# Having a drink _In a popular pub down the road_ ## Things do change, dont they? **"_Would you like a little salt around the rim_?" The young female bartender asked with a mysterious smile on her face. "_What!? No young lady, I most certainly wont_!" And while I almost shouted my reply, to answer to her indecent proposal, I could not help but to observe her from top to bottom and back. "_Honestly, you young people these days, it is all about filth and extremes, isnt it_!?" She raised an eyebrow and looked at me with her mouth slightly opened.** "_Did you honestly believe I would let a lovely young gal like you do such a nasty thing, even if I was into doing such kind of dirty deeds_...?" She started to develope quite the frown on her face, as if I had just crushed her perverted dream. Now why on earth would I even consider such a nasty thing. Salt, around the rim? For what? That would surely feel unpleasent, to state the least. Youngsters these days, everything has to be extreme. As if one cannot experience life to the fullest when living conservative and traditionally. "_Well sir, do you prefer some salt on the rim_?", she asked, while moving the salt-shaker up and down in front of my face. "_No, I wont let you anywhere near my bottom young lady_!" I answered her while I raised my hand as a kind of stop sign. Then she laughed outloud, pointed at my glass of '_pernod_' and said: "_On the rim of your glass Sir, on the rim of your glass..._" She shook her head while she walked away to serve another customer. Leaving the salt-shaker on the bar in front of me. And I decided that it was really time for me to head back home.
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Not yous grumpy though.
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No, of course not, she's! ð
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Sorry for mistyping. I only saw it now. I meant to say: not just grumpy but also horny old man, hehe.
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Some days, it is a wise idea to drink at home. ðĪŠ Posted using [Partiko iOS](https://partiko.app/referral/gikitiki)
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Maybe that's the best to do everytime. ð
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At least you didn't offer to put the salt on her tail. That would have created a different reaction
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Yeah, best way to catch a bird... At least so it has been told. Doubt if the offer would have worked though. Maybe try it next time. ð
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Lol, 'Indecent Proposals', hahaha.
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Seems like a good title for a movie ð Or a tv series on hbo or netflix, every episode another one.
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Absolutely! Btw, do you have the phonenumber of that young female bartender? Just asking ... for a friend, hahaha.
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hahahahah you could have taken this waaaay further even without being too offensive :D
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Yes, I know, but I already felt kind of like a '_dirty oal man_' at this current level... ð
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a role that suits you well??? (not meant offensive...I know the role of the obnoxious one suits me well, that why I am asking hehehehe)
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echt waar? lmao ik kan me niet voorstelen ! niet waar!!! wahahahhaha
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murh | 0 | 5,641,137,655 | 81% | ||
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#nl ð Er schoot een zinnetje in mijn gedachten en daar kwam toen dit verhaal uit Ivy. ð Onder andere geinspireerd door Britse comedy series als '_Bottom_' en dergelijke. (Ergens ook wel een stille ode aan acteur Rick Mayall, bekend van zijn absurdistische komedie. Hij overleed op 9 juni 2014.)
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curator_payout_value | 0.006 SBD |
pending_payout_value | 0.000 SBD |
promoted | 0.000 SBD |
body_length | 298 |
author_reputation | 69,006,323,355,244 |
root_title | "Grumpy old man" |
beneficiaries | [] |
max_accepted_payout | 1,000,000.000 SBD |
percent_steem_dollars | 10,000 |
author_curate_reward | "" |
voter | weight | wgt% | rshares | pct | time |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
englishtchrivy | 0 | 50,955,395,086 | 25% |