What Fresh Fuckery Is This? by phoenixwren

wtf · @phoenixwren · Oct 14 '18 (edited)

$0.54

What Fresh Fuckery Is This?

![photo_20181013_215440.jpg](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmVSUpahb2cfv5d4JWAWhzovy6sFBEjmLJMJehTDdQvu6P/photo_20181013_215440.jpg)

There is a goddamn mosquito in my apartment in the middle of fucking October. It's up by the ceiling where my short ass can't really get it (I tried). BAH. I just had to share.  This just AIN'T RIGHT, you guys. It ain't right.

👍 in2itiveart, sbi2, lyndsaybowes, ecoinstant, paulag, khackett, shanibeer, canna-curate, empress-eremmy, cecicastor, davedickeyyall, karenfoster, coffeesource.net, torico, ecoinstats, coffeebuds, eaglespirit, chelsea88, batman0916, zainenn, reverendrum, bakkachu, foodforestbot, skylinebuds, wdougwatson, conradino23, hotsauceislethal, pechichemena, grow-pro, tommyknockers, hiatus, suheri, bluntsmasha, darkprince66, elamental, mrunderstood, movingman, growroom, t-lab

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@in2itiveart · Oct 14 '18

lol

👍 phoenixwren

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@lyndsaybowes · Oct 14 '18

$0.03

Bwa hahahahaa, it was worth the click.  <3 <3 <3 <3  I hope you didn't lost much sleep, or blood!

👍 phoenixwren, khackett

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@phoenixwren · Oct 14 '18

$0.02

Lol I MURDERIZED IT. And it didn't splash blood. 😂

👍 lyndsaybowes

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@khackett · Oct 14 '18

We've got this electrified tennis racket that works pretty good for killin things with wings. I mostly use it on spiders. Makes my life so much easier. 🤣 
Except, you do sort of end up looking strange hopping around swinging a tennis racket at what appears to be nothing, and then all of sudden it makes a loud *zaaaaappp* noise.  
😁🕷🎾

👍 phoenixwren

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@phoenixwren · Oct 14 '18

$0.04

I hope that you yell about being Thor God of Thunder while using it! 😂

👍 dustsweeper, khackett

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@khackett · Oct 14 '18

No... but i'm going to from now on! ☺

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👍 phoenixwren

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@cecicastor · Oct 16 '18

$0.05

Do mosquitos in October in Colorado come with climate change or are you just lucky? LOL

👍 dustsweeper, phoenixwren

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@phoenixwren · Oct 16 '18

Hahaa, global weirding, I tell you!!

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👍 cecicastor

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