<center><img src="https://pixabay.com/get/57e6d64a4856ae14f1dc8460825668204022dfe0545071497c2f7ad2/gas-1639242_640.jpg"></center> Infection? I go to an online random word generator to get a seed word for a freewrite, and it gives me *infection*? What the hell am I supposed to do with that? Make it Steem-related and smarmy at the same time and talk about how the infection of bidbots is being killed off, allowing our toddler blockchain to recover from the near-death experience of #oldsteem? Bore people with a semi-biographical vignette about a kid who lived down the block from me who got an infection that led to the amputation of his left thumb after he drunkenly fell on a rock that a cow pie had landed on? Fifty years later, that poor bastard is still trying to come up with a better story to explain away his missing thumb. But even if I say *screw it* and have it generate another word, it would probably give me something like *discuss* or *eliminate* or *bubble* and, come on, who could use one of those to write a story that they *wouldn’t* be ashamed to publish using an alt account, let alone their main one? Did Shakespeare ever have to put up with lame-ass random word generators? Hell no! He could just pull any book off his shelf and stick a finger into it at random page and find a *hath* or *doth* or *thine* and he was already putting quill to ink writing something that was destined to be translated into High Valyrian by some nerd four centuries later. Maybe I was born four centuries too late. I could have been a *real* writer back then. Even get my stuff *published* when that actually meant something. Instead, I’m stuck here with random word generators. Okay, okay, one more try. *Lamp.* Oh, just shoot me now. <center><img src="https://s14.postimg.org/7k9hhyv1t/IMG_0530.png"></center> *Pixabay image*
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A random word generator is actually quite an interesting way to kick off a freewrite. It'd never occurred to me :)
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A random word generator is actually quite an interesting way to kick off a freewrite. It'd never occurred to me :) ***reposting following haejin downvote***
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