I here at work again for another night shift. It seams like I'm always at work these days. I guess that's life though. There seams to be something crazy going on with the computer here at work and maybe IT is staying one step ahead of me, or maybe it's an issue with busy.org at the moment but it won't let me upload any images. I've been trying for quite some time here. So I have given up and time to move on with a joke. This is actually a joke one of the Dr's here at work has been telling to patients. A Dr meets with his patient and says "I have bad news and very bad news. What did you want to hear first?" Patient says' "bad news, I guess, not sure I'm ready for really bad news" "Well I got your test results and looks like you are going to die within 24hrs" "Oh jeez doc, that's terrible news, how can it get any worse than that?" "Well I got the results yesterday but forgot to call you" <h1> Lol, how's that for a groaner</h1> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tNxqXZQGDZc/VZksyjvUFKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/lF7NVEhzuTQ/s1600/Doctor-patient-funny-dialogues-short-jokes.jpg [Source](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tNxqXZQGDZc/VZksyjvUFKI/AAAAAAAAAAM/lF7NVEhzuTQ/s1600/Doctor-patient-funny-dialogues-short-jokes.jpg)
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Right bro upvote and comment back in my post https://steemit.com/all/@teachyou/all-days-not-same
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Thank you for your continued support of SteemSilverGold
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Hehe love it Posted using [Partiko iOS](https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/partiko/id1401033260?mt=8)
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Good jokes. I liked them.
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