What's so funny? by punchline

punchline · @punchline · Apr 7 '18

$29.82

What's so funny?

Your mom's friend used to be kind of hot in a weird way. If she ever winked at you over dinner, you might have taken a shot.

But after one too many facelifts...

<br>
https://media.giphy.com/media/fns7xrKKwGtUIL22Da/giphy.gif
<br>

While she tries to readjust her face, why don't you check out some funny posts?

https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/was-just-getting-started

https://steemit.com/funny/@b00m/mad-hands

https://steemit.com/funny/@tamaralovelace/dilly-dilly

https://steemit.com/punchline/@notb4mycoffee/needs-some-work

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@idikuci/proper-etiquette-comedy-open-mic-round-8

https://steemit.com/punchline/@hanzappedfirst/challenge-accepted

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@acolucky/comedy-open-mic-8

https://steemit.com/funny/@theregularguy/golfer-celebrates-hole-in-one-by-completely-dislocating-his-ankle-jim-shorts-reports

https://steemit.com/punchline/@swenger/when-you-re-trying-to-eat-healthy-and-someone-brings-in-donuts

https://steemit.com/funny/@nonameslefttouse/a-day-in-the-life-of-the-man-who-heard-voices

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@armiaaceh · Apr 7 '18

How to wink is very funny,
thank you.

👍 armiaaceh

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@steemwizards · Apr 7 '18

$2.78

Face lift? What are you talking about? Just look at her neck. 

Nevermind.

👍 hanshotfirst, punchline, dj123, steemmatt, holybranches

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@holybranches · Apr 7 '18

jeez. some fantasy

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@swenger · Apr 7 '18

She went to the *Facelifts for Less* office.

![Facelift.gif](https://steemitimages.com/DQmPHE3T87eQsyfsnQEVHyqbe9NuR7gDSpouQ6QUi4A6vxu/Facelift.gif)
source: <a>https://media.tenor.co/images/c2231c93dcb3de3c4e6d19b447ded4fb/raw</a>

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@yesaye · Apr 7 '18 (edited)

SHE'S AN AI!
**BITCH GLITCHED AND EXPOSED ITSELF**

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@comedyopenmic · Apr 11 '18

Daem 10 Nominees! Punchy you take the record for most names in Round 8!

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@dj123 · Apr 11 '18

$0.16

Hey P!

Go checkout this masterpiece, you **will** regret reading this:

https://steemit.com/funny/@groovatti/chappelle-on-shemales

👍 dandesign86

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