How to Fuck: The Buck for a Fuck Event (~Mature~ Reader Discretion Advised) by nonameslefttouse

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How to Fuck: The Buck for a Fuck Event (~Mature~ Reader Discretion Advised)
>~Another good damn day to you, the once more interested.  @nonameslefttouse here with yet more of this... whatever this is.  Last time, maybe.

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<center>![](http://i.imgur.com/VTrqjLr.jpg)</center><center>"**Fuck**"



That's right.  Today and today *only*, you may have my "**Fuck**", for only one buck.  

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><center>***Did he say a fuck for a buck!?***</center>
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Yes, yes I did.  One "**Fuck**", one buck, never a greater deal in the history of "**Fuck**".

This particular "**Fuck**" is one "**Fuck**" of a lot, for one buck.  A "**Fuck**" like no other, one "**Fuck**" of a kind, one "**Fuck**" of a find.

If you are interested in my "**Fuck**" please contact the "**Fucking Email Address**" listed below.

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<center>Or maybe you would like to get "**Fucked**"?</center>
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<center>![](http://i.imgur.com/eKv6oj4.jpg)</center><center>"**Fucked**"</center>
That's right.  Today you can get "**Fucked**" to go along with your "**Fuck**".  Or maybe you'd simply like to get "**Fucked**" alone.  That can be arranged.

Getting "**Fucked**" is usually much easier to obtain.  It's basically just there for the taking, but I'll be honest.  It's been really hard to get "**Fucked**" in my studio lately.  I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong.  I wait all day, they never show up.

Getting "**Fucked**" will be exciting though, I feel very confident in that.  If you would like to get "**Fucked**" I can add you to the waiting list.  You will get "**Fucked**" in a few days.

If I can't get you "**Fucked**" within a week, I'll give you this "**Mother Fucker**" for free.

<center>![Mother Fucker](http://i.imgur.com/IHX14UD.jpg)</center><center>"**Mother Fucker**"</center>

<center>That is my "**Fucking Guarantee**".</center>


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@haphazard-hstead · 
If I understand this right, after this week, you won't have any "Fucks" left to give. That might be freeing.
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@nonameslefttouse · 
LOL, damn.  Why didn't I think of that one!  Well played.
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@nonameslefttouse · 
Just to clarify, the two art pieces named "Fucked" and "Mother Fucker" in this article are not actually named that.  This was just another one of my "honest advertisement" parody style articles.  

Don't worry, I won't keep milking the money out of the same joke over and over.  I tagged it experimental for a reason.  Just testing a few things.  This one I think I may have gone a little too far?  I feel like I bombed but I do appreciate the votes.  I'll try harder though, with a different approach.

I think it's safe to say the "How to Fuck" series is finished.  I thank everyone for their support and putting up with me while I dabble in things most people would sooner leave alone, and for good reason.
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