via email , But please , this is not something to joke with , i am trying to believe that i will not be disappointed by you ,
>
> My Regards,
> Juliet
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I let her know that I am hurt that she doubts me.
> Dearest Juliet,
>
> I am very upset that you think I might disappoint you. Since we first met I have been very forthcoming with you and I thought we had developed a high level of trust. I even tried to increase the value of your inheritance by suggesting Steem, and now I am stuck in bed all day because of my back injury which I received preparing for the shipment of money from you. *On a sidenote, no one has ever gotten hurt trying to lift 8,000,000 dollars worth of steem.*
>
> Despite the fact I am disappointed that you doubt me, I am still willing to proceed with our arrangement. Please confirm one thing for me:
>
> ***What is the name of the bank and/or individual that will be contacting me?***
>
> I will be checking my email often, but it will help if I know what to look for so I don't accidentally miss the email. I am leaving the house now to buy some OxyContin for my back pain; however, I will check my email as frequently as possible.
>
> Your friend in pain
>
> Brian
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The moment I have been waiting for, the United Bank of Africa gets in touch with me! Notice anything fishy about their email address? *ubaci@albaniaonline.com*
> Attn Mr. Brian Griffin ,
>
> We acknowledge the reconfirmation of your particulars forwarded to us by your partner Miss Juliet Timothy . After due verification and clarification ,Your collaborator Miss Juliet Timothy has insisted that we should contact you for expedition of on inspected trunk box containing family valuables to your destination , We wish to let you know that the charges will be paid on our arrival to your port of entry ,This is so because the delivery is normally been done through the diplomatic means to avoid placing the box on hold by the immigration of the visiting country
> Please you are advice to enclose your ID CARD for identification purpose on our arrival.
>
> M. Libby Guillaume
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I don't want to send my ID just yet so I ask about Steem again.
> Dear M. Libby Guillaume,
>
> Thank you for getting in touch. I look forward to working closely with you so that I may receive the trunk box with $8,000,000 from Miss Juliet Timothy without delay. Unfortunately I am a bit confused by your email...
>
> ***What is it that you require of me?***
> Do you wish for me to forward my ID as an email attachment?
If that is the case please let me know and I will forward immediately so that the process can be expedited.
>
> Additionally, I had mentioned to Miss Timothy that the inheritance could be converted to and transferred via Steem. She said this was not possible but I don’t think she knew what I was talking about. I ask you, an intelligent official agent of the bank, is it possible to send Miss Timothy’s inheritance as Steem or Bitcoin? Both are going to the moon you know, so better to convert now. Otherwise I will have to go through the trouble once the box of money arrives at my door. Do you know how hard it is going to be for me to find someone willing to sell $8,000,000 worth of Bitcoin/Steem for cash? I'll give you a hint… REALLY HARD.
>
> Anyway, please let me know if Steem is a possibility. Also I need to know if you wish for me to forward my ID as a PDF attachment.
>
> Thank you for your time.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Brian
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Juliet gets in touch again telling me not to talk about the money. This is the last message I receive from her.
> Dear Mr Brain,
>
> how are you today, any update from the bank, i would not like you to go on in telling the people there is money contained in the trunk box , This was meant to be kept secrete , if not , they will block that money at the port of entry , the content of the box was documented and registered as family valuables this was done for security resons , Is only the bank manager , you and i that knows the real content of the box is money and you have to keep it confidential until the representative arrives with the box to your residence and you collect the box from them , You dont have to disclose this any more please except you want me to loose the fund to hands of the Ameriacan government.
>
> My Regards,
>
> JuletTimothy
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The bank clearly requests my ID again.
> Attn Mr. Brian Griffin ,
>
> Yes , we will like to have your ID CARD through the attachement file so that we can start to process our departure to your country .We also wish to let you know that we will contact you our arraival and you pay for the formalities in your port of entry .
> And again the steem method you suggeted for Miss Juliet we hav not started following it up in this part of Africa .
>
> M. Libby Guillaume
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But of course I can't send it because it doesn't exist. I'll mess with the bank one last time.
