The Two Funniest Things I Saw Today by pinkspectre

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The Two Funniest Things I Saw Today
1. This cross stitch in my friend's bathroom
![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmUboc8cDE8pNH4kKpU4KYLDyXktAMcbfBPKZNqYkuQshs/image.png)
I thought this was a hilarious juxtaposition  of modernity and a classic, timeless  decoration. It was tongue-in-cheek and marvelously hilarious.

2. This dog was spying on my dogs. 
![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmajJUyKATHCfy9Bg4nzCbsA1AFjk1nR4Rb2SHpZahbhoQ/image.png)
When my husband called me into the backyard to look at a dog, I thought he was reffering to our leaf covered mutt, who had just tumbled in the fallen debris of our tree. However, he was actually indicating this curious fellow, who jumped up on this six foot high wall to see what our dogs are up to.
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@eunblue ·
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That cross stitch totally cracked me up :-D
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@anil566 · 
maybe that dog is in love with your dog. i think so
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@rafique1953 · 
First one is really funny but the second one is very careful to its duty by nature that's why we love  and depend on it. regards.
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@tudors · 
The Dog was hoping to get an invite to the party.
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@mihirbarot · 
This message first one is really funny . 

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@rickdevorne · 
that dog could be thinking "why am i not invited to join them?" "looks like fun to have company." "are they eating yummy dog food?" "why do i have black fur? and them....?" "am i an inferior breed?"
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@brokernaples · 
The dog is looking like you had some steaks on the grill
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