> Dear M. Libby Guillaume,
>
> I have a bit of a dilemma. You see last night I went to the bar and I met this girl - she was really really beautiful, like steeming hot. Anyway we started doing shots and you wouldn't believe how much she could drink! I think I had 5 shots of tequila, 3 vodka shots, and 2 whiskey shots. I was very drunk and while driving home the police pulled me over because I was driving on the wrong side of the road and I may have crashed into a police cruiser. ***Can you believe they arrested me?***
>
> I am out of jail today but they took my driver's license and that was my only form of ID. I told the police that I needed the ID so that I could receive the trunk box with $8,000,000 but they didn't believe me. They said I was a drunken fool and that Juliet was trying to scam me. I refuse to believe she would do that to me! Juliet is my friend and I must help her, but I need to find another ID.
>
> ***Is a DL issued from the local government here suitable?***
> I have one but I need to find it first.
>
> Awaiting your response.
>
> Brian
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Back to Juliet...
I send her one final email ensuring my cooperation.
I'll miss her.
> Hello my sweet Juliet,
>
> I am very sorry. I will not mention the trunk full of money to anyone else. It is just me and you. I can't wait until we get to meet!
>
> The bank contacted me and I just responded that there is an issue. It is a long story that involves me getting super drunk and losing my driver's license, which is my main form of ID. I feel ashamed that I have delayed the process, please don't think badly of me. I am confirming with the bank now if they will accept a DL issued from the local government here. Once they confirm I will forward.
>
> You know Juliet had we used Steem the money would already be here. I'm just sayin'
>
> I'm going to lay down now. My back feels better with the OxyContin but the alcohol combination is leaving me with a very bad headache.
>
> Yours truly,
>
> Brian
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The bank is pissed that I told the police.
> Attn Mr. Brian Griffin ,
>
> So you told the police that you are waiting for 8million in a trunk box . are you sure you are not putting yourself in problem with the law. This was meant to confidential , Are you sure you know Miss Juliet?
>
> M. Libby Guillaume
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I apologize.
> Hello,
>
> Yes. I told them because I was very very drunk and worried about losing my license, but it's okay because they didn't believe me. I am keeping my mouth shut now so there will be no problems with the law.
>
> Concerning Juliet she is a dear friend. In fact, once she is able to safety leave her country and come here I am hoping that we can become more than friends. She has such a beautiful soul.
>
> You never answered my question...
>
> Is it okay if I forward my DL issued from the local government here as ID?
>
> I found it so please let me know as soon as possible.
>
> Thank you
>
> Brian
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I am sensing hostility.
> Attn Mr. Brian Griffin ,
>
> I wish to let you know that this arrangement is a very strict one , in the sense that we do our very best to keep this movement confidential in other not to encounter any lapses in the moment because anything contrary will develope into a serious out rage , and i might loose my job here . This is why we tag the trunk box family valuables and lift it to its destination as family valuables . through our diplomatic means here . This is a proper arrangment and not something you open your mouth any how to say in public.
>
> Let us have the DL issued from the local government
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Libby woke me up at 5AM with that latest email. I'm done with this...
> Hello Libby,
>
> This is obviously a scam. Goodbye.
>
> Brian
>
> *PS. I have attached my dog license if you still wish to send the box full of money.*
> *PPS. Please tell Juliet goodbye too*
<sub>Email Attachment:</sub>
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Libby did not read my email
> Attn Mr. Brian Griffin ,
>
> We are going to leave with the trunk box to your country on Moday , we will update you with the airway bill and you also have to be ready to pay for the clearance from your airport authority on our arrival we nomally settle them on our arrival.
It is also very important to have a phone number we shall be useung in reach you on arrival . so provide one
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> Are you serious?
>
> I'll repeat myself...
>
> This is a scam and you are a scammer!
>
> I will pay NOTHING.
>
> Goodbye
>
> Brian
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Scammers give me one last laugh.
> Am sorry we cannnot do this . Your Dog was born in 1995 and the card was issued in 1999
> and you dont have a phone number
> and no ID CARD
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> Bummer.
>
> Good luck with your other targets.
>
> Brian
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